Yeah, I got the bad poster timeout for calling it the White (trash) House. But at least you shared the lentil soup recipe first.
9.
donnah
I noticed a big surge in blank twitter posts a few days ago as they started deleting “questionable” posts. It made me realize that there are a lot of people who would have been happy to see Trump’s demise and say so.
I love John’s tweets and hope he gets his voice back soon, if he hasn’t already. They’re fun and funny. Like the “pot pie being basically soup with a lid.”
So “the Squad” (AOC and company) can get death threats/threats of violence on Twitter all day long, but president* dum-dum is off-limits. BuT LiB-rUl bIAs!!!! Conservatives are down trodden!
Fucking hate all these platforms.
15.
Nicole
ATTICA ATTICA ATTICA
16.
Leto
@satby: I think he’d get better donations with a SBB reunion tour.
One of my mutuals got baninnated for telling trolls happy over RGB’s death to go fuck themselves and to suck her dick. She moved more of her activities to IG.
All of these simpering pious god-botherers saying “I’ll pray for you” while reciting Psalm 109:6-20 during the Obama years? Not a peep about that.
20.
Morzer
@mrmoshpotato: More like in constant sorrow, cat-shaving and receiving blood transfusions.
That’s rather depressing. Surely, they can use some common sense on these calls.
25.
Morzer
@Leto: Well, yes, everyone knows that, but enough about Mike Pence, is Cole a Dapper Dan man?
26.
Betty
Twitter jail is often incomprehensible. At least they told you what you did wrong. The last time they suspended me, I protested and they unsuspended me. Never did understand why.
I’d like to point out Trump+Dye=Our Orange President.
29.
Ken
@MazeDancer: Also, asking your speculation as a question works.
It’s well-known that appending “?” to a political slander makes it perfectly innocent. In this context it is sometimes called the “Fox mark”. For example: “Did Joe Biden eat the flesh of infants before his debate?”
@trollhattan: I think there’s room for discussion of Trump and pining for the fjords…
35.
Villago Delenda Est
Their algorithms are as moronic as Jack himself.
36.
Barbara
@trollhattan: “Reality” shows are not nearly as enjoyable to live through as they are to watch on tv. “Watch me burn down the house!” isn’t much fun when it’s your house.
37.
Villago Delenda Est
@Betty: I was put in jail for commenting that KAC congratulating Smokey Eye’s replacement was “a bitch congratulating a bitch replacing a bitch.”
Then I was suspended indefinitely for referring to Robert L. Johnson with two words: “Uncle Tom.”
38.
Gravenstone
@Ken: “Cavuto mark” isn’t it? Since he seems favor that rhetorical approach.
39.
VeniceRiley
Someone who does not like you found and reported those
@WereBear: Was there supposed to be a link? Apologies if I’m missing a Caddyshack reference.
42.
Oklahomo
I got twitter jailed twice; once for tweeting horse poop at the president with “too many hashtags;” so I deleted those and retweeted horse poop with no hash tags. Another time there was no reason and when I appealed, everything went back to normal with no reasons ever stated.
43.
Mai Naem mobile
My twitter got suspended once for calling Doug Ducey, Dougie Dougie Douchebag. The thing is mentally I still think of him as Dougie Dougie Douchebag .
My account was suspended permanently. I don’t even know which tweet it was that did it, but I’m sure it was some butthurt MAGAt that reported it. I’ve thought about getting a new account, but Twitter brings out the absolute worst in me, even worse than FB. (Hell, I’ve pruned my Friends list down to 30 people, and I still have to control my temper when one Friend’s “Racist Aunt Sally ™” pisses me off.
All of these simpering pious god-botherers saying “I’ll pray for you” while reciting Psalm 109:6-20 during the Obama years? Not a peep about that.
About the only thing that keeps me from becoming an outright Atheist is that I cling to the hope of seeing these assholes’ faces on Judgment Day when Christ tells them to their ugly faces “I never knew you! Depart!” before sending them all to Hell.
47.
qkslvrwolf
ye gods, you only got 12 hours? Mine was basically the same, but I got 7 days!
probably fewer follower counts = longer bans.
Meanwhile, a million people tell the squad and well..every woman on twitter they’re going to kill them PERSONALLY every day, and..nothing
Send links to [email protected] to each of the millions of tweets hoping that a Democrat dies.
49.
Oklahomo
@Citizen Alan: There are a lot of MAGAt accounts that do nothing but follow and wait for a post they can pounce on and report.
50.
Searcher
So you’ve only publicly, on twitter, wished death on Trump twice in the last decade?
You’d think it be more.
51.
The Enderville Phantom
Free John Cole!
Print up the t-shirts and posters.
This aggression cannot stand man.
52.
Eric K
I got a 24 hour ban from them once because I told a Republican congressman to go fuck himself, very worth it.
53.
Just One More Canuck
@DougJ: “I was mean to someone on twitter, just to watch him cry” doesn’t have the same impact
54.
tinare
I was knocked off once for saying someone should die in prison. I tried to argue with Twitter that I wasn’t actually wishing them death, that I actually was wishing for a long life, just a longer prison sentence, but I still had to take my 48 hours.
Is there a tat you get when you get sent to Twitter Jail?
56.
EmanG
Oh John, you’re such a scamp.
57.
J R in WV
So seriously, someone wishing death from Covid-19 on Trump gets banned from Twitter, yet promising to kill AOC after raping her is OK?
That’s pretty sick, folks.
Glad I never signed up for Twitter.
I may have started a signup for Facebook back when it was a tiny startup, if so I don’t remember user name nor password. Pretty sure I never signed in and perhaps didn’t complete the account. Never use it even as a visitor, have their trackers blocked with multiple tools.
58.
Barney
Since the recent tweet was specifically hoping he doesn’t die (and not sarcastically, because the prison term was explicit), that’s a fucked-up algorithm/poorly-paid Twitter moderator.
Immanentize
I hope they cast the die of love.
hells littlest angel
I’ll do anything I can to help, cross my heart and hope to di —
[This WordPress account has been temporarily suspended.]
Raoul Paste
Now you’ve done it
A Ghost to Most
To quote the nazi base:
“If’n y’all ain’t rubbin’, y’all ain’t racin'”
DougJ
Sorry to bigfoot you, though in a way it’s kind of apropos here!
Johannes
Cole! You’ve been framed!
https://youtu.be/DelYvJHTvH0
DougJ
Woulda gone with Folsom County Prison Blues, I Fought the Law, or Jail Guitar Doors.
satby
Yeah, I got the bad poster timeout for calling it the White (trash) House. But at least you shared the lentil soup recipe first.
donnah
I noticed a big surge in blank twitter posts a few days ago as they started deleting “questionable” posts. It made me realize that there are a lot of people who would have been happy to see Trump’s demise and say so.
I love John’s tweets and hope he gets his voice back soon, if he hasn’t already. They’re fun and funny. Like the “pot pie being basically soup with a lid.”
satby
@DougJ: can’t go wrong with the Soggy Bottom Boys.
mrmoshpotato
?IN CONSTANT SORROW AND HEADBANGING ?
mrmoshpotato
@donnah: Bread! Bowl! :)
cain
It was long time in coming – enjoy the jail! :D
Leto
So “the Squad” (AOC and company) can get death threats/threats of violence on Twitter all day long, but president* dum-dum is off-limits. BuT LiB-rUl bIAs!!!! Conservatives are down trodden!
Fucking hate all these platforms.
Nicole
ATTICA ATTICA ATTICA
Leto
@satby: I think he’d get better donations with a SBB reunion tour.
MattF
Hope + die + Trump = bad
Hope + die + rape = OK
Johannes
@DougJ: Fair.
Shakti
One of my mutuals got baninnated for telling trolls happy over RGB’s death to go fuck themselves and to suck her dick. She moved more of her activities to IG.
All of these simpering pious god-botherers saying “I’ll pray for you” while reciting Psalm 109:6-20 during the Obama years? Not a peep about that.
Morzer
@mrmoshpotato: More like in constant sorrow, cat-shaving and receiving blood transfusions.
mrmoshpotato
@Leto: Ummm…..yes. That’s how it works. Do you not know about the Fabulous, Tea-Baggulous Bush-Off Machine?
Leto
@Morzer: And to top it off, he uses Fop!
mrmoshpotato
@Morzer: Multi-task!
Lord Fartdaddy (Formerly, Mumphrey, Smedley Darlington Mingobat, et al.)
That’s rather depressing. Surely, they can use some common sense on these calls.
Morzer
@Leto: Well, yes, everyone knows that, but enough about Mike Pence, is Cole a Dapper Dan man?
Betty
Twitter jail is often incomprehensible. At least they told you what you did wrong. The last time they suspended me, I protested and they unsuspended me. Never did understand why.
MazeDancer
Think GOP trolls are doing the Trump+die search.
They know it is a rich time for reporting, so they’re taking advantage of it.
Remove the tweets as requested, John, get released, then craft a dozen more. Just use Orange One, or something like it, instead of Trump.
Also, asking your speculation as a question works. Then you’re just asking, not “abusing”.
trollhattan
@MazeDancer:
I’d like to point out Trump+Dye=Our Orange President.
Ken
It’s well-known that appending “?” to a political slander makes it perfectly innocent. In this context it is sometimes called the “Fox mark”. For example: “Did Joe Biden eat the flesh of infants before his debate?”
trollhattan
Holy moly, national polls.
CNN: Biden 57% Trump 41%
NBC-WSJ: Biden 53% Trump 39%
?
Omnes Omnibus
@DougJ: Ooooh, Jail Guitar Doors. Haven’t heard that in a long time. Must remedy now.
oatler.
5446 Was My Number
RIP Toots
NotMax
Obigatory?
:)
Morzer
@trollhattan: I think there’s room for discussion of Trump and pining for the fjords…
Villago Delenda Est
Their algorithms are as moronic as Jack himself.
Barbara
@trollhattan: “Reality” shows are not nearly as enjoyable to live through as they are to watch on tv. “Watch me burn down the house!” isn’t much fun when it’s your house.
Villago Delenda Est
@Betty: I was put in jail for commenting that KAC congratulating Smokey Eye’s replacement was “a bitch congratulating a bitch replacing a bitch.”
Then I was suspended indefinitely for referring to Robert L. Johnson with two words: “Uncle Tom.”
Gravenstone
@Ken: “Cavuto mark” isn’t it? Since he seems favor that rhetorical approach.
VeniceRiley
Someone who does not like you found and reported those
WereBear
Ken
@WereBear: Was there supposed to be a link? Apologies if I’m missing a Caddyshack reference.
Oklahomo
I got twitter jailed twice; once for tweeting horse poop at the president with “too many hashtags;” so I deleted those and retweeted horse poop with no hash tags. Another time there was no reason and when I appealed, everything went back to normal with no reasons ever stated.
Mai Naem mobile
My twitter got suspended once for calling Doug Ducey, Dougie Dougie Douchebag. The thing is mentally I still think of him as Dougie Dougie Douchebag .
Citizen Alan
My account was suspended permanently. I don’t even know which tweet it was that did it, but I’m sure it was some butthurt MAGAt that reported it. I’ve thought about getting a new account, but Twitter brings out the absolute worst in me, even worse than FB. (Hell, I’ve pruned my Friends list down to 30 people, and I still have to control my temper when one Friend’s “Racist Aunt Sally ™” pisses me off.
WereBear
@Ken: It was an Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? reference.
Citizen Alan
@Shakti:
About the only thing that keeps me from becoming an outright Atheist is that I cling to the hope of seeing these assholes’ faces on Judgment Day when Christ tells them to their ugly faces “I never knew you! Depart!” before sending them all to Hell.
qkslvrwolf
ye gods, you only got 12 hours? Mine was basically the same, but I got 7 days!
probably fewer follower counts = longer bans.
Meanwhile, a million people tell the squad and well..every woman on twitter they’re going to kill them PERSONALLY every day, and..nothing
Frank Wilhoit
Oklahomo
@Citizen Alan: There are a lot of MAGAt accounts that do nothing but follow and wait for a post they can pounce on and report.
Searcher
So you’ve only publicly, on twitter, wished death on Trump twice in the last decade?
You’d think it be more.
The Enderville Phantom
Free John Cole!
Print up the t-shirts and posters.
This aggression cannot stand man.
Eric K
I got a 24 hour ban from them once because I told a Republican congressman to go fuck himself, very worth it.
Just One More Canuck
@DougJ: “I was mean to someone on twitter, just to watch him cry” doesn’t have the same impact
tinare
I was knocked off once for saying someone should die in prison. I tried to argue with Twitter that I wasn’t actually wishing them death, that I actually was wishing for a long life, just a longer prison sentence, but I still had to take my 48 hours.
PaulWartenberg
I envy you! I still haven’t been twitter-banned!
Is there a tat you get when you get sent to Twitter Jail?
EmanG
Oh John, you’re such a scamp.
J R in WV
So seriously, someone wishing death from Covid-19 on Trump gets banned from Twitter, yet promising to kill AOC after raping her is OK?
That’s pretty sick, folks.
Glad I never signed up for Twitter.
I may have started a signup for Facebook back when it was a tiny startup, if so I don’t remember user name nor password. Pretty sure I never signed in and perhaps didn’t complete the account. Never use it even as a visitor, have their trackers blocked with multiple tools.
Barney
Since the recent tweet was specifically hoping he doesn’t die (and not sarcastically, because the prison term was explicit), that’s a fucked-up algorithm/poorly-paid Twitter moderator.
On the subject of Twitter jail, you can find yourself with bad company there: https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-president-trump-twitter-locked-ny-post-20201006-gnv5wacehfd5fantuv4hiv2rpm-story.html