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Archives for October 2008

A Good Time Waster

by John Cole|  October 31, 20088:14 pm| 62 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

I forget why I ended up at my damn channel, but someone sent me there, and I looked around for a little bit and found the Don Was channel. Go there, now.

By the way, thinking about Palin’s amendment idiocy from earlier, I could have sworn she said something threatening towards the media just a little bit ago. Anyone have a link?

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Happy Halloween

by John Cole|  October 31, 20085:36 pm| 95 Comments

This post is in: Popular Culture

One of the hazards of being the son of two English teachers is that this sort of thing happens while you are growing up:

Your host, dressed up for Halloween as… Ernest Hemingway.

Top that, Mr. Roasted Rump.

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What?

by John Cole|  October 31, 200812:47 pm| 265 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes

Does this make any damned sense to anyone:

Palin told WMAL-AM that her criticism of Obama’s associations, like those with 1960s radical Bill Ayers and the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, should not be considered negative attacks. Rather, for reporters or columnists to suggest that it is going negative may constitute an attack that threatens a candidate’s free speech rights under the Constitution, Palin said.

“If [the media] convince enough voters that that is negative campaigning, for me to call Barack Obama out on his associations,” Palin told host Chris Plante, “then I don’t know what the future of our country would be in terms of First Amendment rights and our ability to ask questions without fear of attacks by the mainstream media.”

Someone please get Sarah Palin a copy of the damned Constitution.

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Maybe There’s Something in the Water in Alaska

by Michael D.|  October 31, 200811:24 am| 57 Comments

This post is in: Assholes, Clown Shoes, Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

Just like Sarah Palin’s denial that she didn’t violate state ethics laws when, in fact, the report specifically said she did, we now have Ted Stevens, denying reality.

“I’ve not been convicted yet,” Stevens said Thursday in a meeting with the editorial board of the Fairbanks Daily News-Miner. “There’s not a black mark by my name yet, until the appeal is over and I am finally convicted, if that happens. If that happens, of course I’ll do what’s right for Alaska and for the Senate. … I don’t anticipate it happening, and until it happens I do not have a black mark.”

Stevens reiterated that position during a televised debate late Thursday night, declaring early in the give-and-take with Anchorage Mayor Mark Begich, “I have not been convicted of anything.”

A jury of 12 people found him guilty of all the charges against him. In Alaska – unlike the other 49 states in the Union, and unlike most other countries with jury systems – this apparently doesn’t mean conviction.

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Off The Plane

by John Cole|  October 31, 200811:21 am| 42 Comments

This post is in: Clown Shoes

In general, I think this kind of thing is petty and stupid, just like I did when the McCain crew did it to Joe Klein:

The Obama campaign has decided to heave out three newspapers from its plane for the final days of its blitz across battleground states — and all three endorsed Sen. John McCain for president!

The NY POST, WASHINGTON TIMES and DALLAS MORNING NEWS have all been told to move out by Sunday to make room for network bigwigs — and possibly for the inclusion of reporters from two black magazines, ESSENCE and JET, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

But then I remembered that the New York comPost regularly features crap like this, and I guess I will just have to deal with the shame of my hypocrisy when I laugh out loud. I guess the Post and the Washington Times will have to fly commercial or rely on more credible sources, like WorldNetDaily.

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As Promised

by John Cole|  October 31, 200810:40 am| 62 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I told you all that you would get a chance to see what I looked like in a Halloween costume, and, as promised, here you go:

Me as a hobo.

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No Kidding, Larry

by John Cole|  October 31, 20089:41 am| 56 Comments

This post is in: Election 2008, Lies, Damned Lies, and Sarah Palin

If the definition of a gaffe is a politician accidentally telling the truth, this is absolutely, positively, one hundred percent gaffetastic:

Asked by the host whether Palin could step in during a time of crisis, Eagleburger reverted to sarcasm before leveling the harsh blow.

“It is a very good question,” he said, pausing a few seconds, then adding with a chuckle: “I’m being facetious here. Look, of course not.”

Eagleburger explained: “I don’t think at the moment she is prepared to take over the reins of the presidency. I can name for you any number of other vice presidents who were not particularly up to it either. So the question, I think, is can she learn and would she be tough enough under the circumstances if she were asked to become president, heaven forbid that that ever takes place?

“Give her some time in the office and I think the answer would be, she will be [pause] adequate. I can’t say that she would be a genius in the job. But I think she would be enough to get us through a four year… well I hope not… get us through whatever period of time was necessary. And I devoutly hope that it would never be tested.”

The most appalling aspect of the groupthink on the right has been the need for many of them to pretend that this this train wreck in heels is somehow fit to be commander-in-chief. BTW- I eagerly await the Eagleburger walkback on this one. Good luck, Larry.

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