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The Obama Death List Grows

by John Cole|  August 9, 20088:19 am| 19 Comments

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Bernie Mac has died at the age of 50 from pneumonia, which just seems insane.

I guess there will be no Ocean’s Sixteen.

*** Update ***

Small world. Skippy worked with him.

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  1. 1.

    John Giord

    August 9, 2008 at 8:48 am

    Maybe Obama can raise him from the dead. Sorry. There was a hint of doubt in that statement. I know Obama can raise him from the dead.

  2. 2.

    Krista

    August 9, 2008 at 9:07 am

    That was kind of dick-ish, John Giord. This isn’t about politics.

    I’m really sorry to hear about Bernie Mac. 50 is way too young to die. My sympathies go out to his widow and the rest of his family.

  3. 3.

    debrazza

    August 9, 2008 at 9:35 am

    The importance of his death is emblematic of the racial divide in this country. In the Black community he was enormously popular, from the Original Kings of Comedy to the Bernie Mac show. He worked his way up through the chitlin’ circuit until eventually he was doing films alongside Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, George Clooney and Matt Damon. It’s rather impressive really. Also, how can you not honor the life of a man who was in 3 of the funniest movies of all time, Friday, Bad Santa and BAPS (a highly underrated film). While he certainly rubbed me the wrong way, he could be really funny.

    And yeah, Ludacris should be a bit concerned.

  4. 4.

    iluvsummr

    August 9, 2008 at 9:46 am

    I’d forgotten he was in Bad Santa. I loved him in the Original Kings of Comedy but never watched the Bernie Mac show. Rest in peace Bernie.

  5. 5.

    John Cole

    August 9, 2008 at 9:47 am

    Also, how can you not honor the life of a man who was in 3 of the funniest movies of all time, Friday, Bad Santa and BAPS (a highly underrated film). While he certainly rubbed me the wrong way, he could be really funny.

    I am with you on Friday, but you lost me on BAPS and Bad Santa. And yes, I watched BAPS, and regret it completely. I think you can guess why.

  6. 6.

    John Giord

    August 9, 2008 at 9:57 am

    Friday was okay. Bad Santa had its moments, but I found it mainly depressing. Baps was atrocious. I watched it for 30 minutes. Talk about putting black women in a bad light. I actually felt sorry for Halle Berry. Saw Bernie Mac a couple of times. Better than your average sitcom. Then again, that’s not saying much.

  7. 7.

    rob!

    August 9, 2008 at 10:01 am

    famous hollywood agent Bernie Brillstein has also died, so that’s two famous Bernies in as many days.

    if i was Bernie Kopel, i’d be nervous, is all i’m saying.

  8. 8.

    MMM

    August 9, 2008 at 10:10 am

    curse of the Bad Santa….John Ritter, than Bernie Mac; watch out Billy Bob

  9. 9.

    pdf

    August 9, 2008 at 10:11 am

    I thought Bernie was great in Bad Santa, Mr. 3000 (an underrated movie), and the first two Ocean’s movies (he was one of the few good things about the second one, and nobody was good in the third). As with almost all stand-ups turned actors, though, his stand-up work is his real legacy. He was a master of the comedy of barely-contained (and yet entirely justifiable, at least in his telling) rage. I have rarely laughed as hard as when I saw The Original Kings Of Comedy in a theater, with a mixed-race crowd – and having him come on last was exactly the right choice. He blew the walls down. I would argue, by the way, that Kings is the only truly great movie Spike Lee’s ever done (you probably forgot he directed it, didn’t you?).

  10. 10.

    dbrown

    August 9, 2008 at 10:33 am

    He was very funny (in the few shows I have seen) and he will be missed. This world needs more laughter.

  11. 11.

    KXB

    August 9, 2008 at 10:35 am

    Mac was the best part of The Kings of Comedy. The other guys went over familiar turf, but Mac used his messed up family life – his drugged out sister, her kids which he now has to raise, and his brother who walked out on raising the kids. One of his funniest, dirtiest, and earliest jokes was , “Guy asks me, ‘Hey Bernie, does p**** taste like pumpkin pie?’ What they hell you asking me for? I ain’t never eat no pumpkin pie!”

    Then, there is his explanation of the word “motherf*****”

    youtube.com/watch?v=M9FaHXIhX_4

  12. 12.

    John Cole

    August 9, 2008 at 10:50 am

    This is a funnier clip– “I’m gonna bust his head to the white meat.”

  13. 13.

    bperk

    August 9, 2008 at 10:51 am

    This is a great comedic loss. I loved his stand-up and his TV show. I thought that scene with Matt Damon in Ocean’s 11 was the best part of the movie. RIP.

  14. 14.

    Steve M.

    August 9, 2008 at 11:25 am

    Obviously Bernie Mac was killed with experimental untreatable pneumonia spores cooked up in a germ-warfare lab run by B. HUSSEIN Obama’s Al Qaeda pals (in collaboration with William Ayres)….

  15. 15.

    Incertus

    August 9, 2008 at 11:45 am

    No one mentioned his part in Bill Bellamy’s “How To Be a Player”? Elitists!

  16. 16.

    skippy

    August 9, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    i worked on the bernie mac show, & i found him to be a kind and generous performer, quite concerned w/the quality of the show being produced under his name. i write my thoughts here.

  17. 17.

    maxbaer (not the original)

    August 9, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    That’s pretty nuts to die from pneumonia nowadays. They said he had sarcoidosis as well, though.

    RIP Bernie.

  18. 18.

    Michael D.

    August 9, 2008 at 12:53 pm

    The Bernie Mac show was hilarious Skippy. Y’all did a great job.

    “Listen up, America…”

    I always got a kick out of these little interludes in the show.

  19. 19.

    LanceThruster

    August 10, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Thank goodness someone dies that is liked so we don’t have to get scolded for piling on someone who was a worthless piece of crap. (What? Too soon?)

    I liked him in “Bad Santa,” the rest is personal tastes and he wasn’t quite my cup of tea (never saw his TV show).

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