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Such a lovely dream…

by Betty Cracker|  January 6, 202611:10 am| 181 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Assholes, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, General Stupidity

Optional musical accompaniment for the post below. The song is about Venezuela only in that the songwriter had a dream set in that country, which she’d never visited. I like it, and the lyrics are relevant in the sense that a (fictional) Venezuelan’s cherished hopes come to naught.

Dashed hopes are relevant here because we’re seeing cope in real time among South Florida U.S. House Republicans who represent the region’s Venezuelan diaspora. Reps. Maria Elvira Salazar, Mario Diaz-Balart and Carlos Gimenez held a press conference in Doral on January 3rd to crow about the Trump administration’s strike on Venezuela and capture of Maduro: (Miami Herald)

“There will be a new world order,” Giménez told reporters gathered outside Díaz-Balart’s office in Doral, the heart of the U.S. Venezuelan community. “It will be a world order that is bounded by and guided by the principles of liberty and democracy, not tyranny, communism and socialism.”

On that day, the three expressed confidence that opposition leader Maria Corina Machado would replace Maduro. Just 48 hours later, they were defending the Trump administration’s decision to work with Maduro’s socialist VP instead: (gift link)

After months of calling Edmundo González — backed by opposition leader María Corina Machado — the legitimate winner of the 2024 Venezuelan elections, South Florida’s congressional Republicans are now defending Trump’s comments that Machado doesn’t have the “respect” to lead Venezuela, and Trump’s plans to collaborate with Nicolás Maduro’s allies after his dramatic capture by the U.S. military…

The timeline for any new elections is still up in the air. Trump did not mention democracy once during a press conference Saturday focused largely on his plans for oil extraction in Maduro’s absence. Speaking to reporters on Air Force 1 Sunday night, he said Venezuela would hold new elections “at the right time.” In an interview with the Miami Herald Sunday, Republican Rep. María Elvira Salazar defended the president’s comments disparaging Machado as lacking the respect to lead Venezuela.

Nothing about these Republican politicians’ pivot is surprising. Falling in line is what Republican politicians and trolls (but I repeat myself) do. We are governed by right-wing trolls on X, and elected content creators and unelected influencers alike executed the same pivot.

amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders

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— derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) January 5, 2026 at 1:50 AM

The question in my mind is how Florida voters will react. As a lifelong observer, it’s hard not to be cynical about it and bitterly expect them to fall into line too.

There’s a push-pull issue here in the sense that Maduro’s overthrow is already giving Republicans who are primarily focused on deporting brown people a new opening. Here’s Ron DeSantis on that:

Even as he invoked the plight of Venezuelan exiles, DeSantis appeared to support the Trump administration’s announcement that Venezuelans previously in the U.S. under Temporary Protected Status (TPS) can “go home to a country that they love,” as opposed to seeking asylum. The governor claimed that “90-something percent” of asylum seekers entering the country were “bogus,” adding that Congress should “really clean that up.” Hundreds of thousands of Venezuelans nationwide lost TPS last year — leaving many of the roughly 230,000 Venezuelans with TPS living in Florida as of March 2025 vulnerable to deportation to a home country still mired in political and economic upheaval.

If there’s a schism among Florida voters, maybe that’s where it will emerge. In addition to DeSantis’s continuing to slander asylum seekers, Stephen Miller still runs the deportation regime, and those 230K Venezuelans will be an attractive target to meet his quotas.

For Miller (and Floridians who hate hearing languages other than English spoken in cities), the rationale will be, “Hey, we overthrew your dictator, so go home and rebuild your shithole country. Next up: Cuba!”

Of course, Trump doesn’t give a rat’s ass about democracy in the U.S., let alone Venezuela. To the extent there is a strategy in Venezuela at all, it seems like a neo-imperialist project to benefit Trump and Trump-aligned oligarchs, like Putin’s setup.

But Trump is hardly the first Republican who harnessed an exile community’s sincere yearning for freedom in their country of origin for personal political gain. The question now is how much of a pretense is the Trump administration is willing to maintain to keep the diaspora community on side.

Judging by Trump’s deranged remarks last weekend, not much. Your guess at how that might affect Florida voter behavior in future elections is as good as mine.

Open thread.

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War Piggy

by Betty Cracker|  January 3, 20265:12 am| 774 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity, Assholes, General Stupidity

I was up in the wee hours planning a trip to see puffins, and I randomly checked Piggy’s deranged social feed, and what the goddamn fucking hell?

War PiggyFrom the BBC breaking news feed:

Details of Maduro’s capture remain thin

The US has long accused Nicolás Maduro of leading an international drug trafficking organisation, something that Maduro denies.

Trump did not give more detail about how Maduro was captured or where he has been taken.

The Venezuelan government have not yet confirmed this.

The US had offered a $50m reward for information leading to the arrest of Maduro.

That, along with the huge military build-up in the region over the last few months, were interpreted in the region as encouragement for someone inside the country to turn against him.

Maduro and wife captured by US army’s Delta Force, officials tell CBS

Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro was captured by the US army’s Delta Force, officials tell the BBC’s US partner CBS News.

Delta Force is the US military’s top counter terrorism unit.

Venezuela investigating deaths and injuries following strikes – defence minister

There are still lots of unknowns about this morning’s strikes.

What damage was done to the military infrastructure hit? And what casualties are there?

Venezuela’s defence minister Vladimir Padrino has said that the government is compiling information about the dead and injured people and alleged that the strikes hit civilian areas.

He added that Venezuela will “resist” the presence of foreign troops.

I have no fucking clue what’s going on, but it sounds like an obscene mash-up of wag the dog and grand theft, oil. Maduro is a bad guy, but so is Trump, and so are the vile goons running the various agencies, and every predicate for the build-up and boat strikes has been a bald-faced lie.

Tough to see how this ends up as anything other than an unmitigated disaster. Back to puffins.

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Critter Count (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  January 2, 20262:02 pm| 138 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, General Stupidity

So far this year, we’ve seen:

  • 6 deer
  • 1 otter
  • Many birds, including herons, egrets, ospreys, cranes, turkeys, warblers, sparrows, cardinals, wrens, crows, titmice and chickadees.

So, we’re off to a good start. We kept it lowkey for New Year’s Eve and Day, mostly watching football and eating too much.

Yesterday, we had friends over for brunch. I made a crude sculpture using the foil and wire thingie that covered the cork on a champagne bottle:

Critter Count (Open Thread)

The plan is to keep this sort of idle nonsense up over the weekend and then stop being lazy, gluttonous slobs on Monday. It could work!

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Enshittification Nation (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  December 19, 20251:52 pm| 134 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Assholes, General Stupidity

Yesterday, Stipple Lips announced that the Trump-stacked Kennedy Center board “just voted unanimously” to rename the center after their cloven-hooved patron:

Piggy professed to be “surprised” and “honored” yesterday when asked about it.

But the very next day, today, there’s a work crew behind a tarp installing the giant metal letters on the building?

Breaking News: Workers began adding President Trump’s name to the Kennedy Center, despite no action by Congress to legally rename it. This sparked outrage among the Kennedy family, since it was built to be a living memorial to the 35th president.

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— The New York Times (@nytimes.com) December 19, 2025 at 11:49 AM

Does the Kennedy Center have a building facade alteration crew and equipment on retainer, so they don’t need to arrange that kind of work in advance? Is there a government warehouse that stocks metal letters in all sizes and fonts so buildings can be updated within 24 hours? Come on.

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“Will you shut up, man?”

by Betty Cracker|  December 17, 20259:14 am| 268 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity, Assholes, Clown Shoes, Decline and Fall, General Stupidity

The title is my favorite Joe Biden quote ever. I’m pre-deploying against tonight’s prime-time Trump buffoonery, which I do not plan to watch because I’d rather jam chopsticks into my own eardrums than listen to that braying asshole. CNN:

Trump tries to change the mood about his presidency

The White House says that Trump will speak Wednesday evening about the “historic accomplishments that he has garnered for our country over the past year.” Presidents often like to sum up their efforts before Americans start to concentrate on the holidays. And in addition to the economy, Trump will be expected to crow over his successful crackdown on the southern border and perhaps to explain his apparent bid to topple Venezuela’s leader.

According to CNN, JD Vance had to clean-up after his boss this week. The report claims Vance delivered a “coherent and disciplined argument for [Trump’s] 10-month stewardship of the economy” in Allentown.

Trump kicked off the “affordability is not a hoax” tour last week at a Poconos casino. He ignored the “affordability” talking points and made dumb racist comments and yapped about windmills instead.

Here are a couple of comments from Vance’s clean-up on aisle 47 speech, which CNN found both coherent and disciplined:

“The thing that I’d ask from the American people is a little bit of patience.”

“Rome wasn’t built in a day.”

Yeah, that’s totally going to work. If Americans are known for anything besides military adventurism and all-you-can-eat buffets, it’s their patience.  

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Speaking of deeply, catastrophically unpopular people and things, Josh Marshall at TPM wonders if tech broligarchs are ready to be on the “downward turn of the wheel,” having thrown in their lot with Trump and gone all-in on AI: (gift link)

I started thinking about this more when I began to realize just how unpopular AI is, a point I mentioned a week or so ago… I found myself surprised just how widespread hostility to AI is… If it’s not laying you off, it’s jacking up your utility rates so they can run the data crunching plantations that are going to take your job…

They’re all in for AI. They’re all in for Trump. And you can’t learn that just by reading the Wall Street Journal or small political magazines. You learn it on TikTok and Twitter and Facebook. Do they know that part of the health premiums going through the roof for a lot of people is going to be on them, just because they’re so prominent in our current political landscape as part of team Trump?

I don’t think the tech boys have much sense that politics shifts both ways, that what happened in the winter of 2024/25 wasn’t permanent. Indeed, it didn’t last through 2025. Do they know what it’s like to be holding the bag for a significant amount of main force political backlash? And not just worrying about Democrats being in power but having Republicans trying to stay in office trying to shift the ire in their direction? I have very little sense that that’s the case.

I think some, like broligarch Peter Thiel, do understand that political winds shift, which is why he deems freedom and democracy “incompatible.” Maybe the broligarchs hoped to stand up a durable panopticon and make pesky elections irrelevant before Trump’s popularity cratered and power started ebbing away.

In that case, they could rule over us like a feudal lords. But maybe that project isn’t on schedule. We’ll see soon enough.

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To end on a cheerier note, here are Sandhill Cranes YELLING in my yard early yesterday, as they do most mornings.

Here’s a quartet hollering in my swamp this chilly morning. Along with Limpkins, they make the best alarm clocks ever! #birds #SandhillCranes

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— Betty Cracker of Florida (@bettycrackerfl.bsky.social) December 16, 2025 at 8:07 AM

The late Queen had a bagpiper for an alarm clock. I have Sandhills. I win!

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“The Medical” (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  December 10, 202511:33 am| 405 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Assholes, General Stupidity

Even for grandpa banana-pants, this is fucking nuts.

There has never been a President that has worked as hard as me! My hours are the longest, and my results are among the best. I’ve stopped Eight Wars, saving many millions of lives in the process, created the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country, brought Business back into the United States at levels never seen before, rebuilt our Military, created the Largest Tax Cuts and Regulation Cuts, EVER, closed our open and very dangerous Southern Border, when previous Administrations were unable to do so, and created an “aura” around the United States of America that has led every Country in the World to respect us more than ever before. In addition to all of that, I go out of my way to do long, thorough, and very boring Medical Examinations at the Great Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, seen and supervised by top doctors, all of whom have given me PERFECT Marks — Some have even said they have never seen such Strong Results. I do these Tests because I owe it to our Country. In addition to the Medical, I have done something that no other President has done, on three separate occasions, the last one being recently, by taking what is known as a Cognitive Examination, something which few people would be able to do very well, including those working at The New York Times, and I ACED all three of them in front of large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know. I have been told that few people have been able to “ace” this Examination and, in fact, most do very poorly, which is why many other Presidents have decided not to take it at all. Despite all of this, the time and work involved, The New York Times, and some others, like to pretend that I am “slowing up,” am maybe not as sharp as I once was, or am in poor physical health, knowing that it is not true, and knowing that I work very hard, probably harder than I have ever worked before. I will know when I am “slowing up,” but it’s not now! After all of the work I have done with Medical Exams, Cognitive Exams, and everything else, I actually believe it’s seditious, perhaps even treasonous, for The New York Times, and others, to consistently do FAKE reports in order to libel and demean “THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.” They are true Enemies of the People, and we should do something about it. They have inaccurately reported on all of my Election Results and, in fact, were forced to apologize on much of what they wrote. The best thing that could happen to this Country would be if The New York Times would cease publication because they are a horrible, biased, and untruthful “source” of information. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

This one long tweet-scream was posted last night at around 9 PM.

I think it’s interesting that Piggy complains about undergoing “long, thorough, and very boring Medical Examinations at the Great Walter Reed National Military Medical Center.” Probably best to leave that detail out if you’re trying to squash rumors about your health.

Also fascinating that he describes taking multiple “Cognitive Examination(s)” in front of “large numbers of doctors and experts, most of whom I do not know.” Seems like that detail will also fail to dispel speculation about his possibly (definitely!) demented state.

I try not to think too much about when IT will HAPPEN because who knows? But stuff like this is a reminder that IT will HAPPEN eventually.

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Dumpster Divers: An Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  December 2, 202511:49 am| 207 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Assholes, General Stupidity, Our Failed Media Experiment

I think we’ve chuckled here over excerpts of disgraced political journalist Olivia Nuzzi’s terrible book about losing her New York mag job because she was sexting with the desiccated ball-sack remnant of the Kennedy clan, whose presidential campaign she was covering.

As you may also know, Nuzzi’s jilted fiancé, the mediocrity-aspiring hack Ryan Lizza, is retaliating/cashing in with dumb, vindictive Substack posts that accuse Nuzzi of all manner of perfidy, including a previous affair with the Appalachia Trail guy and hiding unsavory stories about Kennedy.

The Ryan Lizza installments will continue until morale improves

— Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie (@audrelawdamercy.bsky.social) December 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM

Nonetheless, Nuzzi was made West Coast editor of Vanity Fair and will probably make scads of money off her book. According to Bluesky, Lizza is hiding the juicy bits of his tell-all posts behind a paywall.

Vanity Fair is allegedly “reviewing” it’s relationship with Nuzzi in light of Lizza’s accusations. But honestly, what are we even doing here?

Somehow, even after everything we’ve collectively suffered as a consequence, this episode feels like a new low point in the wholly subterranean story of 21st century American political journalism. It comes down to two mangy, hissing trash pandas squaring off over a moldy pizza crust in a fetid dumpster. (Maybe Nuzzi succeeded in tying her tawdry tale to the broader national drama after all?)

All that said, Helen Lewis of The Atlantic wrote a review of Nuzzi’s pretentious crap-fest of a book that included a few choice lines:

But all the surf and smoke and Didionesque stylings in the world cannot disguise the central problem with American Canto: It is not honest. In the book, Nuzzi rails against those who urge her to tell all. “I do not wish to be understood,” she writes, “which no one seems to understand.” This is a very good reason not to write and publish a memoir…

She has claimed that the affair was digital-only; Kennedy denies it happened at all. I see no reason to believe either of them…

Journalists obviously shouldn’t sleep with their sources, although luckily most of us are so hideous, the subject simply doesn’t arise…

After a decade of Trumpism, no one is bothering to even half-heartedly suggest that [Kennedy] should resign his high government post. He doesn’t need to “reclaim the narrative” because he’s too busy helping kids catch measles…

The above is a gift link if you want to read the whole thing.

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