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by @heymistermix.com|  January 25, 201310:28 am| 26 Comments

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Here’s the Canadian Amy Winehouse–without the eye makeup, beehive and, hopefully, drinking problem–to grace our open thread.

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  1. 1.

    BGinCHI

    January 25, 2013 at 10:31 am

    I thought the Canadian Amy Winehouse was Celine Dion.

    Non?

    /was gonna go with Don Cherry, but too obscure

  2. 2.

    Alex S.

    January 25, 2013 at 10:31 am

    British conservative policies lead to a triple-dip recession:
    guardian.co.uk/business/2013/jan/25/uk-triple-dip-recession-gdp

    I wonder what Sully thinks about this.

  3. 3.

    PsiFighter37

    January 25, 2013 at 10:34 am

    Chicken hawk Saxby Chambliss is retiring. What he did in 2002 was really low, so good fucking riddance.

  4. 4.

    BGinCHI

    January 25, 2013 at 10:35 am

    @Alex S.: And they’re threatening to pull out of the EU.

    3-1 they either go to war over the Falklands again or invade Scotland.

  5. 5.

    Alex S.

    January 25, 2013 at 10:37 am

    @BGinCHI:

    Heh, indeed.

    @PsiFighter37:

    Interesting! This is a possible pick-up if the Reps nominate one of their crazies.

  6. 6.

    BGinCHI

    January 25, 2013 at 10:38 am

    @PsiFighter37:

    Chicken hawk fucker Saxby Chambliss is retiring.

    Fixed for Georgia cracker barnyard sexytime accuracy.

  7. 7.

    Violet

    January 25, 2013 at 10:41 am

    @Alex S.: Conservatism cannot fail; it can only be failed.

  8. 8.

    Suffern ACE

    January 25, 2013 at 10:46 am

    @Alex S.:

    Sully thinks about this

    The Cameron is a real man making tough decisions. The first man they’ve had in the job since St. Margaret.

  9. 9.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    January 25, 2013 at 10:48 am

    @BGinCHI:

    That would be defend the Falklands. I’m not sure you can invade a country that you know, you actually already govern.

  10. 10.

    Judas Escargot, Bringer of Loaves and Fish Sandwiches

    January 25, 2013 at 10:49 am

    @BGinCHI:
    Just wait until they have a King again, instead of a Queen. IMO, their national psychology will change (monarchies are weird that way).

    We’ll be hearing neocon pundits on both sides of the Pond quip about “Britain! Resurgent!” by 2040.

    Awesome.

  11. 11.

    BGinCHI

    January 25, 2013 at 10:56 am

    @Litlebritdifrnt: See America, late 1770s.

  12. 12.

    BGinCHI

    January 25, 2013 at 10:57 am

    @Judas Escargot, Bringer of Loaves and Fish Sandwiches: Tragically, this still won’t help them win a World Cup.

  13. 13.

    Suffern ACE

    January 25, 2013 at 11:00 am

    @Litlebritdifrnt: Bush doctrine the Argentines by sending the fleet to blockade Rio. Premptive war against a potential ally of the real enemy when they’re least expecting it.

  14. 14.

    japa21

    January 25, 2013 at 11:02 am

    @BGinCHI: Actually, they didn’t invade, just sent in additional troops to support those already here, as well as doing major recruitment amongst the colonists, a sizeable portion of which were on Britain’s side.

  15. 15.

    BGinCHI

    January 25, 2013 at 11:09 am

    @japa21: You say potato, I say potato.

  16. 16.

    Alex

    January 25, 2013 at 11:46 am

    South Carolina GOP chair has some interesting ideas on how Obama won…

    [The Obama campaign] targeted inner-cities, and they had cell phone numbers that they could send constant text messages to. You talk to some of those people with Obama phones [sic], and they were getting 3-5 text messages a day from the Obama [campaign] to go out and vote. That’s reaching your base, man.

    businessinsider.com/republicans-rnc-meeting-south-carolina-2013-1

  17. 17.

    Comrade Mary

    January 25, 2013 at 11:55 am

    Yay, Serena! And in this one, she pressures Q host Jian into making him sing with her for the first time since he was in Moxy Fruvous. OMG MOM JEANS!

    More Serena, singing with a yam.

  18. 18.

    ? Martin

    January 25, 2013 at 12:00 pm

    @Judas Escargot, Bringer of Loaves and Fish Sandwiches:

    Just wait until they have a King again, instead of a Queen. IMO, their national psychology will change (monarchies are weird that way).

    You think things might change?

  19. 19.

    handsmile

    January 25, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    @BGinCHI:

    Maybe their international fortunes might improve if the Three Lions squad were to kick more ballboys. How shameful: the “brave and true” John Terry being shown up by some Frenchie.

    Francois Hollande better watch out for Cameron in Davos. (though it would neatly illustrate just how much Cameron wants to leave the EU.)

  20. 20.

    bmcchgo

    January 25, 2013 at 12:17 pm

    Isn’t describing anything/someone as the ‘Canadian ______’ sorta like bitch-slapping with faint praise?

  21. 21.

    Beauzeaux

    January 25, 2013 at 12:40 pm

    @japa21: I’ve been to the Falklands/Malvinas and the people there (ALL of them)are more British than the Queen.

    That and all the land mines that still remain (blowing up the occasional wandering sheep) can be quite unnerving.

  22. 22.

    Nemo_N

    January 25, 2013 at 12:40 pm

    Without drinking problems? Such persons can’t possibly be True Artists™.

  23. 23.

    NotMax

    January 25, 2013 at 12:48 pm

    Unanimity in New England closer.

    The Rhode Island House of Representatives on Thursday overwhelmingly passed legislation to allow gays and lesbians to marry in the only New England state where they can’t.

    The House voted 51-19 after an often emotional debate that touched on civil rights, religion and the nature of marriage. The bill now moves to the Senate, where both supporters and opponents of gay marriage say it is difficult to predict the bill’s fate.  Source

  24. 24.

    Ted & Hellen

    January 25, 2013 at 1:02 pm

    Balloon Juicers should be PROUD, PROUD I tell you, that the only person to go to prison for America’s torture program is a dude who didn’t torture anyone.

    Hope.

    Change.

    Awesomeness.

  25. 25.

    AA+ Bonds

    January 25, 2013 at 2:01 pm

    LOL, a Canadian without a drinking problem, right.

  26. 26.

    J R in W Va

    January 25, 2013 at 9:03 pm

    Laugh about being Canadian all you want, that lady has pipes and can use them emotively.

    Great song well done… better than Amy if you ask me, more emotion in the fine control.

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