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Please let this be AI, please let this be AI, please, please, please…

OMG there are more of them pic.twitter.com/RqQpnJ9fFl

— 🥀_ Imposter_🥀 (@Imposter_Edits) August 18, 2024

Text: JD Vance Full Family Kit (and I cannot believe I just typed that)

This is going to haunt my dreams tonight. Please someone tell me this is just some fake shit someone made and passed off as real. Because, just no. First it was diapers, then it was sanitary napkin ear pads, now this?

We have got to vote these folks out and pray they don’t reproduce.

Open thread

Balloon-Juice After Dark: They Really Are That WeirdPost + Comments (65)

It’s a good piece. click on over. but then come back!!

Also, are you sure you want people to rate your comments?

A norm that restrains only one side really is not a norm – it is a trap.

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

Republicans do not pay their debts.

Dear Washington Post, you are the darkness now.

“Loving your country does not mean lying about its history.”

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

Baby steps, because the Republican Party is full of angry babies.

Oh FFS you might as well trust a 6-year-old with a flamethrower.

Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.

“Facilitate” is an active verb, not a weasel word.

Disagreements are healthy; personal attacks are not.

“Alexa, change the president.”

The world has changed, and neither one recognizes it.

All hail the time of the bunny!

So many bastards, so little time.

It is possible to do the right thing without the promise of a cookie.

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

Relentless negativity is not a sign that you are more realistic.

Quote tweet friends, screenshot enemies.

Balloon-Juice After Dark: They Really Are That Weird