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Pardon My French

by John Cole|  June 24, 20045:36 pm| 14 Comments

This post is in: Politics

Although it was rude, and impolite, and the Democrats are going to try to make a big deal out of it, if there was anything Dick Cheney could have done to re-affirm my suppoort for the man, it was to tell Pat Leahy to “Go Fuck Yourself.”

I just wish he had time to throw a couple F-bombs at Ted Kennedy, Jay Rockefeller, Robert Byrd, Frank Lautenberg, and Chuckie Schumer.

*** Update ***

I was wrong- he didn’t tell him to fuck off, he told Leahy to ‘Go fuck yourself.’ Having been known to turn that phrase myself, my admiration only deepens.

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Lawyering Up

by John Cole|  June 24, 20041:31 pm| 5 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

And you thought the 2000 election was fun. Hold on to your hats, folks:

Two Arizona voters on Wednesday filed the first Democratic challenge to independent Ralph Nader’s bid to get on a state’s November presidential ballot.

The Democrats’ lawsuit alleged that more than 70 percent of the 21,500 petition signatures filed on behalf of Nader are invalid. Nader needs 14,694 valid signatures to get on the Arizona ballot.

Democrats Dorothy Schultz and Betty Elizabeth Hughes alleged that some of the people who circulated petitions for Nader didn’t meet residency requirements and other qualifications.

Three of the petition circulators are prohibited from gathering signatures because they are convicted felons, the lawsuit said.

“If (Nader) is going to be on the ballot, it has to be in a legitimate way,” said Arizona Democratic Chairman Jim Pederson.

The Arizona Democratic Party, which under state law can’t file the challenge in its name, said it supports the lawsuit.

We’ll file this under “Letting Every Vote Count.”

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Police Thugs

by John Cole|  June 24, 200412:59 pm| 3 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

I have a confession to make. While I am always openly pleasant and polite to police (for reasons of self-preservation), I hold extremely antagonistic opinions about most police. I understand they have tough jobs, but more often than not, my experiences have been that when you introduce police into a benign situation, their attitudes and behaviors are what makes the situation worse.

If you want an example of the thug-like mentality of many police, I suggest you check out this website and watch this shocking video.

And, as Richard Bennett notes, the Supremes have now made it illegal for Hiibel to refuse to provide identification.

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The Presumption of Guilt

by John Cole|  June 24, 200412:29 pm| 7 Comments

This post is in: Media

If you want it is about the NY Times that drives most right-wingers crazy, you don’t have to look much farther than the opening sentence of this op-ed piece:

It was certainly good to finally see documents indicating that President Bush did not order the torture of prisoners.

The paper of record. Jeebus.

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Mandatory Minimums

by John Cole|  June 24, 200412:23 pm| 2 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

TalkLeft also has this update on attempts to add more ‘mandatory minimums’ to the Federal Code. TChris notes:

Bad laws often seek cover in “feel good” names. So it is with Defending America’s Most Vulnerable: Safe Access to Drug Treatment and Child Protection Act of 2004 (Bill No. HR 4547). Masquerading as a law that champions drug treatment while protecting children, the bill is just another attempt to shift power from judges and the federal sentencing commission to federal prosecutors while implementing even harsher mandatory minimum sentences for drug crimes: this time, for the distribution of drugs (including marijuana) to minors.

Mandatory Minimums, Zero Tolerance, and all similar proposals are attempts to taking the justice out of justice. They replace the ability of people closest to the situation to make informed, reasonable decisions, and instead put in place a mechanistic approach to justice, doing far more damage than whatever little good might come from these ham-handed proposals.

Federal laws that make reasonable people do unreasonable things under the misguided ruse of ‘being tough on crime’ makes us all accomplices in a growing police state. As usual, this is being packaged as election-year fodder, and you will see spineless and misguided members of Congress on both sides of the aisle voting for this bad legislation:

This bill is the brainchild of Jim Sensenbrenner, who controls the House Judiciary Committee. Sensenbrenner worked hard for the passage of the Feeney Amendment, and he’s likely to do everything he can to jam this one down the throats of Representatives with the expectation that they won’t want to seem soft on drugs (or unsympathetic to children) in an election year.

Please tell your Congressman: Just Say No to Mandatory Minimums.

Commenter Chris P. writes:

From an e-mail describing the law:

“For example, it would make the sale of any quantity of any controlled substance (including marijuana) by a person older than 21 to a person younger than 18 subject to a 5-year minimum mandatory sentence. The punishment for a second offense of underage marijuana distribution would be mandatory life imprisonment.”

Amazing. You could sell a joint to a high school senior and go to prison for life. Or you could molest a kindergartener and canvas door-to-door for ACT.

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CFR Fall-Out

by John Cole|  June 24, 200412:13 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: General Stupidity

My ire at those who grand-standed about the need for the god-awful McCain-Feingold CFR bill is well documented- it was and is a bad bill, and any restriction on political speech is hideous. I guess the usual suspects are finally getting to reap what they have sown:

Michael Moore may be prevented from advertising his controversial new movie, “Fahrenheit 9/11,” on television or radio after July 30 if the Federal Election Commission (FEC) today accepts the legal advice of its general counsel.

At the same time, a Republican-allied 527 soft-money group is preparing to file a complaint against Moore’s film with the FEC for violating campaign-finance law.

In a draft advisory opinion placed on the FEC’s agenda for today’s meeting, the agency’s general counsel states that political documentary filmmakers may not air television or radio ads referring to federal candidates within 30 days of a primary election or 60 days of a general election.

The opinion is generated under the new McCain-Feingold campaign-finance law, which prohibits corporate-funded ads that identify a federal candidate before a primary or general election.

The proscription is broadly defined. Section 100.29 of the federal election regulations defines restricted corporate-funded ads as those that identify a candidate by his “name, nickname, photograph or drawing” or make it “otherwise apparent through an unambiguous reference.”

IS this the worst piece of legislation ever passed? And must add how furious I still am at Bush for signing this damned bill, cynically expecting the Supremes to strike it down.

(via TalkLeft)

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Coming to A Neighborhood Near You

by John Cole|  June 24, 200412:01 pm| 6 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

This is just idiotic:

A Democratic group crucial to John Kerry’s presidential campaign has paid felons – some convicted of sex offenses, assault and burglary – to conduct door-to-door voter registration drives in at least three election swing states.

America Coming Together, contending that convicted criminals deserve a second chance in society, employs felons as voter canvassers in major metropolitan areas in Missouri, Florida, Ohio and perhaps in other states among the 17 it is targeting in its drive. Some lived in halfway houses, and at least four returned to prison.

ACT canvassers ask residents which issues are important to them and, if they are not registered, sign them up as voters. They gather telephone numbers and other personal information, such as driver’s license numbers or partial Social Security numbers, depending on what a state requires for voter registration.

Felons on probation or parole are ineligible to vote in many states. Doug Lewis, executive director of the Election Center, which represents election officials, said he is unaware of any laws against felons registering others to vote.

A review of federal campaign finance and state criminal records by The Associated Press revealed that the names and hometowns of dozens of ACT employees in Missouri, Florida and Ohio matched those of people convicted of crimes such as burglary, forgery, drug dealing, assault and sex offenses.

Dear Mr. Lewis,

While it may be legal to have felons registering others to vote, do you consider it wise to send robbers and sex offenders door to door on an unsuspecting public?

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