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You are here: Home / Open Threads / JFC, I Can’t Even Anymore

JFC, I Can’t Even Anymore

by TaMara|  March 5, 20243:48 pm| 136 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, These people vote

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Trump voter tells NBC that a woman won’t make a good president because she “has no balls to scratch.” pic.twitter.com/hn3xiXouGK

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 5, 2024

 

That was just the tip of the idiocy I heard while running errands today.

Feel free to post other fun comments you’ve heard from the exit interviews. I’ll try and find video of the woman screaming “Trump” over and over and over.

I need chocolate.

This is an open thread

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  1. 1.

    Baud

    March 5, 2024 at 3:51 pm

    Yet they oppose trans women. Sheesh.

  2. 2.

    dmsilev

    March 5, 2024 at 3:53 pm

    Based on Stormy Daniel’s’ after-“action” reports, Trump is no great shakes in that department either. So, maybe he’s just projecting?

  3. 3.

    ...now I try to be amused

    March 5, 2024 at 3:53 pm

    Welp, at least he’s up front about his misogyny instead of trying to cloak it in bullshit rationalizations.

  4. 4.

    WaterGirl

    March 5, 2024 at 3:54 pm

    He seems nice. //

    That interview was apparently was not an ironic statement of how women are viewed by some males.

    I hope that guy being interviewed has no children and no siblings who might have children.  Ugh.

  5. 5.

    Baud

    March 5, 2024 at 3:57 pm

    Biden Superfans > Trump Superfans

    (Formula also works for Onlyfans)

  6. 6.

    Quaker in a Basement

    March 5, 2024 at 3:57 pm

    Who knew that this was such an important aspect of leading the free world

    Personally, I excel in this critical leadership attribute. The dermatologist puts it down as eczema, but nevermind. Vote for me!

  7. 7.

    John Revolta

    March 5, 2024 at 3:59 pm

    Graham, NC 

    Hey, look everybody! It’s a…………… Graham cracker!

    (Oh, come on. Somebody had to say it!)

  8. 8.

    Josie

    March 5, 2024 at 4:00 pm

    @Quaker in a Basement: ​
     So, are we supposed to take someone’s word for this attribute?

  9. 9.

    rikyrah

    March 5, 2024 at 4:00 pm

    pure-D MISOGYNY

  10. 10.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 5, 2024 at 4:00 pm

    The sad thing is, of course, that this guy’s views are far from unique.

    How the fuck do people like this even manage to put their shoes on properly?

  11. 11.

    Scout211

    March 5, 2024 at 4:01 pm

    I just read a very satisfying opinion piece at Salon.

    There is something wrong at the New York Times

    From presidential polls to refusing to report on Trump’s stumbles, things aren’t adding up at the Gray Lady

    By LUCIAN K. TRUSCOTT IV

    A few snippets:

    Two things — check that, three things — appear to have gone off the rails at the paper we used to call the Gray Lady. First, whoever is in charge of the paper’s polls is not doing their job. Second, whoever is choosing what to emphasize in Times coverage of the campaign for the presidency is showing bias. Third, the Times is obsessed with Joe Biden’s age at the same time they’re leaving evidence of Donald Trump’s mental and verbal stumbles completely out of the news.

    . . .

    The Times on Sunday, however, had this headline ready for your morning coffee: “Majority of Biden’s 2020 Voters Now Say He’s Too Old to be Effective.” It’s another grab from the New York Times/Siena College poll they published on Saturday that is so outrageously flawed, a cottage industry has sprung up to pick apart its methodology and point out its glaring contradictions and straight-up bias.

    . . .

    Why is the New York Times missing the red flags in its own polls? More important, why has the paper decided to give its own deeply biased poll results such heavy play? I don’t want to bring up but her emails, but for crying out loud, why is the New York Times so clearly making the same mistakes of bias and emphasis they made in 2016 covering Hillary Clinton all over again? The Times was down on Clinton for months because of her so-called email scandal that wasn’t a scandal at all, and when Russian intelligence leaked Democratic Party emails through WikiLeaks in the fall of 2016, reading the Times you would think that each and every DNC email that nobody bothered reading was a smoking gun. None of the daily drumbeat of manufactured “news” added up to even a pinprick of a scandal, but as the Times did with Whitewater and the rest of the made-up Clinton scandals, the paper simply couldn’t resist filling its front page with negative stories about the Democratic candidate for president.

    This opinion piece reads like a compilation of balloon-juice comments.  It’s not just us, other journalists are watching the FYNYT fly off the rails.  Or may sink into the depths of hell.

  12. 12.

    Ramalama

    March 5, 2024 at 4:02 pm

    Sometimes I cut and paste certain USA political things to family and friends in Canada and also France. Because people are more pithy and direct than I am usually.

    For example, one of them wanted to know why Republicans were sometimes called the GOP. Cut and paste did the trick. Plus some verbiage.

    Electoral College. Very briefly, broad cutting, pasting, verbiage.

    This Trump voter? I can’t even. I need to walk away right now.

  13. 13.

    NotMax

    March 5, 2024 at 4:04 pm

    What a sad sack.
    //

  14. 14.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 5, 2024 at 4:06 pm

    “All a woman’s good for, in my book, is havin’ babies and takin’ care of the house.”

    Well, give him this, he’s got the Kinder and Küche parts down pat.

  15. 15.

    zhena gogolia

    March 5, 2024 at 4:08 pm

    @Scout211: And I used to see his name in the NYT opinion pages himself.

  16. 16.

    TaMara

    March 5, 2024 at 4:08 pm

    I just poured milk into the Hershey syrup bottle (full disclosure, it was almost empty) and drank it. I’m not going to make it to Nov

  17. 17.

    Splitting Image

    March 5, 2024 at 4:08 pm

    @Scout211:

    I don’t want to bring up but her emails, but for crying out loud, why is the New York Times so clearly making the same mistakes of bias and emphasis they made in 2016 covering Hillary Clinton all over again?

    Three times is enemy action.

  18. 18.

    japa21

    March 5, 2024 at 4:09 pm

    @Scout211:

     

    I don’t want to bring up but her emails, but for crying out loud, why is the New York Times so clearly making the same mistakes of bias and emphasis they made in 2016 covering Hillary Clinton all over again?

    Because they want Trump to win. SATSQ

  19. 19.

    HumboldtBlue

    March 5, 2024 at 4:10 pm

    @Scout211:

    Lucian Truscott IV has got to be the grandson of Lucian Truscott II, who was a general in WW2, he’s gotta be.

  20. 20.

    Anonymous At Work

    March 5, 2024 at 4:11 pm

    @WaterGirl: Nah, the type who, if he had children, they don’t visit for reasons he can’t figure, even when told.

  21. 21.

    catclub

    March 5, 2024 at 4:11 pm

    @dmsilev: Trump is no great shakes

     

    pun intended.

  22. 22.

    Jackie

    March 5, 2024 at 4:12 pm

    I was reminded today, that with both Sinema and Manchin gone, coupled with McConnell stepping down as Leader, the filibuster is almost guaranteed to be done away with.

    GREAT for us if we can hold the Senate, but HORRIBLE for us if the GQP captures the Senate.

    We MUST PREVAIL Nov 5th!

  23. 23.

    Baud

    March 5, 2024 at 4:12 pm

    @Scout211:

    More wordy than “The NYT is garbage” but perhaps more persuasive too.

  24. 24.

    Baud

    March 5, 2024 at 4:13 pm

    @Jackie:

    Agreed.

  25. 25.

    Anonymous At Work

    March 5, 2024 at 4:13 pm

    @Scout211: Simple.  The Washington Post got a President to resign before being impeached and they are “second-rate” to the NYT.  So, until the NYT brings down a sitting President, the NYT has an axe to grind.

  26. 26.

    Raoul Paste

    March 5, 2024 at 4:14 pm

    @TaMara:  I hope the chocolate concentration was sufficient

  27. 27.

    TaMara

    March 5, 2024 at 4:16 pm

    @Raoul Paste: It was, but I also have chocolate-covered almonds on the Costco shopping list. Just in case the stupidity floods in throughout the evening

  28. 28.

    zhena gogolia

    March 5, 2024 at 4:17 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: Yes, he is.

  29. 29.

    catclub

    March 5, 2024 at 4:17 pm

    @Jackie: the filibuster is almost guaranteed to be done away with.

     

    I wish. Even with DiFi gone, there will be somebody else who wants to uphold the traditions of the senate. That ‘almost’ is doing a whole lotta work.

  30. 30.

    eclare

    March 5, 2024 at 4:22 pm

    @Scout211:

    That’s good to read, hopefully it catches on.

  31. 31.

    Regulon

    March 5, 2024 at 4:23 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:

    Yes. West Point grad.

  32. 32.

    West of the Rockies

    March 5, 2024 at 4:26 pm

    I’m always stunned how people–especially white dudes of a certain age–just stand there all pudgy and pissed and sure of themselves, spouting horse shit and demanding to be treated with deference.

  33. 33.

    Timill

    March 5, 2024 at 4:27 pm

    Just the common clay of the New World…

  34. 34.

    eclare

    March 5, 2024 at 4:28 pm

    @TaMara:

    Yum!  I have some Lindt white chocolate truffles behind the “break if an emergency” glass.  And I went to the liquor store today, so I’m set.

  35. 35.

    TBone

    March 5, 2024 at 4:29 pm

    Watching an old episode of The French Chef.  It’s Julia chopping onions for onion soup.  I’m chopping onions for fried rice.  Oops!  I cut the Dickens out of my finger 😅😭 and blood starts spurting like I’m Dan Akroyd doing Julia on SNL.  What are the odds?  I’m ok, it’s wrapped up tight unlike me.

    I can’t even with the cult today either.

  36. 36.

    Jackie

    March 5, 2024 at 4:29 pm

    @catclub: Gallegos and Allred support eliminating the filibuster – should both win their elections. I don’t know  of any other Dem senators who would vote against it. Manchin and Sinema were the holdouts we were aware of, anyway.🤷🏼‍♀️

  37. 37.

    RedDirtGirl

    March 5, 2024 at 4:30 pm

    @Scout211: And by someone named Lucian Truscott IV, no less. Will wonders never cease.

  38. 38.

    H.E.Wolf

    March 5, 2024 at 4:30 pm

    @TaMara: ​I just poured milk into the Hershey syrup bottle (full disclosure, it was almost empty) and drank it. I’m not going to make it to Nov

     Yours is exactly the sort of enterprising, “make a way out of no way” brilliance that I, for one, am willing to follow all the way to our blue victories in Nov. :)

  39. 39.

    Ksmiami

    March 5, 2024 at 4:31 pm

    These people are such goddamn idiotic losers that I’m almost tempted to hope for a targeted measles outbreak amongst them.

  40. 40.

    eclare

    March 5, 2024 at 4:31 pm

    @Jackie:

    I thought I read that Kaine was hiding behind Manchin and Sinema?  But maybe he would not want to be the one voting against elimination.

  41. 41.

    rikyrah

    March 5, 2024 at 4:32 pm

    @TaMara:

    this made me laugh so hard.

    You can make it. You can make it.

  42. 42.

    Geminid

    March 5, 2024 at 4:32 pm

    Hey Tamara, I saw this in yesterday morning’s Politico Playbook:

    Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm heads to Colorado Friday to highlight clean energy projects.

    Should be good.

  43. 43.

    rikyrah

    March 5, 2024 at 4:33 pm

    @Jackie:

    I don’t even need for it to actually go away all the way.

    But, yeah, if we keep the Senate, that muthaphucka has got to do when it comes to

    VOTING RIGHTS

    BODY AUTONOMY

    PERIODT.

  44. 44.

    Jay

    March 5, 2024 at 4:37 pm

    @TBone:

    Are your knives sharp? A major cause of kitchen knife accidents are dull knives and backseat cooks.

  45. 45.

    What Have the Romans Ever Done for Us?

    March 5, 2024 at 4:37 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne: Who says they do?

  46. 46.

    Jackie

    March 5, 2024 at 4:37 pm

    Support my FIL or get out of the party!

    During an appearance on “Real America’s Voice,” Lara Trump warned, “I can assure you, there will be no funny business. Anyone who is not on board with seeing Donald Trump as the 47th president and America-loving patriots all the way down the ticket being supported by the RNC is welcome to leave, because we are not playing games. And we have no time to waste.”

    She continued, “So, we have to ensure that every single penny of every dollar donated goes to causes people care about. That’s part of the reason that I think I’m such a great fit for this: There’s no one more loyal to Donald Trump and the Make America Great Again movement than this person you’re looking at right here — than me.”

    May their donations continue to shrivel up.

  47. 47.

    rikyrah

    March 5, 2024 at 4:38 pm

    @eclare:

    I thought I read that Kaine was hiding behind Manchin and Sinema?  But maybe he would not want to be the one voting against elimination.

     

    THEN, he’s going to have to put on his big boy drawers and inform the good folks of Virginia why Voting Rights and Body Autonomy are less important than a muthaphuckin’ rule in the Senate.

    He’s gonna have to say it with his entire chest.

  48. 48.

    Captain C

    March 5, 2024 at 4:38 pm

    Regarding ball scratching vis a vis the Presidency:

    First, unless the nuclear button or some other such important thing is located in that area of the President’s anatomy, and scratching them is what sets the nukes (or whatever) off, I fail to see how scratching balls is a necessary skill set for any leadership role, or for anything except relieving itchy balls.

    Second, I’m reminded of this scene from Just One of the Guys.

  49. 49.

    Jackie

    March 5, 2024 at 4:39 pm

    @rikyrah: Exactly!

  50. 50.

    rikyrah

    March 5, 2024 at 4:39 pm

    @Jackie:

    May their donations continue to shrivel up.

     

    this is why I want Haley to stay in….the piggy bank will be justoutoftheirreach

     

    BWA HA AH AHA H AH AH HA HA HA HA HA

  51. 51.

    TBone

    March 5, 2024 at 4:40 pm

    @Jay: I bought a set of pretty expensive knives with built-in sharpener.  I’m a semi advanced chef, usually very good about curling fingers under and away but my thumb was stubborn today (arthritis sucks).

    I’m trying to fit in somewhere today, so here’s a post of more cult nitwits for our viewing pleasure.  Taking a short break while I coagulate.

    https://digbysblog.net/2024/03/05/today-in-misogyny/

    ETA hubby knows how to stay out of the way and does all of the cleanup AFTER I’ve wielded The Knife!

  52. 52.

    zeecube

    March 5, 2024 at 4:40 pm

    @TaMara: If you like dark chocolate,  Tillamook has a new series of dark chocolate ice creams.

  53. 53.

    Betty Cracker

    March 5, 2024 at 4:40 pm

    @eclare: I read the same of Coons, but my guess is they could be persuaded. Both seem like reasonable men, not showboating fart-huffers like Manchin and Sinema.

    One of the chief arguments against getting rid of the filibuster is that laws would whipsaw back and forth, depending on which party held the chamber. Bring it on, I say. Let people directly and quickly experience the consequences of their votes. I’m confident that won’t be good for Republicans.

  54. 54.

    eversor

    March 5, 2024 at 4:42 pm

    If he’s Christian, and I’m sure he is, than objecting to what he says is 100% anti Christian bigotry.

    The Bible not only agrees with him God commands us to live this way.  And not just Old Testament God it’s in the New Testament and Jesus himself says women are under men and need to submit.

    So since you all want Christianity to remain and don’t like anti Christian bigotry you have ground to stand on criticizing this at all.  Jesus said this is how things must be done.  It’s not negotiable if you want to follow Christ.

  55. 55.

    Captain C

    March 5, 2024 at 4:43 pm

    @Scout211:

    Why is the New York Times missing the red flags in its own polls?

    Because the people who run it are and have been pro-Nazi shits for at least a century, and want to push whatever shit pro-TiFG narrative they think will get them their tax breaks and make all us lesser people suffer.

    Remember, this is the paper which will publish a brilliant and well-researched four-page, multiple byline story on page B23 about how corrupt TiFG’s company is, and then have a bunch of anti-Democratic (and democratic) BS on the front page above the fold, with the headline, “Latest FTFNYT Poll Shows People Distrust Biden Much More Than Trump” with a subhead, “Surely it has nothing to do with our own falsely humping coverage of the issue”

  56. 56.

    Fake Irishman

    March 5, 2024 at 4:44 pm

    @eclare:

    Warner from Virginia is a likely holdout. Kaine perhaps less so. Angus King from Maine. Might want to check in with some one like Tester. Coons from Delaware would also be hesitant. Carper is retiring

    I do get the hesitancy to eliminate it, but it has been used asymmetrically against the Dems and protects the GOP from themselves when they are in power.

    (imagine in 2010what the ACA would have looked like without a filibuster; we also would have gotten the Dream Act, some sort of solid version of a climate bill, a stronger Dodd-Frank, no extension of the Bush tax cuts for wealthy folks, probably a good-sized transportation bill and we would have filled judicial vacancies a lot more quickly.)

  57. 57.

    piratedan

    March 5, 2024 at 4:44 pm

    If I was adept at creating memes I would tweet @ Lucian a picture of John McClane sweaty and bleeding from the 22nd floor of Nakatomi Tower screaming down below: “Welcome To The Party pal!” after dumping the body of a dead terrorist on top of his police car.

  58. 58.

    TBone

    March 5, 2024 at 4:44 pm

    @zeecube: dang it, that bathing suit is gonna be tight this year!

  59. 59.

    rikyrah

    March 5, 2024 at 4:45 pm

    @zeecube:

     

    SAY WHAT?

    going to look it up at my favorite stores.

  60. 60.

    Geminid

    March 5, 2024 at 4:45 pm

    @eclare: Kaine, King, Warner, Coons, Tester, Bennett, Durbin, Schumer, maybe Hassan, Rosen and Shaheen too- there are plenty of potential miscreants if you want to look at it that way.

    Filibuster carve-outs for specific types of legislation could be a different story. But we have to win a majority first, and then have a 50 votes for a bill before I start worrying about hesitant Senators.

  61. 61.

    Captain C

    March 5, 2024 at 4:45 pm

    @Anonymous At Work:

    So, until the NYT brings down a sitting President, the NYT has an axe to grind.

    They had such an easy target from 2017-21.  It’s almost like they deliberately ignored the opportunity.

  62. 62.

    comrade scotts agenda of rage

    March 5, 2024 at 4:47 pm

    @Geminid: ​
     

    I’d be curious. We’re hell bent on the Electricity Uber Alles front here and when people question where that power is coming from, we get a lot of crickets chirping.

    CO has reduced coal as a source. Our local, shithead, quasi-monopoly utility, Xcel, actually has less reliance on coal than the overall numbers for the state. And their increase in wind power as a source has also been significant.

    You’d think that’s good…ahbut…Xcel fights tooth and nail any opening of residential solar. In fact, Xcel’s solar sources have not increased in 7 years.

    Why? In part because they have successfully stopped any opening up of residential solar. They claim “the grid is saturated” wtf that means. What it means is that they make damn sure residences are very limited as to how much capacity then can put up even if the residence has the ability to construct more.

    Xcel sees residential solar as cutting into their profit because they won’t own the generating source.

    I’d like to see Granholm come out here and lay that all out instead of what’s likely to be another source that only Xcel (or any other utility) will totally control.

  63. 63.

    TaMara

    March 5, 2024 at 4:48 pm

    JFC, I Can't Even Anymore In other more positive news, my stickers came today, much larger than I anticipated. Really like them.

  64. 64.

    trollhattan

    March 5, 2024 at 4:49 pm

    @West of the Rockies:

    Trump made it okay for them to blab whatever is swimming the goop contained in their skulls.

    And by gawd, they’ve got a lot to let out after decades of bottling it in there.

  65. 65.

    Anoniminous

    March 5, 2024 at 4:50 pm

    @TaMara: ​
     

    in case the stupidity floods in throughout the evening

    Take it to the bank: stupidity is guaranteed

  66. 66.

    comrade scotts agenda of rage

    March 5, 2024 at 4:50 pm

    @TaMara:

    There’s a sketchy as all gitout cheap gas station in Lakewood that has a ton of those MAGAt Biden stickers pointing at the gas price.

    It could use some of what you just got.

  67. 67.

    trollhattan

    March 5, 2024 at 4:50 pm

    @Captain C:

    “Fact-check him.”
    “Too obvious, and too hurrrrrrrd!”

  68. 68.

    Fake Irishman

    March 5, 2024 at 4:51 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    That’s my take too. Kaine and Coons actually put their heads down and do the freaking work in a collegial fashion without the need to glorify themselves.

    Warner is a bit more precious, but still is results oriented, he played the key role in getting Manchin and Sinema on board with IRA at a really delicate moment, much to the fortune of my kids’ futures.

  69. 69.

    Jay

    March 5, 2024 at 4:52 pm

    @TBone: if it starts to happen often, they make “filleting gloves”.

    Basically grippy, (for handling fish) composite armour gloves to protect against knife cuts.

    They are pretty cheap, washable, and are often sold with a filleting knife.

    I have several diamond sharpening stones, different grits). I whet the blade on a knife before every use. Even T, who did not believe in sharp or good quality knives, now does it. One of my filleting knives, ( I have several) came with a self sharpener. I was not impressed with the results.

  70. 70.

    rikyrah

    March 5, 2024 at 4:53 pm

    @TaMara:

     

    so cute

  71. 71.

    Cheryl from Maryland

    March 5, 2024 at 4:54 pm

    @Scout211: I read Truscott regularly.  A descendant of Thomas and Martha Jefferson, he appeared in the late 1980s at the yearly family reunion at Monticello with every living descendent of Sally Hemings he could find and convince to come.  He’s still working to get Sally’s descendants to be equals with Martha’s for the Jefferson family Association, which runs the family burial ground.  He’s been heavily involved with getting Monticello itself to interpret the history of the Hemings family and others owned by Jefferson as part of the presentation of the house, including the addition of Ms. Hemings’ room just off Thomas’ bed chamber.

  72. 72.

    brantl

    March 5, 2024 at 4:54 pm

    Why wouldn’t there be a “tip of idiocy” from a bunch of dicks? What else do you expect from the ReThugs.

  73. 73.

    Nettoyeur

    March 5, 2024 at 4:55 pm

    @HumboldtBlue:  He is.

  74. 74.

    eclare

    March 5, 2024 at 4:55 pm

    @Betty Cracker:

    I am all for beating people over their heads with “elections have consequences.”  Bring.It.On.

  75. 75.

    Fake Irishman

    March 5, 2024 at 4:55 pm

    @Geminid:

    Schumer will be like Reid: he’ll wait until his caucus is ready to jump and then he will pounce ruthlessly.

    Agreed on some carve outs. Several of those Senators voted to go nuclear on appointments in 2013.

  76. 76.

    Brachiator

    March 5, 2024 at 4:55 pm

    @Scout211:

    First, whoever is in charge of the paper’s polls is not doing their job. Second, whoever is choosing what to emphasize in Times coverage of the campaign for the presidency is showing bias.

    How difficult is it to identify and interview the NYT editors? Or the publisher?

  77. 77.

    Manyakitty

    March 5, 2024 at 4:57 pm

    @Timill: they definitely speak a version of ‘Authentic Frontier Gibberish.’

  78. 78.

    eclare

    March 5, 2024 at 4:58 pm

    @TaMara:

    I voted today!

  79. 79.

    BellaPea

    March 5, 2024 at 5:01 pm

    @eversor: I know you are a troll, but Jesus himself never said a single word about women being subservient to men. And his behavior with Mary Magdalene and other women in the Bible showed he viewed women with respect and love. The main person who spouted that nonsense was Paul of Taursas, who obviously had an axe to grind.

  80. 80.

    Manyakitty

    March 5, 2024 at 5:01 pm

    @TaMara: super cool! I love that!

  81. 81.

    Geminid

    March 5, 2024 at 5:03 pm

    @comrade scotts agenda of rage: That sounds like a problem for the Colorado legislature, and I doubt Granholm will address it. She may emphasize ways the federal government makes it possible to do better, but it’s up to Coloradans to change this, it seems to me.

    Granholm will probably speak about Infrastructure and IRA bill projects that are breaking ground and hiring workers, or providing tax credits.

    Granholm might also talk about the partnership berween the DOE and Colorado’s school of minerals and mines to develop ways of finding and recovering geologic hydrogen. That seems to be a hot topic right now.

  82. 82.

    Sister Machine Gun of Quiet Harmony

    March 5, 2024 at 5:07 pm

    @Anonymous At Work: If I were a betting woman, I’d say twice divorced and bitter because they left him.

  83. 83.

    trollhattan

    March 5, 2024 at 5:10 pm

    @Jackie:

    Saw their wedding vows and Eric’s was, “Sure, honey.”

  84. 84.

    comrade scotts agenda of rage

    March 5, 2024 at 5:18 pm

    @Geminid:
    Yeah, I get that it’s not in Granholm’s wheelhouse, I just wanted a pivot point to rail against the influence our monopoly utility company has over the state legislature.

    Another annoying aspect of this is the fact that said legislature makes the usual noises about requiring residential solar on new builds at some point. How’s that gonna play out against the intransigence of the utility company?

    And, at least for a while, lots of new builds making up the sprawling megalopolis that is The Front Range, came “solar ready”. My friend has one in some sprawling development in Erie. He would have plopped solar on there in a nanosecond but was told repeatedly (he tried repeatedly) that he could only install so much, basically not more than 75% of his expected electricity needs.

    He basically said “fuck that shit” because the idea was to dump that kind of money into a system, get 100% from it, then not have such a long payback. It’s a reason why nobody in his development has installed solar. If the system were more reasonable, all of them would have (he’s on the HOA).

    We put solar on our 1905 place and because of layout constraints, only get about 35% overall. We did it in part to sharpen our tree-hugging bona fides but most people wouldn’t have done that.

    Most residents when asked, would like more solar options, particularly as the price has come down and the tax credits are still there. It gives our feckless legislature some cover as they can point to all the things they do to “make solar easier” while pretending the regulatory capture Xcel has in truly “making solar easier” doesn’t exist.

  85. 85.

    TBone

    March 5, 2024 at 5:26 pm

    @Jay: 💙 the glove is a very good idea!  The built-in sharpener thingy sucks and I’m not good with a sharpie (ha ha) stone.  Thanks!

  86. 86.

    Peke Daddy

    March 5, 2024 at 5:28 pm

    Like he could find his with the Hubble Space Telescope.

  87. 87.

    WaterGirl

    March 5, 2024 at 5:30 pm

    @TaMara: You’ll make it.

    If you start using a syringe to pull out the last of the chocolate, and mainline it, let us know and we’ll do an intervention.

  88. 88.

    H.E.Wolf

    March 5, 2024 at 5:38 pm

    @WaterGirl: ​
    @TaMara: You’ll make it.

    If you start using a syringe to pull out the last of the chocolate, and mainline it, let us know and we’ll do an intervention.

     Intervention?! I think we should start a club! Chocolate Syrup Mainliners Extraordinaire.

  89. 89.

    Geminid

    March 5, 2024 at 5:39 pm

    @comrade scotts agenda of rage: I’ve seen New Mexico residents make similar complaints. And the conflict between Virginia citizens and the aptly-named “Dominion Energy” plays out in every General Assembly session.

    I tend to concentrate on advances in technology. It’s much more fun!

  90. 90.

    Miss Bianca

    March 5, 2024 at 5:40 pm

    So, if I understand it correctly, this Trump voter thinks that the most salient part of being POTUS is…being able and willing to scratch your balls?

    Even for Trump supporters, the stoopid there is something else.

  91. 91.

    topclimber

    March 5, 2024 at 5:45 pm

    @eversor: I know I will regret this but you have a St. Paul problem.The Jesus of the gospels often included women as participants in his ministry, praising them by name. St. Paul was the one spouting rules and regulations, though he did have the central insight that without love a Christian’s profession of faith is like a cymbal clanging (i.e. not a good thing).

    Check it out.

    ETA what Bella Pea said.

  92. 92.

    schrodingers_cat

    March 5, 2024 at 5:48 pm

    Just came back from voting for Joe Biden and myself. Relaxing with a hot cup of tea

    Will Haley win any other primaries? Does she have a chance In Va.

  93. 93.

    Geminid

    March 5, 2024 at 5:48 pm

    @Miss Bianca: True leadership is to be able and willing to scratch one’s balls, but not do it in public.

  94. 94.

    Gravie

    March 5, 2024 at 5:48 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: he is

  95. 95.

    different-church-lady

    March 5, 2024 at 5:51 pm

    @Scout211: It’s because the NYTs is complicit.

  96. 96.

    Geminid

    March 5, 2024 at 5:54 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: Virginia should be a good state for Haley, but I will be surprised if she wins.

    Then again, Trump held a rally in Richmond Saturday night, and that likely meant at least 10,000 more votes for Haley.

  97. 97.

    Gretchen

    March 5, 2024 at 5:55 pm

    @HumboldtBlue: yes. Father retired as a colonel after serving in Korea and Vietnam.

  98. 98.

    different-church-lady

    March 5, 2024 at 5:57 pm

    @eversor: You’re kinda weird, ya know?

  99. 99.

    different-church-lady

    March 5, 2024 at 5:58 pm

    @TBone: Find the one where she does asparagus. It’s funny as hell.

  100. 100.

    Bill Arnold

    March 5, 2024 at 6:03 pm

    @BellaPea:

    The main person who spouted that nonsense was Paul of Taursas, who obviously had an axe to grind.

    Thanks. My version of that reply was a bit too snarky to post. Paul (also Ephesians) also advocated for master/slave (not sexual) relationships; this was used to justify chattel slavery in the USA. (That commenter sucks at deicide. If they ask nicely, I’ll give some tips.)
    People should distinguish between religious supremacists, in this case Christian Supremacists (in Israel, Jewish Supremacists, Islam is [worse], etc), and the large parts of the mainstream that are willing to coexist.

  101. 101.

    WaterGirl

    March 5, 2024 at 6:05 pm

    @TaMara:  Love that!

    Magnets?  Or adhesive?

  102. 102.

    Jay

    March 5, 2024 at 6:07 pm

    @TBone:

    Diamond stones are really easy to use.

    Basically, get your blade angle right, flatter for razor blade sharpness on cutting knives, steeper for chopping knives.

    With the stone on the counter, (they have rubber feet) or held in the hand, (with no fingers sticking up), you slide the blade forward while drawing the blade from hilt to tip.

    3 times on one side, 3 times on the other side, then 2 each side, then one each side. With practice, takes less than 20 seconds. If you do it every time you go to use a knife, you never have to do the hard honing of restoring a badly damaged edge.

    Diamond stones can be used dry, so no muss, no fuss. Easy peasy. They also create a really nice, fine edge. When we were down visiting friends in Arizona, B had me sharpen all her knives with a fancy, smanchy electric knife sharpener. To get a semi sharp blade, man it took a lot of steel off the blades. So after doing that sharpening, I went to the local hardware store and bought B a medium diamond stone.

    I showed her all the metal that had been ground off. Took one of the freshly sharpened blades, and cut a slice off a very ripe beefsteak tomato in front of B. It cut a 1/4 inch slice, sort of okay. Then I showed her how to use the stone, wiped the stone with a paper towel so she could see how little steel was removed, then proceeded to cut perfect paper thin slices off the tomato.

    Now she uses the stone every time.

  103. 103.

    WaterGirl

    March 5, 2024 at 6:07 pm

    @H.E.Wolf: I guess I can go either way on that. :-)

  104. 104.

    WaterGirl

    March 5, 2024 at 6:08 pm

    @Miss Bianca: Not literally.  HIs issue seems to be that you need to have balls to scratch – no balls, no position of power or influence.

    Did you listen to him?  I can’t believe anyone would say that stuff out loud and on camera?  Women need to be cleaning house and taking care of kids.  That’s all they are good for.

  105. 105.

    Jay

    March 5, 2024 at 6:13 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    HIs issue seems to be that you need to have balls to scratch – no balls, no position of power or influence.

    won’t tennis balls do in a pinch? They are fuzzy.

  106. 106.

    Peke Daddy

    March 5, 2024 at 6:13 pm

    @comrade scotts agenda of rage: Bidirectional tariffs between utilities and rooftop solar exist now, it’s entirely possible to constantly arbitrate the cost to either side do both sides can be fairly paid. It’s even possible to sell power from consumer/producer to consumer/ producer, it’s being done in Netherlands. Utilities can risk people going off grid if they aren’t being treated fairly, with Combined Heat and Power all their needs could be met in a distributed system. They will pull out all the subsidy and regulatory stops for business as usual. Problem is, business as usual is being nibbled to death.

  107. 107.

    karen marie

    March 5, 2024 at 6:21 pm

    @WaterGirl:  Well, at the end he does concede that it would be okay for her to be VP,  because Trump would guide her.   I hope someone sprinkles something unpleasant in his next sandwich.

  108. 108.

    WaterGirl

    March 5, 2024 at 6:23 pm

    @karen marie: Women as children and breeders.

    We now live in a time where people feel free to utter that out loud.  In public.  On camera.

    Lovely.

  109. 109.

    Citizen Alan

    March 5, 2024 at 6:24 pm

    @BellaPea: Catholicism is the victory of Peter’s Christianity over Paul’s. Protestantism is the victory of Paul’s Christianity over Peter’s. Fundamentalism is the victory of Paul’s Christianity over Christ’s.

  110. 110.

    Darkrose

    March 5, 2024 at 6:30 pm

    Remember everyone: Joe Biden is old.

  111. 111.

    Baud

    March 5, 2024 at 6:31 pm

    @Darkrose:

    But he has balls.

  112. 112.

    TBone

    March 5, 2024 at 6:34 pm

    @different-church-lady: I will look that up!  The fried rice was so good, almost worth the mishap today so all in all it’s a happy ending.  I adore Julia, especially her activities in WWII.  I also like the movie Julie and Julia.

    https://allthatsinteresting.com/julia-child-spy

    “She was active in college clubs like the Grass Cops, which kept students off the school’s precious lawn.”

    GET OFFA MY LAWN 😆

  113. 113.

    mrmoshpotato

    March 5, 2024 at 6:41 pm

    Is it November yet with a Biden/Harris victory, or has the orange shitstain keeled over yet?

    No, not yet on both?

    Gonna be a long rest of the year…

  114. 114.

    Dan B

    March 5, 2024 at 6:41 pm

    @comrade scotts agenda of rage: Seattle’s electric utility is municipally owned.  95% carbon free and working to get rid of the 5% from Montana.  There’s a program to put solar on homes and businesses in “cloudy” Seattle.  They want more clean energy and local rooftops is available.  Grid issues are handled by planning not whining.

    My neice lives in North Carolina and you can’t have PV panels visible from the street.

  115. 115.

    Jeffro

    March 5, 2024 at 6:41 pm

    @schrodingers_cat: I doubt Haley will win VA, but she’s definitely received 3 more votes in central VA than anyone on her team expected.  😁

  116. 116.

    louc

    March 5, 2024 at 6:45 pm

    @eversor: I’m feeding the troll, but Jesus never ever said anything like that. He was quite the advocate for women. You’re confusing Paul with Jesus. In the same book, Paul says slaves should obey their masters, a verse Southern Baptists used to justify slavery and why they advocated for a “literal” interpretation of the Bible.

  117. 117.

    Timill

    March 5, 2024 at 6:46 pm

    @TBone:

    Coming in April…

  118. 118.

    Misterpuff

    March 5, 2024 at 6:54 pm

    @Baud:

    @Darkrose:

    But he has balls.

     

    Yes, but they are wrinkly and not itchy.

    Not like Trump’s, which are big and brass and very scratchy.

  119. 119.

    Geminid

    March 5, 2024 at 7:03 pm

    @Peke Daddy: Adoption of in-home batteries will affect this dynamic, but I’m not sure how.

  120. 120.

    Kristine

    March 5, 2024 at 7:30 pm

    @TaMara: LOL.

    That so needs to be in the tag rotation but it may be too long.

    Hell, I’m nominating it anyway.

  121. 121.

    Kristine

    March 5, 2024 at 7:35 pm

    @catclub: @Jackie: I thought Angus King and iirc Bob Casey were holdouts too.

  122. 122.

    different-church-lady

    March 5, 2024 at 7:40 pm

    @Scout211: I just realized: the NYTs isn’t repeating their mistake from 2016 — they’re repeating their mistake from the 1930s.

  123. 123.

    Anonymous at Work

    March 5, 2024 at 7:40 pm

    @Dan B: Seattle has 18 hours of sunlight during spring and summer months.  One hour or so for rest of year, though.

  124. 124.

    TBone

    March 5, 2024 at 7:43 pm

    @Timill: cool, thanks!  I’ll be watching for it.

  125. 125.

    TBone

    March 5, 2024 at 7:46 pm

    @Jay: I have a stone and your instructions have inspired me to practice!  Thanks again.

  126. 126.

    Eyeroller

    March 5, 2024 at 7:58 pm

    @Bill Arnold: The alwaysangry guy claims to have read the New Testament and says it’s what Jesus demands. I don’t believe he has done so, or if he did read it, he didn’t understand or distinguish Jesus from Paul and the other early Church leaders.  Also it is not clear that Paul wrote all of the Letters attributed to him.  The consensus among scholars seems to be that he wrote 7 of the 13 (or about half) of the Letters.

    The thing about women in 1 Corinthians 14:34-35 (women shall be silent in church etc.) is widely believed by biblical scholars to have been inserted later. Even if it was dictated by Paul, it is contradictory to some other passages in the Pauline letters.

    So alwaysangry guy just parrots the Evangelical interpretation without looking into actual Biblical scholarship.  No surprise there.

    Plus yanno Paul wasn’t actually Jesus.  That fact seems to be a problem for a lot of Christianity.  In some ways we should perhaps call a lot of the sects Paulianity.

  127. 127.

    wjca

    March 5, 2024 at 8:30 pm

    @comrade scotts agenda of rage: In part because they have successfully stopped any opening up of residential solar. They claim “the grid is saturated” wtf that means. What it means is that they make damn sure residences are very limited as to how much capacity then can put up even if the residence has the ability to construct more.

    The (or at least a) solution is to combine solar panels with batteries.  The utility can’t plead “grid limits” because you aren’t on the grid.

  128. 128.

    Glidwrith

    March 5, 2024 at 8:58 pm

    @WaterGirl: Did you catch he corrected the reporter to “females”, not women. So, definitely livestock that cleans his house.

  129. 129.

    Ruckus

    March 5, 2024 at 9:39 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    How the fuck do people like this even manage to put their shoes on properly?

    How do you know that they do?

  130. 130.

    WaterGirl

    March 6, 2024 at 7:46 am

    @Glidwrith: Yes, that made it even more offensive.  Certainly not full human beings.

  131. 131.

    Paul in KY

    March 6, 2024 at 10:55 am

    @Baud: Ha! They should have asked the POS that.

  132. 132.

    Paul in KY

    March 6, 2024 at 11:14 am

    @Splitting Image: The Times (IMO) wants TFG to win as they see that as good for Likud Israel.

  133. 133.

    Paul in KY

    March 6, 2024 at 11:18 am

    @TaMara: Like em!  Gonna get me one.

  134. 134.

    Paul in KY

    March 6, 2024 at 11:21 am

    @Jay: I just try to remind myself “the effing knife is very sharp. Be careful!!!”

  135. 135.

    Paul in KY

    March 6, 2024 at 11:22 am

    @BellaPea: Paul of Tarsus was the worst thing to happen to Christianity, IMO.

  136. 136.

    Paul in KY

    March 6, 2024 at 11:23 am

    @Miss Bianca: He’s saying that in his goober mind, only men should apply for job of POTUS.

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