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Another Spy?

by John Cole|  March 11, 200412:17 pm| 7 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

This just up on Drudge:

An American citizen was arrested Thursday on charges she acted as an Iraqi spy before and after the U.S. invasion of Iraq, accepting $10,000 for her work, prosecutors said Thursday.

Susan Lindauer, 41, was arrested in her hometown of Takoma Park, Md., and was to appear in court later in the day in Baltimore, authorities in New York said.

She was accused of conspiring to act as a spy for the Iraqi Intelligence Service and with engaging in prohibited financial transactions involving the government of Iraq under dictator Saddam Hussein.

According to an indictment filed in U.S. District Court in Manhattan, Lindauer made multiple visits from October 1999 through March 2002 to the Iraqi Mission to the United Nations in Manhattan.

There, she met with several members of the Iraqi Intelligence Service, the foreign intelligence arm of the government of Iraq that allegedly has played a role in terrorist operations, including an attempted assassination of former President George H.W. Bush, the indictment alleged.

Is this the same Susan Lindauer that was involved in the Lockerbie bombing?

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Compare and Contrast

by John Cole|  March 11, 200412:11 pm| 7 Comments

This post is in: Politics

In a quiet, unscripted moment, President Bush calls John Kerry congratulates him for his primary victory, and wishes him good luck in the upcoming election.

In a quiet, unscripted moment, Democratic candidate John Kerry states the following to supporters.

“We’re going to keep pounding, let me tell you. We’re just beginning to fight here,” Kerry said. “These guys are the most crooked, you know, lying group I’ve ever seen. It’s scary.”

To date, one side of the debate has been nasty, vile, dirty, obnoxious, and immature- and it has not been the Republican party’s vaunted smear machine, either. The Democrats have been disgusting in the last six months.

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For the Slow Learners

by John Cole|  March 11, 200411:59 am| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Politics

Since this nonsensical meme was beaten to death by me and others yesterday, this is the last I will say about the idiotic attempts to claim that Bush has done the same thing as Clinton did with the Lincoln Bedroom and donors. In fact, I won’t say anything at all, and simply guid you to this post by Mark Kleiman. Mind you, Mark does not come naturally to Bush’s defense.

By the way- remember we are dealing with Democrats, so even though this attempted meme should remain stillborn, look for attempts in about a month to recycle it. That is how it works- the Democrats level an accusation, it gets beaten down, but they have planted the idea. Then they will bring it up again about a month or two later when they are losing an argument on a totally unrelated issue. Oddly enough, when you call them on it, they argue stronger the second time- even though they know it is nonsense.

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Amen, Brother

by John Cole|  March 11, 200411:52 am| 2 Comments

This post is in: Politics

Regarding the non-controversies ginned up by the media regarding Justices Scalia and GInsburg, I don’t think I could have said it any better than the Calpundit. In fact, I am willing to be I wouldn’t have, and ten people would have flamed me in the comments for trying. Such is life.

Ezra has some fair points, as well.

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Things That Make You Wonder

by John Cole|  March 10, 200411:07 pm| 14 Comments

This post is in: Media

So John Kerry wants to “blow Osama bin Laden’s brains out.” Good for him- welcome to a BIGGGGGG club. I wonder if we will see any reactions like these to Mr. Kerry’s rhetoric:

1.) “He uses a lot of cowboy terminology,” said Marwan Bishara, a lecturer in international relations at the American University in Paris. “He seems like a guy who makes too many statements from his ranch.

“He comes up with all kinds of metaphors which are way off the mark, not just for the Arabs but also for the entire international community,” he said.

2.) Thus, today, we confront an America, with wide Western support, applying the law its way. Faced with this horrendous crime against humanity America has chosen to try and capture Osama bin Laden, in Mr Bush’s words, “dead or alive”. There is no public discussion of where to try him and certainly no push by America’s allies to compel America to be more forthcoming on the subject.

3.) President Bush invoked the Wild West in claiming that the federal government would do whatever it takes to apprehend Osama bin Laden, even though a 26-year-old executive order outlaws assassinations by government personnel.

“There’s an old poster out West as I recall that said: ‘Wanted, dead or alive,'” Bush said Monday in a press conference.

The executive order was signed by President Ford in 1975, and it was later amended by Presidents Carter and Reagan. It now reads, “No person employed by or acting on behalf of the United States Government shall engage in, or conspire to engage in, assassination.”

4. Perhaps it was only to be expected that the Bush administration, and the U.S. President himself, would react with the very strong language that has already been used (although the relative restraint, at the time of writing, with regard to the actual use of force is a cause for some relief). Of course, the immediate identification of Osama bin Laden as the prime suspect may appear a bit too pat. Similarly, George Bush’s Wild West-type statements about wanting him “dead or alive” without needing to display any proof or showing any regard for due process are obviously problematic in terms of the long term implications for international law.”

5.) Bush said he wants bin Laden “dead or alive.” While such words may be music to American ears, to others’ they are tantamount to a war cry and smack of vengeance. Just after the attack, there was worldwide sympathy for the U.S. With the recent rhetoric, however, it is morphing into a sense of concern that an American-led all-out war could inflict further, heavy, unnecessary civilian casualties. We strongly oppose terror, but we aren’t ready to support such a response.

6.) “Two surprising incidents happened yesterday…. One was the reopening of Wall Street in an atmosphere of near-hysteria…. The other unpleasant happening that needs to be noted is President Bush’s metamorphosis into the character of a Western film sheriff as he spoke to the press…and called for Bin Laden, ‘dead or alive.’ The lightness of the apparent joke leaves us with a bad aftertaste as one thinks of the man responsible for the apocalyptic carnage and about the thousands of soldiers who will track him down and will probably never come back. If President Bush sees the operation as a simple attack on a stagecoach, we can honestly wonder about his capacity to lead a war between good and evil.”

7.) “This (dead or alive speech) is President Bush’s first mistake since the start of what he chose to call a war, but it’s a mistake that will cost him dearly. That’s a shame, because all the headlines will carry those words instead of the very fine speech he made a few hours later at the Washington mosque, where he spoke of tolerance and reassured members of the United States’ Muslim community…. But when he said he wanted Bin Laden ‘dead or alive,’ just like in cowboy movies, Bush committed two mistakes. First, he will alienate the international community–especially the moderate Arab states whose support he desperately needs…. The declaration is also a mistake in the United States because it raises the bar very high: Nobody knows for sure if bin Laden will be captured. After all, the man has been wanted since Bush Senior was president… Recent history shows such a situation is dangerous for Mr. Bush. Popularity acquired during a crisis does not last forever.”

And so on, ad nauseum. Anyone want to bet Kerry’s comments get ignored- and don;t get me wrong- I find nothing wrong with Bush’s or Kerry’s comments.

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Laptop/Keyboard Drive

by John Cole|  March 10, 200410:13 pm| 2 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Feel free to donate to the Balloon Juice keyboard/laptop fun. If you have noticed- my typing sucks lately (worse than usual). Thank the cats, who dumped a mystery drink into the keyboard. When I tried the laptopfundraiser in the fall, I raised 100 bucks, which was not near enough for a laptop (not even a 486), so I pissed it away on booze andcheap women.

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How Bush Hate Blinds

by John Cole|  March 10, 200410:02 pm| 4 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

For years I have been claiming that the Democrats hate Bush so much they are losing their senses, and coming from a reformed Clinton hater, I know the illness when I see it. Enter exhibit A of said sickness:

Today, I note that numerous people are peddling the notion that Bush is somehow ‘selling the Lincoln bedroom.’

I started the post with these sentences:

One of the most annoying things about arguing with Democrats is that they simply refuse to argue honestly. Whether it be denying facts in favor of suspicions, leveling ad hominems in lieu of facts, or, as is the case with this Calpundit post, comparing things that just aren’t the same.

The bolding will be obvious in a moment. I then spend the entire post explaining, complete with links, how this is absolutely not the same thing, as all of the people who stayed in the White House are old friends and associates, who later on in life have become campaign donors, but who are still “LIFELONG FRIENDS AND ASSOCIATES,” including one man who introduced Bush to his wife. Clinton, on the other hand, merely sold the White House to ANYONE WHO DONATED. Get the difference?

Oliver doesn’t, and as one of the people I linked to as peddling this nonsense, quickly comments:

Yes, John, I’m sure their campaign contributions had nothing to do with staying overnight at the WH. Frankly, energy meetings to the highest bidder worry me more than a night at the Lincoln, but this is just the latest in the GOP’s “do as I say” policy.

LikeI said- arguing with Democrats is pointless- they simply deny facts in favor of their suspicions. You really can’t make this stuff up. Keep drinking the kool-aid, guys.

BTW, Oliver- There was no quid pro quo with the Energy Bill. Unlike Clinton’s pardons, the bill was put before the public and voted on- no trickery involved at all. You can disagree with the bill all you want, but being pissy and labelling silly accusations about how the bill was written is, well, silly and pointless.

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