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Gun Control Beauty Pageants

by John Cole|  September 14, 20045:29 pm| 37 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Oliver posts this picture of a TEC-9 and states:

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“They [the Gun Lobby] frighten people like me because they’re such extremists. In what world do you need a weapon like this for “hunting” or “personal security”? That’s just lunacy, and society will pay the price.”

I guess we should credit Oliver for accidental honesty, because in one brief post he has summed up the entire liberal position for the Assault Weapon Ban, which boils down to “Some guns are scary looking.”

Does this one scare you?

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How bout these nasty looking ones?

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Woops. Those last ones were made of legos. Still pretty scary, though.

More here on the idiocy of the “Assault Weapon Ban.”

*** Update ***

At least Soros can keep his folks in line- here is FactCheck’s utter evisceration of MoveOn.Org’s latest commercial in which MoveOn spreads the same old lies that Oliver is spreading, as well as adding in a few new ones.

Fact Check calls the ad “about as misleading as it can be” and “and constitute(s) false political advertising.”

Lies and the lying liars. (via Instapundit)

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HDTV

by John Cole|  September 14, 20047:27 am| 18 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I have noticed a few things since I got High Definition television, chiefly that most television/moviestars aren’t that beautiful. HEre is a short list for your convenience.

People or Things that Look As Good or Better in High Definition:

1.) Natalie Portman
2.) Heather Locklear
3.) Jennifer Garner
4.) Beyonce Knowles
5.) All female cast members of NBC’s Las Vegas
6.) Nature, in particular oceanography
7.) All sports

People or things that look worse on HDTV:

All people who are not Natalie Portman, Heather Locklear, Jennifer Garner, or Beyonce Knowles.

Sports, however, are just unbelievable. You can see the holes in the jersey’s on football players. When athetes run, you can see the sand coming up from the turf. NASCAR, which I have never been a fan of, is amazing looking.

Another thing that is great are live concerts with the digital surround.

If you don’t have HDTV, get it.

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Form 180

by John Cole|  September 14, 20047:14 am| 26 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

What do George Bush, Al Gore, and John McCain all have in common? Well, two things, it appears.

First, none of them has ever run a political campaign for national office in which their core platform was their military service.

Second, even thogh they didn’t need to, all of them signed Standard Form 180, authorizing the government to release all available records.

John Kerry, on the other hand, who has based his entire campaign for election on his four months in Vietnam, refuses to execute the standard form.

Why?

He refuses to run on his record, and we are only allowed to know what he wants us to know about his military service. Anything else is questioning his patriotism, and he will not have that.

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Dan’s Whopper

by John Cole|  September 14, 20047:04 am| 53 Comments

This post is in: Media

It looks like the rats are hurrying to get off the sinking ship that is CBS, and the title really says it all: “Expert Cited by CBS Says He Didn’t Authenticate Papers.”

This is, hands down, the most scathing indictment of the incompetence of the hacks at CBS, and it lists, line by line, the flaws in the forgeries:

– Word-processing techniques. Of more than 100 records made available by the 147th Group and the Texas Air National Guard, none used the proportional spacing techniques characteristic of the CBS documents. Nor did they use a superscripted “th” in expressions such as “147th Group” and or “111th Fighter Intercept Squadron…”

– Factual problems. A CBS document purportedly from Killian ordering Bush to report for his annual physical, dated May 4, 1972, gives Bush’s address as “5000 Longmont #8, Houston.” This address was used for many years by Bush’s father, George H.W. Bush. National Guard documents suggest that the younger Bush stopped using that address in 1970 when he moved into an apartment, and did not use it again until late 1973 or 1974, when he moved to Cambridge, Mass., to attend Harvard Business School…

– Stylistic differences. To outsiders, how an officer wrote his name and rank or referred to his military unit may seem arcane and unimportant. Within the military, however, such details are regulated by rules and tradition, and can be of great significance. The CBS memos contain several stylistic examples at odds with standard Guard procedures, as reflected in authenticated documents.

Compare this coverage to the kiss on the lips but no tongue from the NY Times. Not surprisingly, the piece is authored by Jim Rutenberg, who Balloon Juice readers are well aware is nothing more than a shill for the Kerry campaign. I guess he is moonlighting for the CBS folks, although at this point a distinction between CBS and the Kerry campaign is becoming harder to identify.

You would think that in a climate in which the integrity of mainstream media is on the line, the New York Times, notorious for their closeness to CBS, (ever heard of a New York Times/CBS News Poll?) would want to at least attempt balanced coverage of the issue, let alone the type of laudable journalism practiced by the Washington Post. But then again, the NY Times doesn’t care about integrity. Perhaps CBS should consider a partnership with Burger King next, the admitted home of the Whopper?

Finally, the only people I can still find defending the now obvious forgeries are the idiots at the Daily Kos and Atrios. The Daily Kos has gone so far as to state (brace yourselves):

Those memos added an unecessary exclamation point to Bush’s record. While their authenticity appears to be real, based on subsequent research…

*** Update ***

John Podhoretz has more:

IF you’ve been following the story, you know this already. If you haven’t been follow ing the story, then I’ll cut to the chase: Four documents used by CBS News last week in a story about George W. Bush’s National Guard service are forgeries.
When I first wrote about this on Thursday, in a column that appeared on Friday, it seemed likely but not certain they were phony. We called the column “CBS’ Big Blunder?” with a question mark just to be careful.

There’s no need to pull any punches now. I’m going to be blunt here: Anybody who spends an hour reviewing the evidence and the expert testimony knows they’re forgeries.

*** Update #2 ***

Tom Maguire has similar thoughts, although he characterizes the NY Times piece as ‘offering Dan a little snuggle, as opposed to the kiss on the lips but no tongue I have characterized it to be.

Commence giggling.

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Groan

by John Cole|  September 14, 20046:35 am| 11 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Go read the comments at this tedious TalkLeft post. Bush fulfilled his duty, and did, from what I can tell, as little as he had to to get out when the war was essentially over. He never went awol, he did not warrant a dishonorable discharge (then or now), and is exactly like millions of other people and thuosands of other pilots at the time.

Likewise, I have no doubt that some strings may have been pulled to get himn to become as pilot, but I don’t think Bush was behind that. Christ- I was a waiter in an expensive restaurant. No one told us to take extra special care of the children of our wealthy and connected patrons, but we did. Should I hold that against Bush or those children? Only an idiot would say yes.

Bush did what he had to, including several years of very honorable and rigorous training. When it was clear the war was done, he moved on. Why can’t the Democrats?

And while we are at it, when is Kerry going to sign Form 180 to release all his information? Bush did, and the only thing that has resulted is that every day more documents proving he fulfilled his committments appear.

It actually stuns me that the Democrats are so inept that this is what they think is going to win the election for them. I guess one refreshing aspect of our odious election process is that such incompetence will never be rewarded with an electoral victory. Our system may be too long, too expensive, and stink, but it weeds out the losers.

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Spare Me

by John Cole|  September 12, 200410:15 pm| 18 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

John Kerry, in what I predict will come to be known as his “Black Knight” interview (“I don’t know what you’re talking about in terms of the Bush bounce..”), states the following:

TIME: What did you think of the speech of your Democratic colleague Zell Miller at the Republican Convention?

KERRY: Everybody has the right to give a speech. I didn’t see it, and I haven’t read it. I didn’t see one minute of the convention.

I call bullshit. Why do politicians feel the need to make stupid statements like this? For the record, I think Bush does read the newspapers.

BTW- Kerry really meant to say “Everybody but my opposition has the right to give a speech.” Because, as we have seen, any time we question Kerry on anything he claims we have no right to question his patriotism.

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Comments

by John Cole|  September 12, 200410:09 pm| 3 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

Jeebus. I spend the day watching football, and the comments section turns into the worst that the DU and the Free Republic have to offer. All comments from the previous post deleted and the thread is closed for comments. Grow up, damnit.

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