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Giving in to doom is how we fail to fight for ourselves & one another.

They spent the last eight months firing professionals and replacing them with ideologues.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

Let me file that under fuck it.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

We do not need to pander to people who do not like what we stand for.

Oh FFS you might as well trust a 6-year-old with a flamethrower.

“But what about the lurkers?”

The republican caucus is covering themselves with something, and it is not glory.

Authoritarian republicans are opposed to freedom for the rest of us.

Optimism opens the door to great things.

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

Impressively dumb. Congratulations.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

We can’t confuse what’s necessary to win elections with the policies that we want to implement when we do.

You come for women, you’re gonna get your ass kicked.

Republicans: “Abortion is murder but you can take a bus to get one.” Easy peasy.

Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

If you can’t control your emotions, someone else will.

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The Harvard Independent is DRIVING

by John Cole|  October 10, 200210:47 am| Leave a Comment

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The Harvard Independent is DRIVING ME CRAZY!

I click on the link to the Dershowitz story from Matt Yglesias’s site: it asks me to register or login. I login, and I can not find the Dershowitz story anywhere (note to Independent staff- how bout some bylines on the front page?). So, now that I am logged in to the Independent, I go back to Matt’s site to click the link again. I click the link, and although it takes me back to the Independent, and it has me as logged in, there is no story, but another page asking me to login.

I give up. This is why I quit reading the LA Times. If anyone wants to point out the error of my ways, it would be much appreciated.

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J.C. Watts Returns? via Ben

by John Cole|  October 10, 200210:39 am| Leave a Comment

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J.C. Watts Returns? via Ben Domenech:

As Rep. J.C. Watts Jr. brings his brief but high-profile tenure in Congress to a close by retiring this year, he is leaving the door open to running for the U.S. Senate in the future. The Oklahoma Republican, who as chairman of the House Republican Conference is the top-ranking black member of Congress and the only black Republican, said in a morning coffee with editors and reporters at The Washington Times that he could see the timing working out six years from now.

Has anyone contacted Harry Belafonte for his opinion?

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The Vodkapundit is back, leaving

by John Cole|  October 10, 200210:35 am| Leave a Comment

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The Vodkapundit is back, leaving me only one question:

What is the significance of being listed as a micro-brew?

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Scrappleface on certain Senator’s ‘Principled

by John Cole|  October 10, 200210:30 am| Leave a Comment

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Scrappleface on certain Senator’s ‘Principled Opposition to the Iraq Resolution’:

Two Senate opponents of the Bush administration’s use-of-force resolution against Iraq say they will support the measure now that Mr. Bush has buckled under pressure, and given in to opposition demands.

Sen. John Kerry, D-MA, and Sen. Chuck Hagel, R-NE, each said they would support the resolution when it comes up for a vote later this week.

“Before, the president wanted to work with the United Nations to enforce its sanctions, and prevent Iraq’s use of weapons of mass destruction,” said Sen. Kerry. “I couldn’t, in good conscience, support that. But now that he wants to work with the United Nations to enforce its sanctions, and prevent Iraq’s use of weapons of mass destruction, I’m on board. We’re all glad the President has come around to our way of thinking.”

Kerry and Hagel to their anti-war voters: ‘The polls made me do it.’

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Better Than Comedy Central One

by John Cole|  October 10, 200210:17 am| Leave a Comment

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Better Than Comedy Central

One of the reasons I love MSNBC is the great comedy they provide. Whether it be Rick Sanchez’s bizarre and childish gesticulations and facial expressions, or Ashleigh Banfield’s (aka the Bimbo Broadcaster) utter inability to ask a coherent question, they have great polls every day like today’s:

“Does the D.C. Sniper scare you?”

Tomorrow’s question- “Are you a carbon-based life form?”

Also, MSNBC is now covering the story behind the story- is the press helping or hurting the sniper investigation? Is there another profession with the same amount of institutional narcissism (other than politics)?

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Wallowing in Filthy Lucre Like

by John Cole|  October 10, 200210:02 am| Leave a Comment

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Wallowing in Filthy Lucre Like the Pigs That They Are:

WASHINGTON, Oct. 9

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Giulianesque- (joo- lee- ah- nehsk)

by John Cole|  October 10, 20029:53 am| Leave a Comment

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Giulianesque- (joo- lee- ah- nehsk) adj. Exhibiting previously unknown or underappreciated qualities of compassion and competence at a time of great public upheaval.

There you go- my contribution to the English language.

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