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Not Feeling It

by John Cole|  November 13, 200510:54 am| 31 Comments

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I just don’t feel the need or desire to blog today, so you guys are going to have to go elsewhere or just argue amongst yourselves in the comments threads.

This piece on Henry Rollins and the USO in the NYT Magazine is fun (quick disclosure- Rollins and Black flag are an old fave of yours truly, back in the days of Jodi Foster’s Army, the Dead Milkmen, the Butthole Surfers, the Dead Kennedys, etc.).

Also, Tom Maguire has plenty of stuff up to start a flame war/discussion:

Left unexplained – how the Democrats unrelenting focus on the use of pre-war intelligence is going to substitute for a plan to resolve the situation in Iraq. Was it really only two weeks ago that Harry Reid forced the Senate into a closed session to discuss that?

Perhaps Sen. Reid was simply intending to commemorate the second anniversary of the leak of the strategy memo explaining how the Democrats could politicize the Senate Intelligence Committee hearings for maximum benefit.

This political posturing by the Dems is understandable – their party is pretty well united around the desire to have a mulligan on the decision to go to war against Iraq.

However, on the slightly more topical question of where we go from here, the problem that crippled John Kerry continues to vex the Democrats – their anti-war base wants to declare Bush beaten and leave Iraq, while many of their leaders continue to argue that defeat is not an option.

Unless the world blows up, I will be back tomorrow. I believe Tim is in DC seeing the Dalai Lama, so he may or may not be around later on to report on his trip.

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  1. 1.

    Davebo

    November 13, 2005 at 11:45 am

    Apparantly our only problem is the dreaded “mainstream media”.

    If folks will just stop watching the news and reading the papers the world would seem just fine.

  2. 2.

    Steve S

    November 13, 2005 at 11:58 am

    Left unexplained – how the republicans unrelenting whining about Democrats is going to substitute for a plan to resolve the situation in Iraq.

  3. 3.

    Kimmitt

    November 13, 2005 at 12:01 pm

    What Steve S said.

  4. 4.

    caleb

    November 13, 2005 at 12:19 pm

    I am still looking to find a copy of the “Live 1984” JFA record. Damn I loved that record. Recently found “We know you suck”….just not the same though. Their originals were great, but I have yet to see any band cover the likes of The Peanuts Theme, Low Rider, and Walk, Don’t Run, like JFA did.

    Where the hell is that Live 1984 damn it?!!!!!!!!

    And it’s always good to see a fellow traveler who appreciates the music of the Dead Milkmen.

    Never, though, got into the DKs.

    Descendents, although not listed, rocked too.

  5. 5.

    Paddy O'Shea

    November 13, 2005 at 12:19 pm

    While our righty pals congratulate each other on Team Torture not using WMD against Iraqi civilians, and how this makes everything else OK because they have proven that the republican leadership in Washington not as bad as Saddam Hussein (or some such nebulous, bizarre and absolutely absurd shit), the next cloud about to rain on their parade of disgrace is a-billowing in Britain:

    Sunday Herald – 13 November 2005

    Blair faces new inquiry into Iraq war

    MPs organising the campaign to impeach Tony Blair believe thet have enough support to force a highly damaging Commons investigation into the Prime Minister’s pre-war conduct.

    A renewed attempt to impeach Blair over claims he misled parliament in making his case for war against Iraq, will be made in the Commons within the next two weeks.

    Organisers say they are expecting 200 cross-party signatures, including those of former govt ministers, to force the Commons to set up a Privy Council investigation that would examine in detail the case for impeachment against Blair.

    The size of the Labour revolt, allied to unified opposition benches, is said to have changed the climate inside the Commons.

    sundayherald.com/print52851

    Now here’s a conundrum for the Bushie Apologist Choir: If the Parliament in the UK decides that Blair, using many of the same specious claims as Team Torture, lied and therefore should be tossed out into the streets, how will that reflect upon such things as Georgie’s little “I Am Not A Liar” temper tantrum last Friday? While the Republicans here do control Congress and can therefore shield Bush’s posh patrician ass from any serious inquiry into his push for war in Iraq, Parliament is run by a bunch of disgrunted and thoroughly cranky lefties who do not thing too highly of the man they refer to as “The Poodle.”

    But if Blair is impeached for the same things Bush is suspected of doing? My my, wouldn’t that be something.

  6. 6.

    Paddy O'Shea

    November 13, 2005 at 12:33 pm

    Small world, ain’t it? I used to do cartoons for JFA’s fanzine, Phenis. Also used to do some stuff for the Butthole Surfer’s fanzine, Throbbing Cattle. And how many of you posers are aware that before it was a record label Touch & Go was run by Tesco Vee of the Meatmen? Did stuff there, too. Home base was Flipside, though.

    “We’re the Meatmen and you suck! Meatmen stomp!” The Meatmen, now THERE was a band. Any outfit that could have engendered the amount of sheer hatred they inspired in the wee punkies just had to be the shit. Of course, I still await a follow-up to their paen to The Beatles, “One Down Three To Go.”

    Maybe something along the lines of: “Georgie said Buddha could never fail, then rode to hell on a coffin nail.”

    Ah me, back in the day …

  7. 7.

    Otto Man

    November 13, 2005 at 12:33 pm

    The JFA cover of the “Peanuts” theme is a masterpiece.

  8. 8.

    Matt

    November 13, 2005 at 1:10 pm

    But you have to wonder, if the Dems did have a viable exit strategy, would it matter? As you said earlier, John, this has been a very arrogant administration, and I think the feeling among a lot of Dems is that as long as Bush is strong politically at home, their input will be ignored.

  9. 9.

    joshua

    November 13, 2005 at 1:31 pm

    I don’t see how you were able to listen to some of those bands if liberals push your buttons, since the “Dead” bands were really into pushing those buttons.

  10. 10.

    rilkefan

    November 13, 2005 at 1:32 pm

    JFA? John For America?

  11. 11.

    scs

    November 13, 2005 at 1:42 pm

    Since this is an open thread, I just wanted to post about some grammar that has been irritating the heck out of me the last few years. Everyone is starting to say “him and I” or “to she and I” – like “I gave the papers to she and I”, or ” the difference between him and I is “. That is just plain wrong people! And I find it creeping everywhere. Not only do I hear regular people using it, but I am starting to find TV news broadcasters using it. You can’t mix cases!

    To test it – you would say – “That is the difference between us” or “I gave the papers to them” , not “That is the difference between we ” or “I gave the papers to they”. I can put up with bad grammar, as I use it too, but I can’t put up with bad grammar done with the intent to make the speaker sound more snooty. Let you and I spread the word! No wrong. Let US spread the word! Phew. Thanks for letting me get that off my chest.

  12. 12.

    CaseyL

    November 13, 2005 at 1:51 pm

    I agree the Dems should do more than sit back while the GOP implodes, but they need to present it in such a way that emphasizes GOP errors and complicity.

    One way they can do this regarding the war is remind people how Dems support the troops while the GOP does not, esp. when it comes to issues like pay, healthcare, and equipment. Remind people that our soldiers in Iraq have to buy their own armor, and that during the first year soldiers had to buy their own water, even as GOP-connected comapnies like Halliburton were skimming off billions of dollars. Dems can also remind people that Kerry had many ideas about to fight the war better, which Bush adopted as if they were his own.

    Dems can also tie the GOP firmly to Chalabi, esp. now that Bush has been so obliging as to bring the fraudster back to DC and parade him around. They can do so particularly by endlessly repeating his infamous statement that it doesn’t matter that he fed the Bush Admin lies about WMDs, since he “got what [he] wanted.” This gives the Dems an opportunity to talk about faulty, distorted intel.

    Dems can ask, rhetorically, why US blood and billions of US dollars were spent to give Chalabi “what he wanted,” and then ask what the US has gotten out of the deal. And then Dems can answer that rhetorical question: “More terrorism, more radicalization, more hatred.”

    If the GOP wants to make an issue over “Well, Democrats had the same information that the President did,” then Dems can definitely make that an issue. They can say, “Committing America to a war is the gravest decision a President makes. Like all Americans, Democrats believed the President would be honest about this most grave decision. Like all Americans, Democrats believed the President when he said Iraq was a danger to us; a danger so great that war had to be waged immediately; that war could not wait until the weapons inspectors had completed their mission. And, like all Americans, Democrats were shocked, saddened and angered that the President misled us.”

  13. 13.

    Davd_Violence

    November 13, 2005 at 2:24 pm

    I have a copy of JFA’s “Live 1984.” I bought it nearly 20 years ago. Bidding starts at $100,000.

    I am a fan of Rollins because a) I like his music; all of it. b) I appreciate his hostility. c) He has integrity: he performs and is a good showman. d) He’s a punk.

    Rollins has been all over the world, met lots of people, run a record company, etc., etc. He’s entitled to his opinions, too. I wouldn’t vote for him for any public office, but I would pay money to hear him speak or hear his band play.

  14. 14.

    ppGaz

    November 13, 2005 at 2:35 pm

    Was it really only two weeks ago that Harry Reid forced the Senate into a closed session to discuss that?

    Gratuitous crap. Why are we even talking about this?

    By what tortured logic does the fact that BushWHIG manipulated us into a war and needs to be held accountable translate into the idea that I have to come up with a “solution” to the fucking mess they’ve created?

    You got yourselves into this hole, asshole Republicans. Let me know when you stop digging.

  15. 15.

    Otto Man

    November 13, 2005 at 2:49 pm

    You got yourselves into this hole, asshole Republicans. Let me know when you stop digging.

    Yeah, even though it’s awfully hard for us to present a plan on how to unshit the bed, I think the first step would be for the administration to stop shitting.

  16. 16.

    KC

    November 13, 2005 at 3:11 pm

    John Cole a DK fan. Never thought I’d see the day.

  17. 17.

    kl

    November 13, 2005 at 3:55 pm

    We’re losing ppGaz, somebody get the defibrillator!

  18. 18.

    Steve S

    November 13, 2005 at 5:26 pm

    BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
    I ran over my neighbors
    BITCHIN CAMARAO, BITCHIN CAMARO
    Now it’s in all the papers.
    My folks bought me a BITCHIN CAMARO with no insurance to match;
    So if you happen to run me down, please don’t leave a scratch.
    I ran over some old lady one night at the county fair;
    And I didn’t get arrested, because my dad’s the mayor.
    BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
    Doughnuts on your lawn
    BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
    Tony Orlando and Dawn
    When I drive past the kids, they all spit and cuss,
    Because I’ve got a BITCHIN CAMARO and they have to ride the bus.
    So you’d better get out of my way, when I run through your yard;
    Because I’ve got a BITCHIN CAMARO;
    And an Exxon credit card.
    BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
    Hey, man where ya headed?
    BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
    I drive on unleaded.

  19. 19.

    p.lukasiak

    November 13, 2005 at 5:30 pm

    When I think about Cole listening to DK, what pops into my mind is a comparison to a gay man reading Playboy for the articles.

  20. 20.

    Mike

    November 13, 2005 at 6:27 pm

    Found this over at Andrew Sullivan’s:

    “According to [my son,] Jordan, morale among our guys is very high. They not only believe they are winning, but that they are winning decisively. They are stunned and dismayed by what they see in the American press, whom they almost universally view as against them. The embedded reporters are despised and distrusted. They are inflicting casualties at a rate of 20-1 and then see shit like Are we losing in Iraq on TV and the print media.”

    Congrats to all the Libs in the MSM, I’m sure the troops just love all the fine work you do.

  21. 21.

    SeesThroughIt

    November 13, 2005 at 7:45 pm

    Wow, John, I had no idea you listened to skate punk like that. What about Dirty Rotten Imbeciles, Crumbsuckers, Agent Orange, and Social Distortion?

  22. 22.

    andrew

    November 13, 2005 at 7:51 pm

    Many people believed that Iraq had WMD.

    From a national defence stand point the issue is whether or not the bureacracy (as Colonel Willkerson puts it) was distorted to make inconclusive evidence more conclusive.

    This kind of distortion is dangerous just as lting to put someone you *know* is guilty away because it undermines the entire information gathering process.

    We could have chosen to go to war with inconclusive, incomplete and circumstantial evidence which is what we had and which turned out to be basically wrong. Still it could be argued that it was the best judgement call. I will leave it to others to decide how imminent the percieved threat was.

    However no matter how severe their flaws when the intelligence agencies are “reformed” to provide only what we want to hear we undermine our capacity. The mocking of the chairman of the joint chiefs and the firing of Lindsay indicate an administration that wanted to surpress and ignore conflicting information and opinions.

    The attack on Wilson was a further sign of this. He was correct the Niger reports were false.

    Many of us fear that this process has continued, that institutions have been stacked to provide faith based “intelligence.”

    The issue is fundamental and the partisan games of both sides give the wrong focus.

  23. 23.

    james richardson

    November 13, 2005 at 8:12 pm

    what Matt and ppGaz said.

  24. 24.

    Paddy O'Shea

    November 13, 2005 at 8:13 pm

    Doesn’t really surprise me that so many punkers grew up to be conservatives. They were just little suburban white boys playing ‘wanne be bad’ back then, too.

  25. 25.

    Steve S

    November 13, 2005 at 8:19 pm

    “According to [my son,] Jordan, morale among our guys is very high. They not only believe they are winning, but that they are winning decisively. They are stunned and dismayed by what they see in the American press, whom they almost universally view as against them. The embedded reporters are despised and distrusted. They are inflicting casualties at a rate of 20-1 and then see shit like Are we losing in Iraq on TV and the print media.”

    Cool! They ought to be home by Christmas then.

  26. 26.

    DougJ

    November 13, 2005 at 8:49 pm

    How about the Minutemen? Good article tangentially about them.

  27. 27.

    DougJ

    November 13, 2005 at 9:37 pm

    The embedded reporters are despised and distrusted. They are inflicting casualties at a rate of 20-1

    What are they arming those reporters with?

  28. 28.

    aop

    November 13, 2005 at 10:32 pm

    “According to [my son,] Jordan, morale among our guys is very high. They not only believe they are winning, but that they are winning decisively. They are stunned and dismayed by what they see in the American press

    They think they’re winning because they are winning in case-by-case combat scenarios. What they don’t see, and what the press is reporting on, is the larger failure of leadership that didn’t have any kind of viable plan for occuying the country and hasn’t, found a way, or the will, to shut down the Iran/Syria borders to prevent foreign insurgents from entering the country.

  29. 29.

    rilkefan

    November 13, 2005 at 10:46 pm

    aop, there’s a growing feeling in the analysosphere that the borders aren’t that important – 90% of the insurgents being ex-Baath or just ordinary radicalized locals. Beyond that, perfect border control isn’t achievable. Consider the Jordanian situation…

  30. 30.

    Kimmitt

    November 14, 2005 at 2:59 am

    What are they arming those reporters with?

    Weapons of Mass Deception, of course.

  31. 31.

    James

    November 14, 2005 at 5:08 pm

    Stars And Stripes Of Corruption (original release date 1985)

    Finally got to Washington in the middle of the night
    I couldn’t wait
    I headed straight for the Capitol Mall
    My heart began to pound
    Yahoo! It really exists
    The American International Pictures logo

    I looked up at that Capitol Building
    Couldn’t help but wonder why
    I felt like saying “Hello, old friend”

    Walked up the hill to touch it
    Then I unzipped my pants
    And pissed on it when nobody was looking

    Like a great eternal Klansman
    With his two flashing red eyes
    Turn around he’s always watching
    The Washington monument pricks the sky
    With flags like pubic hair ringed ’round the bottom

    The symbols of our heritage
    Lit up proudly in the night
    Somehow fits to see the homeless people
    Passed out on the lawn

    So this is where it happens
    The power games and bribes
    All lobbying for a piece of ass

    Of the stars and stripes of corruption

    Makes me feel so ashamed
    To be an American
    When we’re too stuck up to learn from our mistakes
    Trying to start another Viet Nam
    Whilke fiddling while Rome burns at home
    The Boss says, “You’re laid off. Blame the Japanese”
    “America’s back,” alright
    At the game it plays the worst
    Strip mining the world like a slave plantation

    No wonder others hate us
    And the Hitlers we handpick
    To bleed their people dry
    For our evil empire

    The drug we’re fed
    To make us like it
    Is God and country with a band

    People we know who should know better
    Howl, “America riles. Let’s go to war!”
    Business scams are what’s worth dying for

    Are the Soviets our worst enemy?
    We’re destroying ourselves instead
    Who cares about our civil rights
    As long as I get paid?

    The blind Me-Generation
    Doesn’t care if life’s a lie

    so easily used, so proud to enforce

    The stars and stripes of corruption
    Let’s bring it all down!
    Tell me who’s the real patriots
    The Archie Bunker slobs waving flags?
    Or the people with the guts to work
    For some real change
    Rednecks and bombs don’t make us strong
    We loot the world, yet we can’t even feed ourselves
    Our real test of strength is caring
    Not the toys of war we sell the world
    Just carry on, thankful to be farmed like worms
    Old glory for a blanket
    As you suck on your thumbs

    Real freedom scares you
    ‘Cos it means responsibility

    So you chicken out and threaten me

    Saying, “Love it or leave it”
    I’ll get beat up if I criticize it
    You say you’ll fight to the death
    To save your worthless flag

    If you want a banana republic that bad
    Why don’t you go move to one
    But what can just one of us do?
    Against all that money and power
    Trying to crush us into roaches?

    We don’t destroy society in a day
    Until we change ourselves first
    From the inside out

    We can start by not lying so much
    And treating other people like dirt
    It’s easy not to base our lives
    On how much we can scam

    And you know
    It feels good to lift that monkey off our backs

    I’m thankful I live in a place
    Where I can say the things I do
    Without being taken out and shot
    So I’m on guard against the goons
    Trying to take my rights away
    We’ve got to rise above the need for cops and laws

    Let kids learn communication
    Instead of schools pushing competition
    How about more art and theater instead of sports?

    People will always do drugs
    Let’s legalize them
    Crime drops when the mob can’t price them
    Budget’s in the red?
    Let’s tax religion

    No one will do it for us
    We’ll just have to fix ourselves
    Honesty ain’t all that hard
    Just put Rambo back inside your pants
    Causing trouble for the system is much more fun

    Thank you for the toilet paper
    But your flag is meaningless to me
    Look around, we’re all people
    Who needs countries anyway?

    Our land, I love it too
    I think I love it more than you
    I care enough to fight

    The stars and stripes of corruption
    Let’s bring it all down!
    If we don’t try
    If we just lie
    If we can’t find
    A way to do it better than this
    Who will?

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