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This makes me sad

by DougJ|  October 1, 20095:47 pm| 37 Comments

This post is in: We Are All Mayans Now

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I just got this email from Amazon.

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Amazon.com logo

Hello,

Your suggestion to show the item “Arguing with Idiots: How to Stop Small Minds and Big Government” on amazon.com searches for “mayan prophecy” was suspended because keywords used in search usually refer to the title, author or other words in connection with the item. Thank you!

Regards,

Amazon.com Tags team

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  1. 1.

    Geeno

    October 1, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    Now I haz a sad, too

  2. 2.

    Common Sense

    October 1, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    Austin Goolsbee mimics Kevin Nealon to win “Washington’s Funniest Celebrity.”

    Among them:

    “When we came to office, it was not that fun of a time to be here in the economy … but we basically knew what to do (panic) ….” “Let’s just start with the fundamentals (throw money at the problem).” “We kinda had to go back and look at the old text books (Karl Marx, Trotsky)…”
    On the Obama administration’s top priority coming into office: Make sure “all the Clinton people got their jobs back.”

    On the president’s trip to Copenhagen and the Illinois delegation: “I think they’re bringing the governors (if the parole board says it’s okay)…”

    On Sen. Ben Nelson: “He is still a Democrat and I do think that if you see somebody as distinguished as Senator Nelson, maybe we can learn something from him (sneak attack) maybe it’s a lesson (stab him in the back) and there are many leading figures he reminds me of (Benedict Arnold) …”

    “If you think about it, we all want our kids to be educated. … If you have no skills and no education and you don’t know anything, what future do you possible have (Fox News Correspondent)…

    On 2012: “I think [Republicans] might do better looking outside of Washington to governors, there’s a lot of governors. There’s obviously Sarah Palin (wingnut) from Alaska who’s a former governor (quitter) and you cannot rule out that by 2012 (there will be a warrant for her arrest) that she’ll be the nominee. … They might want to take somebody who was against Obama from the start, someone who’s just had it out for him for some time (Hillary Clinton)…”

  3. 3.

    Comrade Mary

    October 1, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    I love you, DougJ.

  4. 4.

    Snark Based Reality

    October 1, 2009 at 5:51 pm

    Keep it up DougJ and I might have to drop my man crush on Barney Frank and move onto you.

  5. 5.

    Warren Terra

    October 1, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    Does this mean we aren’t all Mayans now?

  6. 6.

    Comrade Dread

    October 1, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    Sort of off topic (well, it’s about more political commentator jackasses), anyone seen or commented on this yet?

    http://www.nationaljournal.com/njonline/no_20090917_4420.php

  7. 7.

    demkat620

    October 1, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    @Warren Terra: I know! I just got used to it.

    Dayum! What are we now?

    Are we Muslins?

  8. 8.

    Violet

    October 1, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    Suspended? Does that mean you can’t go to Amazon for three days and your parents get really mad at you?

  9. 9.

    Gravenstone

    October 1, 2009 at 6:06 pm

    @Comrade Dread: I’m sure Bobo is insanely pleased with himself, splitting it right down the middle at 141 apiece.

  10. 10.

    Jay K.

    October 1, 2009 at 6:07 pm

    flappy hands

  11. 11.

    toro toro

    October 1, 2009 at 6:12 pm

    Don’t worry, it’s still searchable under “idiots” and “small minds”.

  12. 12.

    demkat620

    October 1, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    On a lighter note,
    Politico has video of Boehner calling for Pelosi to reign in the Democratic rhetoric.

    Sorry http://www.politico.com
    They keep you from linking to it directly.

  13. 13.

    margarita

    October 1, 2009 at 6:18 pm

    Your suggestion … was suspended

    The suspense is killing me.

  14. 14.

    Comrade Dread

    October 1, 2009 at 6:22 pm

    @Gravenstone

    Yeah. I was just more taken back by how pretty much every name on it is an example of someone who consistently makes bad predictions and analysis and is taken as gospel by Dem and GOP insiders.

    I guess nothing should surprise me anymore. We seem to live in a giant echo chamber of Fail.

  15. 15.

    Warren Terra

    October 1, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    @ demkat620, #12

    On a lighter note,
    Politico has video of Boehner calling for Pelosi to reign in the Democratic rhetoric.
    Sorry http://www.politico.com
    They keep you from linking to it directly.

    You can link to it directly – but you do have to launch the player to get the URL.

  16. 16.

    demkat620

    October 1, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    @Warren Terra: Thanks!

  17. 17.

    smiley

    October 1, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    I don’t understand why your tag would be suspended considering that some of the others are “idiot”, “racist”, and “keeping America stupid.” I guess it means that those tags are referring to the author. Maybe that’s a second-order win. Congrats!

  18. 18.

    Notorious P.A.T.

    October 1, 2009 at 6:27 pm

    What does ” We Are All Mayans Now ” mean? I looked at the other articles in that category but couldn’t figure it out. And I’m too lazy today to do further research.

  19. 19.

    DougJ

    October 1, 2009 at 6:35 pm

    @Notorious

    We Are All Mayans Now

  20. 20.

    The Grand Panjandrum

    October 1, 2009 at 6:44 pm

    Sorry u haz a sad.

    But that it some weapons grade snark my man. I’ll be laughing about that one for the rest of the night. Maybe the mayans were just setting us up for some comic relief. We’ve gotten plenty of laughs out of the “mayan prophecy.”

  21. 21.

    CapMidnight

    October 1, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    It’s the end of the world because Obama puts elitist Mayannaise on his burgers.

  22. 22.

    Silver Owl

    October 1, 2009 at 7:02 pm

    I was in Barnes and Noble last evening to get a book on Cd. They had Beck’s publication on display. Ironically is was displayed among all fictional titles, which made me think that was appropriate and smile.

    Anyways, I saw his picture on it and thought he does look like an idiot. That picture so fits his own title of “Arguing with idiots”. lol

  23. 23.

    chuck

    October 1, 2009 at 7:04 pm

    I read that Amazon message five times. I still don’t know what the hell it means. Someone want to explain it to me?

  24. 24.

    DougJ

    October 1, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    Someone want to explain it to me?

    They won’t let me tag the new Glenn Beck book with “mayan prophecy”.

  25. 25.

    Joel

    October 1, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    @Notorious P.A.T.:

    It’s a sure sign of the pending apocalypse.

    According to the loonier interpretations of the Mayan calendar, the world will end catastrophically in December 2012. This view is mostly held by people who read Dan Brown and believe.

    The reality is a bit more mundane. 2012 demarcates a long time cycle on the calendar in exactly the same way the year 2000 represented a major shift (in numbering anyway) in our own calendar. Lots of celebration, jubilation, excitement over the possibilities for the upcoming era…not to mention a few nutcases hiding out in their basements with tinned food and gas-powered generators because of teh y2k.

  26. 26.

    BeccaM

    October 1, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    I saw Beck there on the cover of his book, all dressed up in his Nazi uniform, mugging for the camera, and couldn’t help but wonder, “So, he’s telling us he aspires to be Goebbels now? This isn’t exactly a stretch for him…”

    The other thing was it’s clear to me Beck’s monstrosity absolutely falls into the category of “those books which OUGHT to be judged by their covers.”

  27. 27.

    Epicurus

    October 1, 2009 at 7:47 pm

    Great story, Doug, thank you. But, time to be grammar nazi in the comments. This is the second time I’ve seen this today, it’s “REIN” in. Reigns are the length of time a ruler serves; reins are the devices used to control a horse. Here endeth the lesson; don’t even get me started on “nookleeur.”

  28. 28.

    CMcD

    October 1, 2009 at 7:52 pm

    Another popular tag for Beck’s book at Amazon: pig vomit.

  29. 29.

    Cat G

    October 1, 2009 at 8:02 pm

    @Comrade Dread: I’ll second your observations and add one: check out David Broder’s numbers… Looks like there are too many @%$@&& stupid democrats who are influenced by Broder…seriously depressing.

  30. 30.

    The Sheriff's A Ni-

    October 1, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    Personally, I don’t think any category can beat ‘keeping america stupid’.

  31. 31.

    Comrade E.B. Misfit

    October 1, 2009 at 9:42 pm

    I laugh every time I see the “pig vomit” tag.

  32. 32.

    Anne Laurie

    October 1, 2009 at 10:23 pm

    Cheer up, DougJ. The Amazon minions are just afraid that if the Noo Auj crystal bunnies interbreed with the teabaggers, it’ll produce a race of subhumans so stupid that they’ll destroy the whole planet… even faster.

  33. 33.

    Chad N Freude

    October 1, 2009 at 10:42 pm

    @Comrade Dread: OK, here’s a comment. “shap[ing] their own opinion or worldview” certainly includes “If X said it, then it must be wrong, completely at odds with reality, and my opinion or worldview is opposed to whatever it is.” Hence all of the Dems should be influenced by all of the righty sources.

  34. 34.

    Chad N Freude

    October 1, 2009 at 10:46 pm

    @Chad N Freude: Hey! Edit woiks!

  35. 35.

    justme

    October 2, 2009 at 2:20 am

    Love the “pig vomit” tag.

    I was thinking that “guano faucet” might find an appropriate home there as well.

  36. 36.

    Edward G. Talbot

    October 2, 2009 at 10:34 am

    DougJ, you gotta be more subtle. tag it with “The Fifth World” – they might not take the time to use The Google and just assume it’s a valid connection that they don’t understand :)

  37. 37.

    Comrade E.B. Misfit

    October 2, 2009 at 5:13 pm

    I was thinking that “guano faucet” might find an appropriate home there as well.

    Someone’s already tagged it with that one. I’ll have to log in from home and tag it with that, as well. Maybe we can drive “guano faucet” up in the tag ratings.

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