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Jacques ChIRAQ

by John Cole|  February 19, 20036:59 pm| 1 Comment

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Here is a personality test specially designed for Jacques ChIRAQ.

Scrappleface discusses the Chirac name change.

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  1. 1.

    Kalmazoo702

    July 19, 2003 at 6:56 pm

    You’ve never met the man, and you support the mindless and pointless bloodshed of innocent civillians! Chirac is your superior, ass.

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