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JFC, I Can’t Even Anymore

by TaMara|  March 5, 20243:48 pm| 136 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, These people vote

Trump voter tells NBC that a woman won’t make a good president because she “has no balls to scratch.” pic.twitter.com/hn3xiXouGK

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 5, 2024

 

That was just the tip of the idiocy I heard while running errands today.

Feel free to post other fun comments you’ve heard from the exit interviews. I’ll try and find video of the woman screaming “Trump” over and over and over.

I need chocolate.

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