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You are here: Home / Justice / LGBTQ Rights / Gay Rights are Human Rights / Another Step Forward

Another Step Forward

by John Cole|  March 15, 20125:21 pm| 22 Comments

This post is in: Gay Rights are Human Rights

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Good news:

Michael Fitzgerald, an out gay California lawyer, received overwhelming approval today from the U.S. Senate, with a 91-6 vote, for his nomination to serve as a federal judge on the U.S. District Court for the Central District of California — making him the fourth out LGBT federal, lifetime-tenured judge in the nation.

Fitzgerald’s confirmation will make him the first out LGBT Article III judge serving outside of New York City. Article III judges — referencing the judicial powers detailed in the Constitution — are nominated by the president, given consent by the Senate to serve and have lifetime tenure.

The arc of history…

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  1. 1.

    Matthew Reid Krell

    March 15, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    An (admittedly small) advantage to filling judicial vacancies: those judges hire clerks, and they move dockets. This means that more lawyers like me can have gainful employment!

    Is it wrong that that was my first thought when I heard about the deal for nominees?

  2. 2.

    David Koch

    March 15, 2012 at 5:27 pm

    tHIS pROVES bARRY iS a hOMOPHOBE

    rON pAUL 2012

  3. 3.

    taylormattd

    March 15, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    Off topic, some DougJ bait from Thomas of Friedman: seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/opinion/2017751008_friedman15.html

    When the private sector overwhelms the public, you get the 2008 subprime crisis. When the public overwhelms the private, you get choking regulations.

  4. 4.

    Ash Can

    March 15, 2012 at 5:30 pm

    I wonder if this had anything to do with this. (OK, no, I don’t really.)

    And yes, it’s great news.

  5. 5.

    cmorenc

    March 15, 2012 at 5:30 pm

    When the first LGBT federal judge in South Carolina is appointed and confirmed, now THAT will be progress. I can think of one prominent potential candidate who the citizens of SC already seem to have approved of…

  6. 6.

    dmsilev

    March 15, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    Don’t forget to mention that his nomination was filibustered for months by the assholes in the GOP Senate caucus. Not because he was gay, but because Obama had the nerve to nominate someone, anyone, for a judgeship.

  7. 7.

    Poopyman

    March 15, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    (Commented into the wrong thread, dammit!)

  8. 8.

    David Koch

    March 15, 2012 at 5:33 pm

    Sully says last night’s State Dinner was just crawing with teh ghay.

    There were several openly gay couples present, which is change you really can believe in, and we entered with the future HRC head, Chad Griffin and his boyfriend.

  9. 9.

    redshirt

    March 15, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    I’m more amazed they approved a judge, let alone a gay one.

  10. 10.

    TaMara (BHF)

    March 15, 2012 at 5:38 pm

    That made my day a little better.

  11. 11.

    The Sailor

    March 15, 2012 at 5:38 pm

    What dmsilev said.

  12. 12.

    Schlemizel

    March 15, 2012 at 5:42 pm

    I’m old enough to remember stories of the fist ‘negro’ X or the first since reconstruction. It made me feel like as a nation we could move from the dark into the bright sunshine of human rights. There have been many dark passages since then but stuff like this makes me think Dr. King may have been right about the arc of history.

  13. 13.

    shortstop

    March 15, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    @Matthew Reid Krell: No, but you probably shouldn’t put it on the intertubes under your real name.

  14. 14.

    J.A.F. Rusty Shackleford

    March 15, 2012 at 5:49 pm

    Just words!

  15. 15.

    Matthew Reid Krell

    March 15, 2012 at 6:03 pm

    @shortstop: A fair point. But I struggle to keep myself from being an internet asshole. Using my real name helps keep me accountable.

  16. 16.

    RossinDetroit

    March 15, 2012 at 6:25 pm

    Anyone make the Gerald Fitzmichael joke yet? No? Then it’s me.

    Progress happens in small steps with a slip and a fall here and there. Women are fighting again for what they won 40 years ago. But the culture seems to be loosening up just a little on homosexuality. One thing to be glad about today.

  17. 17.

    daveX99

    March 15, 2012 at 6:36 pm

    redshirt beat me to it: I was less surprised by the fact that this judge is out (but pleased), than by the fact that the senate actually held a vote!

  18. 18.

    Ozymandias, King of Ants

    March 15, 2012 at 7:37 pm

    @taylormattd:

    When the public overwhelms the private, you get choking regulations.

    I agree wholeheartedly. It is overwhelming for the government to tell me who or what I can or cannot choke

    Also too: “I object to all this sex on television. I mean–I keep falling off.”

  19. 19.

    SFAW

    March 15, 2012 at 7:50 pm

    Congrats to Judge Fitzgerald, but I’m waiting to see what happens to the first openly atheist nominee.

    Normally, I’d look it up to see if there already is one, but I’m Goldberging it tonight. (I was going to write “Pantloading it”, but for some reason, that wording looked as foul as Jonah hisself.)

  20. 20.

    SFAW

    March 15, 2012 at 7:53 pm

    When the private sector overwhelms the public, you get the 2008 subprime crisis. When the public overwhelms the private, you get choking regulations.

    Not quite as word-salad-y as your standard Palinism, but certainly makes as little sense as she does.

  21. 21.

    Quincy

    March 15, 2012 at 8:01 pm

    Obama deserves credit for making a concerted effort to appoint judges from minority groups, especially female judges (not technically a demographic minority, but severely underrepresented on the bench). The power to appoint judges might be the most important reason to re-elect Obama. All of this talk about the Democrats benefiting from the much-discussed impending demographic shift is meaningless if progressive legislation will be struck down in court for the next 30 years. I’ve heard liberals in the legal community complain about Obama not using his two SCOTUS appointments to install outspoken liberals who would articulate a liberal legal philosophy to compete with strict constructionism on the right. We don’t need that. We just need the judiciary to be stocked with something other than the authoritarian assholes the conservatives appoint. The demographic shift isn’t coming to Alabama or Mississippi any time soon. The only way to protect women, racial minorities and LGBT individuals in those states is through a judiciary that doesn’t view the 10th amendment as an opportunity to protect neo-feudalism.

  22. 22.

    Lihtox

    March 15, 2012 at 8:30 pm

    I’m just impressed that they actually confirmed somebody. :O

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