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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?
I did not have this on my fuck 2025 bingo card.
Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity
Not rolling over. fuck you, make me.
Mediocre white men think RFK Jr’s pathetic midlife crisis is inspirational. The bar is set so low for them, it’s subterranean.
New McCarthy, same old McCarthyism.
Fight them, without becoming them!
The worst democrat is better than the best republican.
Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.
A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals
Shut up, hissy kitty!
“woke” is the new caravan.
The Supreme Court cannot be allowed to become the ultimate, unaccountable arbiter of everything.
“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”
The way to stop violence is to stop manufacturing the hatred that fuels it.
Following reporting rules is only for the little people, apparently.
Anne Laurie is a fucking hero in so many ways. ~ Betty Cracker
You cannot love your country only when you win.
Republicans do not trust women.
Compromise? There is no middle ground between a firefighter and an arsonist.
Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.
The revolution will be supervised.
In my day, never was longer.
So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.
Leto
What? Send you more dick pics? Copy that! Open the flood gates, boys!
Damien
I really hope he gets nothing but male gape photos from now until eternity.
Fuck this guy.
Adam L Silverman
@Leto: Given the reputation for drinking his own urine direct from the tap on video, maybe you want to rephrase flood gates.
Roger Moore
Sorry, but I have trouble keeping track of all the Republican assholes. Are people sending him dick pics on general principle, or has he done something specific that makes him especially deserving?
ETA: And I guess Adam L Silverman has answered this.
NotMax
FAKE NUDES!
:)
Tim C.
@NotMax: I think you just managed to both win the internet and both deserve to get a time-out at the same time.
Good work.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
Insert “is it real, or is it the Onion?” emoji here. Is this a person I should be aware of, or an internet character like Mrs Betty Bowers and Owen’s Grandpa and Merkin Patriot?
Adam L Silverman
@Roger Moore: @Jim, Foolish Literalist: He goes by the nickname Joey Salads. He’s a local asshat from Staten Island. Basically stereotypical Staten Islander who runs a racist YouTube channel who is now running as a Republican to try to unseat Max Rose, the current Democratic congressman from that district.
Joey Maloney
I sent him a Nixon headshot.
Leto
@Adam L Silverman: Nope, I’m all in!!!
Ruckus
@Adam L Silverman:
Asshat.
I knew I left something out of a comment downstairs. Asshat.
Take off the hat and he’s all ass.
OK I’ll stop now.
patroclus
LOL
HumboldtBlue
To lighten the mood and inject some style into this thread, here’s a band I was introduced to today.
The California Honeydrops.
Motherfucker can sing.
Oakland roots.
Ladyraxterinok
He’s really a mess. Interviewed by Breitbart and proud of it. Hates AOC.
Eric NNY
Damnit, I’m an older gay man who tries to keep his dick to himself but boy is this tempting.
joel hanes
@HumboldtBlue:
thank you thank you thank you
that was perfectly splendid
Mary G
The Judiciary Committee hearing on police brutality was our politics in a nutshell:
It goes on, but I’ll get put in moderation. At the end Matt Gaetz tries to quote Al Sharpton.
HumboldtBlue
@joel hanes:
Here’s their tribute to Bobby Bland.
JaySinWA
@Eric NNY: You could always Cheney that ass.
Amir Khalid
@Adam L Silverman:
Indian PM Morarji Desai was famous for doing this too (some kind of traditional medicinal practice, as I recall) but to my knowledge Desai never videoed it coming out of the tap, as it were.
HumboldtBlue
Michael D. Collins has been described as Danny Devito portraying Bernie Sander.
Here’s how an Irishman described him:
There’s a president we know and respect.
Youse will love him cuz his doggos are devoted.
HumboldtBlue
Forgot the original link.
patrick II
It’s at times like this that I most appreciate the Streisand principle.
Chetan Murthy
@HumboldtBlue: “Be proud to be a decent American, rather than just a wanker whipping up fear!”
Damn, I need a cigarette after that!
Chetan Murthy
@Chetan Murthy: I especially liked how his hapless opponent (Graham) kept repeatedly trying to interrupt, only to get trampled each time by Higgins’ barrelling delivery. The man simply had no chance ….
ruemara
Joey Salads. How are these people smart enough to breathe?
Amir Khalid
@HumboldtBlue:
It’s not often that a president’s nickname sounds like a term of endearment. Usually it’s the opposite of one.
joel hanes
@HumboldtBlue:
I only attended the Strawberry Music Festival a couple times, fifteen years or so ago.
I can see that I should have kept going.
hervevillechaizelounge
@ruemara:
I assume his name is some kind of pun relating to tossed salad (which is code for an unmentionable sex act).
And if it’s not it should be.
Patricia Kayden
Dicks for a dick.
OzarkHillbilly
I wonder how many people have sent him pictures of himself?
debbie
@Ladyraxterinok:
Does anything more need to be said than “Staten Island”?
The Lodger
@HumboldtBlue: Michael Collins is another famous Irishman, not the current president of Ireland.