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There is no compromise when it comes to body autonomy. You either have it or you do not.

Marge, god is saying you’re stupid.

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The unpunished coup was a training exercise.

The Supreme Court cannot be allowed to become the ultimate, unaccountable arbiter of everything.

You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.

No one could have predicted…

We’re watching the self-immolation of the leading world power on a level unprecedented in human history.

Let’s bury these fuckers at the polls 2 years from now.

Every decision we make has lots of baggage with it, known or unknown.

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

You would normally have to try pretty hard to self-incriminate this badly.

… gradually, and then suddenly.

if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

The low info voters probably won’t even notice or remember by their next lap around the goldfish bowl.

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Known as Jewish Steel on Balloon Juicel, Alex Smith wrote at Balloon Juice in 2018.

Jewish Steel

I’ll Hide My Shoe Somewhere Near Your Shirttail

by Jewish Steel|  December 9, 20182:00 pm| 12 Comments

This post is in: Music, Open Threads, OLD MAN YELLS AT CLOUDS

Here is a little gem that figured into a couple of mixtapes a friend made me way back when mixtapes were actually tapes. I remembered the words and the exuberant strumming style, but I’ll be damned if I could ever have pulled the un-bluesman-like name of Doug Quattlebaum (“Have you met my accountant?”) out of long-term storage.

But with scant information I found this quickly on YouTube. It’s funny to think how hard-won this kind of musical knowledge used to be. Hours of haunting out-of-the-way record stores, cultivating a collection of fellow-traveler weirdos, keeping an ever expanding inventory of lusted-for albums ready to mind. You might even have to read a book or two to get up to speed. And the only way to hear these hidden treasures was to be within earshot of a physical copy of a recording.

I would have to say I prefer, no, vastly prefer being able to hear virtually anything I can think of on demand. But, and I know this is a commonplace sentiment, I’m certain I don’t appreciate the triumph of discovery, the revelation of finding something really superior nearly as much as when it was a demanding and sometimes expensive quest.

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Try Try Try To Understand

by Jewish Steel|  November 24, 201811:01 pm| 61 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Oh, no! Not Ricky Jay. He was awesome. 72 seems kind of young, but I think he lived a pretty full life.

There is a whole bunch of his stuff on Youtube. If you’re not familiar with his work, treat yourself.

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Now Be Thankful

by Jewish Steel|  November 22, 20182:00 pm| 162 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Warning! Flaming Hot Take Ahead: Thanksgiving is the least musical holiday. Apart from one very long “song” that I don’t think anyone under the age of 40 is aware of, when you think of Thanksgiving, no music springs to mind. Can you think of a song that even mentions Thanksgiving? If you say The Cranberries are a Thanksgiving band I will come to your house and make you pay for what you done said.

In order to satisfy my own curiosity I had to see if The Cranberries were a “the” band or just Cranberries. Some bands will try to pull that on you. I’m glad I did because otherwise I’d never know Google’s opinion on the matter. Burt Reynolds, huh?

And as long as we’re being bold, let me say that since I predicted a 40-seat net gain in Congress and came pretty close, I am back in the prognostication game: It’s going to be Beto.

 

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Roy Clark 1933-2018

by Jewish Steel|  November 15, 20184:43 pm| 63 Comments

This post is in: Music, Open Threads, RIP

Hi, everybody! Jewish Steel here. How’ve you been?

By a strange coincidence I was just watching this the other day. I was expecting some virtuoso hillbilly guitar. What I was not expecting was Steve Martinesque anti-comedy. Where there aren’t jokes necessarily, but the humor is in the stupidity, surprising turns, and flashes of insight contained in the material itself. I was kind of shocked at the sophistication of it all.

 

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Let Me Tell You ‘Bout Your Blood, Bamboo Kid

by Jewish Steel|  July 8, 20182:00 pm| 33 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

If I had been more on my game for Independence Day, I might have suggested Joe Strummer’s 1989 album Earthquake Weather. It was supposedly the product of a renewed sense of confidence in his powers which may indeed be true, but according to his biography by Chris Salewicz (a real ox-stunner at 600+ pages!) he was a habitual weed-smoker. While I am totally down to Legalize It, we can also be (ahem) clear-eyed about what it can do to one’s sense of motivation. Rock legends can work to whatever schedule pleases them, anyhow.

I would have recommended it because it is a very American-feeling album, in the same sense that Big Audio Dynamite feels European. It’s made with an all-American cast of musicians, apart from Joe, some of whom you might recognize from the film Repo Man. Strummer writes about American politics and cars and highways and diners and dive bars and jazz. The traditional stuff non-Americans gawk at. For someone with such a reputation of being a punk rock teller of hard truths, Strummer’s lyrics are quite dazzlingly poetic. They are beat-like, too, and don’t always make a lot of linear sense. Fine by me! They fit the music like a glove.

The music is Clash-level quality. It’s even got a reggae cover. Strummer’s later solo albums had great moments, but I don’t think he ever sustained as high a quality of songwriting subsequently. Every time I would teach a Jimmy Buffet song  to some grey-faced office worker, florescent-light-sick and lusting after some color, chaos, and sunshine, I would think of how Strummer’s Island Hopping captured everything Buffet had ever done more vividly and tunefully and in under three minutes. And the pity of the fact that, too late to cash in on Combat Rock and too early for Grunge which it resembles more than a little, this splendid album got overlooked.

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If I Find You Been Creepin’ ‘Round My Backstairs

by Jewish Steel|  July 6, 20183:44 pm| 144 Comments

This post is in: Crock Pot Craziness, Election 2018, Open Threads

“I have broken more Elton John records, he seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really we do it without like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical: the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth. Right? The brain, more important than the mouth, is the brain. The brain is much more important.”

Christ almighty.

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Thousand Dollar Car

by Jewish Steel|  July 4, 20182:00 pm| 62 Comments

This post is in: Music, Open Threads, Clown car

I think it is uniquely American, what with our hostility to public transportation outside of the big cities, that we force the working poor to buy rotten old cars to shamble around in. My best thousand dollar car was a $500 canary yellow 1979 Pinto that I took all over the West in the summer of 1989. It was still running when I sold it in 1994.

On this Fourth of July let’s remember the tenuous grasp on Independence our less than reliable friends gave us long ago.

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