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Women’s World Cup Round of 16 – Colombia v USA

by Randinho|  June 22, 20157:58 pm| 105 Comments

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I am not expecting a high scoring game, but I do believe that the US will win, chiefly based on the impressive defense they have marshaled thus far.

One question remains: will Lady Andrade try to sucker punch Abby Wambach again?

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  1. 1.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 7:59 pm

    Will my Colombian friend show? How late will she be?

  2. 2.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 8:01 pm

    Pretty lousy crowd.

  3. 3.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 8:05 pm

    Pretty lousy crowd here too!

  4. 4.

    Baud

    June 22, 2015 at 8:05 pm

    @raven:

    I’m here! Go USA!

  5. 5.

    ThresherK

    June 22, 2015 at 8:06 pm

    Thanks to whoever menitoned the color blurb jersey thing downstairs. (It’s easier to see for some flags and color backgrounds than others. England’s white blended into the background, and Norway’s red was the same as the flag.)

    I guess I owe Fox Sports an apology.

  6. 6.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 8:06 pm

    @Baud: Yay!

  7. 7.

    Randinho

    June 22, 2015 at 8:06 pm

    @raven: I read that they were selling tickets when some events were happening in the same venue on the same day as doubleheaders

  8. 8.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 8:07 pm

    @Randinho: I wonder if there are “giveaways”?

  9. 9.

    Baud

    June 22, 2015 at 8:07 pm

    That offsides call, although accurate, was bullshit.

  10. 10.

    SRW1

    June 22, 2015 at 8:08 pm

    @raven:

    Maybe they should have announced it as a possible MMA Event.

  11. 11.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 8:09 pm

    @SRW1: I didn’t realize it was in Edmonton, that is WAY up there!

  12. 12.

    Heliopause

    June 22, 2015 at 8:11 pm

    I predict 1-0 on an own goal. Not saying which side.

  13. 13.

    Mike J

    June 22, 2015 at 8:12 pm

    @raven: Edmonton only has as population of about a million. and is a pain in the ass to travel to. That’s almost as big as Rochester, NY. I doubt they’d sell out every game if it were there,

  14. 14.

    ThresherK

    June 22, 2015 at 8:14 pm

    @Baud: Why? I remember when offsides was a much more restrictive thing. (I also remember the 35 yard offsides line from the NASL.)

    Is there a chapter-and-verse I’m not getting that the teevee crew needs to bring me up to speed on?

  15. 15.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 8:14 pm

    @Mike J: Yea, I see that now. I thought it was in Calgary. This a LOOOOONG way from a sellout!

  16. 16.

    Baud

    June 22, 2015 at 8:16 pm

    @ThresherK:

    Because it cost us a goal.

  17. 17.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 8:17 pm

    Well that’s great.

  18. 18.

    Lee

    June 22, 2015 at 8:17 pm

    What did the Colombian keeper get yellow cards for?

  19. 19.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 8:18 pm

    @Lee: She was out of the box and went low at a players legs.

  20. 20.

    ThresherK

    June 22, 2015 at 8:20 pm

    @Baud: I can live with that. These crap yellow cards, however.

    Let’s just say I watch a lot of womens’ college basketball, and I know bad officiating when I see it.

  21. 21.

    Valdivia (The Terrible)

    June 22, 2015 at 8:32 pm

    In any other game I would be cheering for Colombia, but here it’s Go USA!

  22. 22.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 8:37 pm

    @Valdivia (The Terrible): Me too!

  23. 23.

    Valdivia (The Terrible)

    June 22, 2015 at 8:38 pm

    @raven: :)

    Did your Colombian friend arrive?

  24. 24.

    Richard mayhew

    June 22, 2015 at 8:44 pm

    That rapinoe caution was soft, justified if persistent infringement or unsporting/pattern of tactical fouling… But if straight ub that was soft… I can’t give that as a caution in a men’s college or semi pro game

  25. 25.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 8:45 pm

    @Valdivia (The Terrible): Nah, I’m not surprised. She’s so sweet but she doesn’t really care. Now her brother Juan Pablo! He went to South Africa and got a lip infection blowing a vuveuzelea!

  26. 26.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 8:46 pm

    @Richard mayhew: It’s good to see you here.

  27. 27.

    Richard mayhew

    June 22, 2015 at 8:46 pm

    AR 2 is moving nicely, but foul level is low for elite players, not impressed by center referee

  28. 28.

    Nick

    June 22, 2015 at 8:47 pm

    Edmonton and Calgary are the same size — I live in Edmonton, but I’m on parental leave in Thailand right now.

  29. 29.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 22, 2015 at 8:47 pm

    These announcers are bugging me slightly, but I can’t figure out why. Maybe they sound a little keyed up? I’m mentally comparing with EPL talkers.

  30. 30.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 8:48 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone): I’m annoyed how they keep talking about what Colombia cannot do.

  31. 31.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 8:49 pm

    Those end zone seats suck ass.

  32. 32.

    Nick

    June 22, 2015 at 8:49 pm

    Edmonton and Calgary are the same size, the 5th and 6th biggest cities in Canada, respectively — I live in Edmonton, it’s the most northerly metropolitan area in North America with a population of a million.

  33. 33.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 22, 2015 at 8:51 pm

    @raven:

    Yeah, they’re more than holding their own so far.

  34. 34.

    Valdivia (The Terrible)

    June 22, 2015 at 8:51 pm

    @raven: See that’s commitment! :)
    For a moment there I was going to make a smart ass comment because the idea of getting a lip infection from a vuvuzela sounds a tad like it’s hiding some other story behind…

  35. 35.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 22, 2015 at 8:52 pm

    @Richard mayhew:

    AR 2? Side ref?

  36. 36.

    grrljock

    June 22, 2015 at 8:57 pm

    Frustrating match for US so far.

  37. 37.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 22, 2015 at 8:58 pm

    I can’t even with the halftime yakking. Audio off! Check other channels!

    ETA: Okay, feed cat! Whiny little bitch.

  38. 38.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 9:00 pm

    @Valdivia (The Terrible): I don’t think so, the dude does well in the Silicon Valley thing and takes the whole family to the World Cups.

  39. 39.

    West of the Cascades

    June 22, 2015 at 9:02 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone): Halftime yakkers not nearly as pro-US and “shocked” by how play is going as the game announcers during the first half. Very entertaining match tactically so far – nice to see Colombia not awed by the USA (I guess that’s what beating France will do for you).

  40. 40.

    Valdivia (The Terrible)

    June 22, 2015 at 9:03 pm

    What was that?

  41. 41.

    Randinho

    June 22, 2015 at 9:03 pm

    Good call by the ref. Close, but definitely a pk

  42. 42.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 9:05 pm

    Well that changes things.

  43. 43.

    Baud

    June 22, 2015 at 9:05 pm

    Dammit

  44. 44.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 9:06 pm

    @Randinho: So what, do they play without a goalie?

  45. 45.

    Randinho

    June 22, 2015 at 9:06 pm

    I hope she doesn’t blame that on the turf. Rapinoe should have taken that one

  46. 46.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 9:06 pm

    I see

  47. 47.

    Valdivia (The Terrible)

    June 22, 2015 at 9:07 pm

    @raven: exactly my question

  48. 48.

    Randinho

    June 22, 2015 at 9:07 pm

    @raven: No, another player leaves as another keeper subs for her. If they’re out of subs, a player on the field puts on a keeper’s jersey

  49. 49.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 9:07 pm

    @Valdivia (The Terrible): One fewer player but new goalie

  50. 50.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 22, 2015 at 9:07 pm

    Holy shnikeys! I must have been on a DVR delay, because I just flipped the channel back after five minutes and they’re already into the second half. My bad.

    Missed PK! WTF?

  51. 51.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 9:07 pm

    @Randinho: Got it

  52. 52.

    Richard mayhew

    June 22, 2015 at 9:08 pm

    Easy red, center referee too far from play

  53. 53.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 9:08 pm

    Perfect setup for the US to lose.

  54. 54.

    Richard mayhew

    June 22, 2015 at 9:08 pm

    I could buy serious foul play or dogso there, no question asked

  55. 55.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 9:09 pm

    @Richard mayhew: But she made the call, right?

  56. 56.

    Baud

    June 22, 2015 at 9:09 pm

    Yes!

  57. 57.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 9:10 pm

    @Richard mayhew: For us dopes “Denying an obvious goalscoring opportunity (DOGSO) is a red-card offense”

  58. 58.

    Richard mayhew

    June 22, 2015 at 9:10 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone): yep, side ref away from benches

  59. 59.

    Valdivia (The Terrible)

    June 22, 2015 at 9:11 pm

    wow
    this game is full of drama!
    yes usa!

    @raven: thanks for the explainer.

  60. 60.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 9:11 pm

    GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL

  61. 61.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 22, 2015 at 9:12 pm

    How did the goalie get a red card?

  62. 62.

    grrljock

    June 22, 2015 at 9:13 pm

    Wow, Wambach’s having a terrible World Cup. Though Morgan seems to have come alive. Not sure the red card was warranted.

  63. 63.

    Richard mayhew

    June 22, 2015 at 9:13 pm

    @raven: yep, good calls by center and crew for red and Pk, I was commenting on the TV idiots saying it was a difficult red card decision. Fuck no. That is an easy red card decision at midfield for SFP, in box SFP or Dogso work

  64. 64.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 9:20 pm

    @Richard mayhew: Got it.

  65. 65.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 9:20 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone): Denying an obvious goalscoring opportunity (DOGSO) is a red-card offense

  66. 66.

    Baud

    June 22, 2015 at 9:22 pm

    Yay!

  67. 67.

    Baud

    June 22, 2015 at 9:22 pm

    You can have a penalty kick without a red card?

  68. 68.

    Richard mayhew

    June 22, 2015 at 9:23 pm

    Good no call in the box, eating grass is not a foul

  69. 69.

    Richard mayhew

    June 22, 2015 at 9:24 pm

    And now w the US is stuffing eight or nine players behind the ball… This could get really boring really fast

  70. 70.

    Valdivia

    June 22, 2015 at 9:24 pm

    Gol!!!!!!! yay.

  71. 71.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 22, 2015 at 9:25 pm

    @raven:

    Jesus, I get that. What actually did she do? DOGSO is practically goalie job description. (Joke.)

  72. 72.

    Richard mayhew

    June 22, 2015 at 9:26 pm

    @Baud: easily… Simple fouls are just PKs, don’t need a caution(yellow) or send off (red) to go Pk

  73. 73.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 22, 2015 at 9:26 pm

    @Baud:

    Yes. Happens quite often.

  74. 74.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 9:27 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone): She came out of the and took the legs of the player that was going to score.

  75. 75.

    Baud

    June 22, 2015 at 9:28 pm

    @Richard mayhew:

    So what made the prior red card a red card rather than just a pk (or yellow card)?

  76. 76.

    Richard mayhew

    June 22, 2015 at 9:28 pm

    Go Pk call, yellow is consistent with way ref is calling the game, not needed but consistent

  77. 77.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 22, 2015 at 9:32 pm

    @raven:

    Okay, thanks.

  78. 78.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 9:34 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone): I only posted that acronym because Richard used it and I had to look it up!

  79. 79.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 22, 2015 at 9:36 pm

    @Baud:

    Raven explicated above.

  80. 80.

    Richard mayhew

    June 22, 2015 at 9:36 pm

    @Baud: lots of things made that red. #1 no play on ball, keeper was looking away from ball and only playing the attacker.
    #2 point of contact was high… Mid shin of attacker and the keepers contact point was just below her knee, a whole lot of force on a vulnerable bone… That is a leg breaking tackle. Those are the two reasons I think it is serious foul play.

    The other red option is denying obvious goal scoring opportunity by committing a foul… Attacker was 1v1 ball in playing distance, ball in shooting distance and heading straight to goal when she gets destroyed. Without the foul the attacker has a great chance to get a good shot. Either write up works. Dogso is cleaner for ref as that is a clinic video example

  81. 81.

    OnkelFritze

    June 22, 2015 at 9:37 pm

    Just got back from the mall. They are actually showing the game on the screens in the food court, but just a few people are watching and they don’t seem to be very invested in the game either.
    And as I got home, the game apparently turned against my Colombianas. As expected, really.

  82. 82.

    Baud

    June 22, 2015 at 9:37 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone): @Richard mayhew:

    Thanks.

  83. 83.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 9:38 pm

    @Richard mayhew: Yea, just what I was saying! :)

  84. 84.

    Richard mayhew

    June 22, 2015 at 9:39 pm

    @Richard mayhew: the Pk that US scored on was just a slightly late foul that was in the normal run of play

  85. 85.

    Baud

    June 22, 2015 at 9:40 pm

    Colombia seems more energetic.

  86. 86.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 22, 2015 at 9:40 pm

    @raven:

    I missed the first few minutes of the half because I didn’t realize I was running a little behind (DVR buffer) in the first half. Shortest halftime ever!

  87. 87.

    raven

    June 22, 2015 at 9:41 pm

    @Steeplejack (phone): I keep doing that and then realizing it because of comments here! Makes me nuts.

  88. 88.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 22, 2015 at 9:43 pm

    @raven:

    LOL.

  89. 89.

    Richard mayhew

    June 22, 2015 at 9:43 pm

    Morgan did nothing there besides hold her turn strong… Ref is reading the fall

  90. 90.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 22, 2015 at 9:45 pm

    @raven:

    Normally I could just rewind and see what I missed, but I changed the channel and the buffer went away.

  91. 91.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 22, 2015 at 9:47 pm

    Kudos to Colombia. They played a great game.

    And USA did not look that good.

  92. 92.

    Baud

    June 22, 2015 at 9:48 pm

    5 minutes seems like a lot of added time.

  93. 93.

    Richard mayhew

    June 22, 2015 at 9:49 pm

    @Baud: 5 feels right for a red on keeper a couple yellows 2 PKs etc

  94. 94.

    Baud

    June 22, 2015 at 9:50 pm

    @Richard mayhew:

    I didn’t realize pks were not counted against the time.

  95. 95.

    SRW1

    June 22, 2015 at 9:51 pm

    I don’t think that game told us all that much how far the US might go.

    Oh, and how did Colombia beat France?

  96. 96.

    Baud

    June 22, 2015 at 9:51 pm

    Thats it!

  97. 97.

    Randinho

    June 22, 2015 at 9:51 pm

    Nataly Arias, the Colombiana with the black eye was born in Arlington, VA.

  98. 98.

    Richard mayhew

    June 22, 2015 at 9:52 pm

    Both USA and center referee passed their assessments and should get another match but a lot of things to talk about in post game debrief and video review

  99. 99.

    SiubhanDuinne

    June 22, 2015 at 9:53 pm

    Arrright!! USA! USA!! USA!!!

  100. 100.

    Richard mayhew

    June 22, 2015 at 9:53 pm

    @Baud: setup time for a Pk barely counts… Usually add 30 seconds for each Pk

  101. 101.

    Brendan in Charlotte

    June 22, 2015 at 9:57 pm

    @Baud: Everything is counted against the 90 minutes. It’s just that generally, time is added whenever there’s a short break that can be deliberately/artificially extended.Things like substitutions, PK’s and injuries. As well as hydration breaks, and excessive time retrieving balls for throw ins and corner/goal kicks.

  102. 102.

    Randinho

    June 22, 2015 at 9:57 pm

    US plays China on Friday. China hasn’t impressed me, but USA needs to step up its game.

  103. 103.

    Steeplejack (phone)

    June 22, 2015 at 10:20 pm

    @Randinho:

    Srsly.

  104. 104.

    bmoak

    June 22, 2015 at 10:49 pm

    So what does the U.S do against China without Rapinoe and Holliday in the midfield?

  105. 105.

    jwalden91lx

    June 22, 2015 at 11:13 pm

    @bmoak:
    Put Leroux and Press on the outside and let them burn China with their speed the whole damn game.

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