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You are here: Home / Politics / Republican Stupidity / Could You Be The Dream That I Once Knew?

Could You Be The Dream That I Once Knew?

by @heymistermix.com|  July 11, 20107:46 pm| 23 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity, Teabagger Stupidity

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My obsession with NY-23 is probably getting tedious by now, but for those of you looking for a little good news might be interested in this column in the local media:

When I talk to GOP stalwarts — the kind of folks who are generally supporting Mr. Doheny — they express open skepticism about their ability to partner with the tea party activists who are supporting Doug Hoffman.

Nine out of eleven county committees have backed Mr. Doheny, often uncorking harsh criticism on Mr. Hoffman, his familiarity with their communities and issues.

Will they pivot to support Mr. Hoffman enthusiastically if he wins? It’s hard to imagine.

For the non-obsessed, Hoffman is the teabagger who lost last year’s special election to Democrat Bill Owens when Republicans in that R+1, historically Republican district split their votes between Hoffman and Republican nominee Dede Scozzfava. Doheny has been endorsed by the Republican establishment, and he and Hoffman will square off in the primary. Hoffman already has a third-party Conservative line on the ballot, so if Doheny wins the Republican primary, we’ll almost certainly see a replay of the special:

After last year’s disastrous special election effort, personalities, philosophies, and egos have become bitterly entangled.

Both sides seem firmly committed to their fratricidal battle, despite the threat of permanent marginalization.

If the Republican Party isn’t already dead as a political force in New York State, the teabaggers are putting a stake through its heart, burning it, and salting the earth so nothing with will grow.

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  1. 1.

    Chat Noir

    July 11, 2010 at 7:57 pm

    If the Republican Party isn’t already dead as a political force in New York State, the teabaggers are putting a stake through its heart, burning it, and salting the earth so nothing with grow.

    If only this could be the case throughout the country. I am so tired of hearing about these people like they have anything useful to add to the political discourse.

  2. 2.

    Bella Q

    July 11, 2010 at 7:59 pm

    Is it wrong for me to hope that this sort of intramural Republican foolishness spreads virally?

  3. 3.

    WereBear (itouch)

    July 11, 2010 at 8:06 pm

    It is fervently to be hoped, but these were NE Republicans, who are less crazy as a genus.

  4. 4.

    JGabriel

    July 11, 2010 at 8:08 pm

    … the teabaggers are putting a stake through [the NY GOP’s] heart, burning it, and salting the earth so nothing with grow.

    As a New Yorker, can I just say, “YAY!”

    .

  5. 5.

    Warren Terra

    July 11, 2010 at 8:09 pm

    “with grow” s/b “will grow” I think.

  6. 6.

    LosGatosCA

    July 11, 2010 at 8:09 pm

    i think the ‘salting’ thing is their favorite part.

  7. 7.

    Keith G

    July 11, 2010 at 8:20 pm

    Call me when they bury the body.

    I seem to remember in Nov 08 reading about near mortal wounds suffered by the GOP. People here and in other parts were down right giddy.

    Not only are they not dead, but….

  8. 8.

    jeffreyw

    July 11, 2010 at 8:35 pm

    oh please…oh please…

    Yay! I shall be released!

  9. 9.

    LosGatosCA

    July 11, 2010 at 8:38 pm

    .@Keith G:
    Reagan’s ‘moral majority’, Gingrich’s ‘angry white males’, Bush’s ‘evangelicals’ and now Armey’s ‘Teabaggers’.

    It’s the same cast of characters, like a re-curring but in these cases malevolent, Christopher Guest mockumentary.

    Phyllis Schafley sits on the podium behind Sarah Palin as the evil seeks a new host.

  10. 10.

    Persia

    July 11, 2010 at 8:39 pm

    @Keith G: It’s like The Sixth Sense. They don’t know they’re dead.

  11. 11.

    bleh

    July 11, 2010 at 8:44 pm

    Never ever assume that Republicans are spent as a political force.

    “Republicans always come home.” Or as Clinton said, “Republicans fall in line.”

    They are much more prone to consider voting as a duty. Most are authoritarians who recognize the benefits to themselves of authoritarianism. And many of them are simply deeply hateful, and they use their vote as an expression of their hatred, a motivation that is probably the most powerful in politics.

    Never count them out. Never assume they are tired, or defeated, or confused. You set yourself up for defeat if you do.

  12. 12.

    DougJ

    July 11, 2010 at 8:49 pm

    FWIW, I don’t think any of this is good for New York State. It will lead to either complete one party rule or mostly one party rule interrupted by short bursts of destructive tea bagging. Either way, it’s a step in the wrong direction.

  13. 13.

    Alex S.

    July 11, 2010 at 8:56 pm

    Maybe the Dems should split into a centrist party and a left party, to push the Republicans out of the “the other party”-slot.

  14. 14.

    mistermix

    July 11, 2010 at 9:09 pm

    @Warren Terra: Thanks

    @DougJ: I agree. The machine is an ugly thing.

  15. 15.

    Sly

    July 11, 2010 at 9:16 pm

    @bleh:

    With our national political institutions, that is correct. Republicans have some pretty stiff regulations that promote party unity inside the RNC and in the respective caucuses of Congress. You’ll get the occasional “anonymous RNC/NRCC/NRSC source” putting out a hit job on someone, but thats because they’re really the only outlet for intraparty squabbles.

    Outside the Beltway, and especially in the NE, all bets are off. Not only do Republicans lack these mechanisms at the local level, but election laws in states like New York, which allow for fusion tickets, actively work against a party that is suffering from internal feuds.

  16. 16.

    Lolis

    July 11, 2010 at 9:17 pm

    Balloon Juice was cited in this yahoo article. Did anyone see this?

    news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20100709/pl_yblog_upshot/washington-post-columnist-denounces-recess-ap…

  17. 17.

    Nick

    July 11, 2010 at 9:23 pm

    @DougJ: The plus side of one party rule is that the primaries become where you play and that can be a plus for progressives.

    I’m seeing it in NYC right now…progressives taking on the party machine because there’s really no risk of Republicans winning.

  18. 18.

    Sly

    July 11, 2010 at 9:26 pm

    Incidentally, nothing is stopping the NY GOP from creating a whole bunch of single-issue parties and using them to get independents through a fusion ticket. It was the only reason Fiorella La Guardia was able to dismantle the power of Tammany Hall back in the 1930s, and that was probably the strongest (and most corrupt) political machine in American history.

  19. 19.

    Nick

    July 11, 2010 at 10:50 pm

    @Sly:

    Incidentally, nothing is stopping the NY GOP from creating a whole bunch of single-issue parties and using them to get independents through a fusion ticket.

    there’s one thing…
    …Sarah Palin.

    the GOP would need to dissassociate itself from the national GOP in order to win the votes of independents in New York. I mean any Republican who cosponsors a bill like the Norris-LaGuardia Act would get my vote in a hot second.

    Keep in mind that in the 1930s, much of Queens and Manhattan was still voting Republican statewide and nationally.

  20. 20.

    DougJ

    July 12, 2010 at 12:14 am

    @Nick:

    Yes, I know there has been success with primaries in some municipal elections. But at the state level, the machine is too strong to let that happen, IMHO.

  21. 21.

    DougJ

    July 12, 2010 at 12:15 am

    @Sly:

    Interesting point.

  22. 22.

    carpeicthus

    July 12, 2010 at 1:20 am

    Bill Owens is the dad of my elementary school crush, so … good on you, Tea Baggers!

  23. 23.

    TenguPhule

    July 12, 2010 at 2:31 am

    Balloon Juice was cited in this yahoo article. Did anyone see this?

    Gotta love the *liberal* balloonjuice label they give.

    Everyone to the left of McCarthy are fucking liberals these days.

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