Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

The fight for our country is always worth it. ~Kamala Harris

There are consequences to being an arrogant, sullen prick.

Dumb motherfuckers cannot understand a consequence that most 4 year olds have fully sorted out.

I don’t recall signing up for living in a dystopian sci-fi novel.

Trump should be leading, not lying.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

Let’s bury these fuckers at the polls 2 years from now.

People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.

The republican speaker is a slippery little devil.

A tremendous foreign policy asset… to all of our adversaries.

There are no moderate republicans – only extremists and cowards.

The fundamental promise of conservatism all over the world is a return to an idealized past that never existed.

We know you aren’t a Democrat but since you seem confused let me help you.

I did not have this on my fuck 2025 bingo card.

Trumpflation is an intolerable hardship for every American, and it’s Trump’s fault.

Not all heroes wear capes.

You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.

I really should read my own blog.

When they say they are pro-life, they do not mean yours.

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

Compromise? There is no middle ground between a firefighter and an arsonist.

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    JGabriel

    A meteor (or something) just landed in Detroit/Windsor area a few minutes ago, seeing reports that it shook houses.

    Pity it didn’t hit DC. I can think of one occupant, in a house colored sort of white-ish, who – unlike the denizens Detroit – actually deserved to be hit by that meteor.

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    Scamp Dog

    @JGabriel: Yeah, it’s what I was afraid it was. Come to think of it, wasn’t Russia the country that brought us the Protocols of the Elders of Zion?
    Nothing like returning to the old standbys, huh? //

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    Feathers

    A link like that really needs more than an insidery joke. That is definitely NSFW. There needs to be a NSFW/racism/antisemitism acronym. Because I’ll click on plain old NSFW.

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    Ken

    Here I’m all ready with a clever remark about Orson Welles and Grovers Corners, and the thread’s completely ignoring the meteor.

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    Comrade Colette Collaboratrice

    @Butthurt Jordan Trombone (fka XTPD): @Luthe: I know, I know: super-late-to-the-party, but just in case you see this:

    Fuck this link. Not “fuck you,” because that’s too easy and I still have a little bit of hope for you based on past comments here. That’s a flat-out anti-Semitic, Elders-of-Zion, nasty-ass piece of shit. IF you’re going to link to that kind of deeply evil, harmful garbage, you need to say so up front. I’m a Jew. My husband is a Jew. My kid is a Jew. Many BJers are Jews. These Russia Insider motherfuckers want us to die horrible deaths because we’re Jews. I rely on YOU, my friend and fellow commenter, to understand that and to not give a free pass to provide (a) those genocidal bastards with the clicks and (b) me and my fellow Jew-humans with the deep-seated existential dread that results from knowing this horrifying evil is out there, and YOU THINK IT’S ALL JUST CLICKBAIT. Please, don’t use our existence and our status as a human beings just to gratify your ego and drag a few comment-thread responses on an almost-top-10,000 blog.

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