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The Fetterman – Oz Debate – STOCKPILE

by Anne Laurie|  January 1, 20244:46 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: 2022 Elections, Local Races, Proud to Be A Democrat

Holy shit: Oz says his abortion position: should be between "a woman, her doctor, and local political leaders" #PASenDebate pic.twitter.com/UDiJvDYHYo

— Pat Dennis (@patdennis) October 26, 2022

My God, the blue-check people here mocking John Fetterman during this debate, as if they are immune from the randomness of illness and infirmity. Time catches up with everyone, no exceptions. Few would have his courage to recover so publicly.

— Connie Schultz (@ConnieSchultz) October 26, 2022

Fetterman to Oz during the debate: "He keeps talking about Bernie Sanders. You know, three years ago, he was on his show, and he hugged him, and he said, 'I love this guy.' Why don’t you pretend you live in Vermont instead of Pennsylvania and run against Bernie Sanders."

— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) October 26, 2022

John Fetterman's opening statement during his debate with Mehmet Oz: "Let's also talk about the elephant in the room. I had a stroke. He never let me forget that." pic.twitter.com/RgHWf5i4qo

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) October 26, 2022

Fetterman’s aware he has auditory & processing issues as a result of stroke.

He could’ve refused to debate like some candidates have. Instead, he went out there and let voters see his challenges and healing process.

Support him or not, that takes courage, humility and honesty.

— Ana Navarro-Cárdenas (@ananavarro) October 26, 2022

Missed tonight’s debate between John Fetterman and Mehmet Oz? Catch up on what you missed during their first and only matchup. ⬇️https://t.co/zbqa65YQHB

— The Philadelphia Inquirer (@PhillyInquirer) October 26, 2022

John Fetterman will recover from his stroke but Mehmet Oz will always be an asshole

— Jeff Tiedrich (@itsJeffTiedrich) October 26, 2022

$7.25 an hour is a disgrace. I believe all work has dignity, and every paycheck should too.

I’ve always supported raising the minimum wage to *at least* $15 an hour. #PASenateDebate

— John Fetterman (@JohnFetterman) October 26, 2022

i personally think that fetterman speaking with a disability is less painful and off-putting to watch than oz’s cruel and smirking jabs at fetterman’s stroke https://t.co/yFJhozofWY

— b-boy bouiebaisse (@jbouie) October 26, 2022

When Fetterman struggles with his speech, Dr. Oz struggles to control his smirk.

— Olivia Nuzzi (@Olivianuzzi) October 26, 2022

Fetterman Campaign spokesman "for a guy who's just been in the hospital months ago, he took it to Dr. Oz pretty fucking hard tonight."pic.twitter.com/kQAt9lJuRp

— Philip Melanchthon Wegmann (@PhilipWegmann) October 26, 2022

Fetterman spox @the_vello confirms they asked @NXSTMediaGroup to let reporters see the same screen that the candidates will see tonight in real time either inside the media tent or inside the studio. Oz campaign said no, he says,

— Colby Itkowitz (@ColbyItkowitz) October 25, 2022

Oz has been a hapless candidate, but benefited from relentless boosterism from Fox et al, while other media backgrounded his weak points (zero experience, record of medical charlatanism and dubious ethics). https://t.co/7HnTh7JBVp

— Don Moynihan (@donmoyn) October 25, 2022

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Happy New Year

by John Cole|  January 1, 202411:53 am| 165 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "Stories from the Road", John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

I don’t think I even made it to eleven pm EST. Just was nothing to gain from being awake.

One of the weird things about being sober for over a decade (I think I had my ten year anniversary but am too lazy to look it up) is that even thought I have not been hungover for that time, I read Betty say this morning she was hungover and the memory of a hangover washed over me like I had been on a solid old school bender last night. I FELT the dry mouth, the headache, the greasy queasy feeling, the shakiness from the alcohol withdrawal and all the sugars in your system, all the blood vessels in the body contracting after all the booze. It washed over me like a horrible dream.

I do not miss that at all.

What is on the agenda today? Don’t forget the zoom at 1 pm. I missed the one last- been here 24 hours and already the time zone difference got me. Showed up after everyone was gone and it was just me and max and subu and WG and riky. Hopefully I will manage to keep it together long enough to remember to attend in an hour.

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Defiant Fort Lauderdale: ‘We Are Not That’

by WaterGirl|  January 1, 202411:30 am| 28 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics

Fort Lauderdale has a New Year’s message for Ron DeSantis – we are not bigots, we don’t hate everyone like you do, so screw you, and stop destroying our livelihoods. (paraphrased)

Everyone Under the Sun, Rose Parade Style

'We Are Not That' in Fort Lauderdale: Everyone Under the Sun, Rose Parade Style

A collection of excerpts from the article.  (LA Times)

The Florida governor had spent more than a year attacking LGBTQ+ rights, and the Broward County seat was suffering. In 2023 alone, 18 conferences pulled bookings from the county, repelled by the state’s “Don’t Say Gay” bill and DeSantis’ forays against queer and trans people and reproductive rights, among other targets.

So Ritter came to California and enlisted 45,000 flowers; a raft of Brussels sprouts; the nephew of the late Harvey Milk, one of the country’s first openly gay elected officials; and what amounts to a two-hour televised ad — also known as the 135th annual Rose Parade — that is viewed by millions.

Thanks to Ritter, president and chief executive of Visit Lauderdale, her county now has its first Rose Parade float, complete with rainbow umbrellas and a slogan she hopes will counteract DeSantis’ march to the right: “Everyone under the sun.”

“We’re hoping that the way we have designed the float will show how diverse and inclusive this destination is,” Ritter said of Fort Lauderale. “It’s a place that might be different from your perception of Florida and what the headlines say Florida is. We are not that.”

Featuring a yacht, a lifeguard tower topped with a pride flag and depictions of wildlife, the float incorporates nods to the county’s beachy tourist attractions. It’s topped by a replica of the Guitar Hotel at Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, Fla.

Moreover, Ritter said, the float will feature community leaders such as Miss Florida Seminole Thomlynn Billie, who described Visit Lauderdale’s message as “powerful.”

Given the Rose Parade’s national reach, the Visit Lauderdale float will send a message across the country that it’s “OK to be who you are and celebrate who you are,” said Anthony Ocampo, a professor of sociology at California State Polytechnic University, Pomona. But it’s also one step in the right direction. “It’s a symbol of support, and as much as symbols of support are important, it’s also necessary to have policies of support, because policies are what affect people en masse,” he added.

I especially love this:

“I’m a big believer in trying,” she said. “Not everything that we do will be a huge, resounding success, but if you don’t try, you’ll never know. I think this is one of those things that’s going to be a huge resounding success and that the people who live [in Broward County] are going to be proud of for a really long time.”

Open thread.

Defiant Fort Lauderdale: ‘We Are Not That’Post + Comments (28)

Monday Morning Open Thread: Happy {*Crosses Fingers*} New Year

by Anne Laurie|  January 1, 20247:45 am| 217 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Readership Capture

Monday Morning Open Thread: New Year 1

(Clay Bennett via GoComics.com)

In 2024 we will protect the health and wellbeing of our constituents, our Constitution and our country. My very best wishes for a healthy and Happy New Year! -NP pic.twitter.com/bluKCqoo9y

— Nancy Pelosi (@TeamPelosi) December 31, 2023

(Assuming we all do the necessary work) Joe Biden will win by a margin greater than in 2020. That will be fun & good. https://t.co/G53AXwaAQW

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) January 1, 2024

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Squishable Morning Thread

by Betty Cracker|  January 1, 20245:22 am| 85 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Happy First Day or whatever. I’m a bit hungover from partying with the neighbors. We were making merry at the new and improved side-yard bar, and some sumbitch wandered over with schnapps. (Oh right, that was my husband. We’re too old for this nonsense!)

I was reviewing the college bowl game action on tap for today and became aware that Jerry Falwell’s diploma mill has a D1 football team that is playing on New Year’s Day. What the hell? Anyhoo, Go Ducks!

Open thread!

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On The Road – Albatrossity – Birds Who Should Be Christmas Ornaments – 2

by WaterGirl|  January 1, 20245:00 am| 17 Comments

This post is in: Albatrossity, On The Road, Photo Blogging

Today in honor of New Year’s Day, we have our last holiday OTR post birds who should be Christmas ornaments!

Tomorrow we return to our regular programming. :-)

(click for larger, non-blurry image)

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Albatrossity

Week 2 of Birds Who Should be Christmas Ornaments features some birds for which I have actually see ornaments based on them. If any of you have some of those, I’d love to hear about it in the comments!

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Near Manhattan KSJanuary 29, 2017

Here’s one that for sure graces Christmas trees in the USA, the Eastern Bluebird (Sialia sialis). Indeed, it has a whole organization dedicated to it! Click here for more information about this bird, and here to embiggen the image.

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