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Thursday Evening Open Thread: Repubs Prepping for Tonight’s SotU

by Anne Laurie|  March 7, 20247:43 pm| 119 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Stupidity, Clown car

This happens before every Biden debate and SOTU. They spend all year telling people that he’s old and senile and can’t put two sentences together, then the day of the event he’s a maniacal deceptive genius. pic.twitter.com/lg5cpIugLE

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 7, 2024

Mike Johnson has reportedly implored his Members not to behave like classless asses again during the SOTU tonight and they will listen to him about that as much as they do about everything else.

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 7, 2024

Some House Republicans are dismissing Speaker Johnson's calls for decorum during the State of the Union tonight.

Rep. Lauren Boebert told me: “I don’t even promise my pastor I’m going to hold back in church.

And MTG says: "Decorum broke a long time ago."

— Melanie Zanona (@MZanona) March 7, 2024

I vote the Secret Service have a super-soaker on hand for ‘Just Us’ Alito, assuming he shows up…

I think Joe needs to have a super soaker on hand to handle the hecklers.

— SnarkTank (@TheSnarkTank99) March 7, 2024

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Thursday Evening Open Thread: Our Failed Major Media, (Pretend) Impeachment Edition

by Anne Laurie|  November 2, 20235:12 pm| 28 Comments

This post is in: Our Failed Media Experiment, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Venality, Clown car

Here we go again…

After abandoning a floor vote on an inquiry, holding a single clown show hearing that went kersplat!, and an inability to define an impeachable offense, let alone provide any evidence whatsoever, they are now close to a "point of decision"??

— Chris, plant person (@cgillespie62) November 2, 2023

But you didn't ask what that impeachment would even be about?

— Queerhawk 🏳️‍🌈 | 🇺🇦| 🛡 (@alwaysadorecats) November 2, 2023

I mean, people posing as journalists are certainly entitled to feign abject stupidity in the service of cultivating powerful Republican sources.

Free speech and all.

But that behavior it itself far more newsworthy than the evidence-free impeachment.

— emptywheel (@emptywheel) November 2, 2023

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Saturday Morning Open Thread: Vacation Weekend

by Anne Laurie|  September 3, 20227:07 am| 223 Comments

This post is in: Biden Administration in Action, President Biden, Proud to Be A Democrat, Clown car

Saturday Morning Open Thread 15

(h/t Siubhan Duinne)

Biden and FLOTUS leave White House for Camp David for Labor Day weekend pic.twitter.com/kp34bnWOS2

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) September 2, 2022

"The bottom line is jobs are up, wages are up, people are back to work. And we're seeing some signs that inflation may be — may be, I'm not over promising — may be beginning to ease," Biden says at the White House, reading from prepared remarks on the jobs report

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) September 2, 2022

A few easy laughs from the recent plethora of Konservative Klown Kar banana-peel pratfalls:

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CPAC Malign Clown Car Open Thread: Burning Man Resentment

by Anne Laurie|  February 27, 20216:57 pm| 69 Comments

This post is in: GOP Death Cult, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Trumpery, Clown car

CPAC Clown Car Open Thread:  Burning <del>Man</del> Resentment

(Jeff Danziger via GoComics.com)

CPAC is now Burning Man for people who commit tax fraud

— sean hannity's bottomless pasta pass (@MenshevikM) February 26, 2021

CPAC’s always been a grift bazaar — excuse me, celebration of capitalism. But until a couple years ago, it was also a gathering where the old pros could parade their laurels and the young hopefuls could strut their stuff, like a right-wing political ComicCon. Post-Trump, it’s reduced to one of those flea-market-adjacent ‘popular culture shows’ where you can buy signed photos with Scott Baio’s understudy, two of the recurring characters from the Dukes of Hazzard, or Clint Eastwood’s orangutan wrangler…

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Repubs in Disarray! Open Thread (You *Don’t* Hate to See It)

by Anne Laurie|  January 4, 202111:52 pm| 51 Comments

This post is in: GOP Death Cult, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, Clown car, Schadenfreude

Bitter GOP split upends the pomp as a new Congress takes over https://t.co/vfptmw7WmJ

— DonnaCassata (@DonnaCassata) January 4, 2021

His members keep this clownshow up, Very Serious People are gonna start questioning #MoscowMitch’s political talents…

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Open Thread: New Hampshire Winnows the Field, Slightly

by Anne Laurie|  February 11, 20209:46 pm| 257 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, Open Threads, Clown car

Polls opened here in #Londonderry at 6AM. One voter told me she was the 1,501 person to vote. Steady turnout so far this morning! #NHPrimary pic.twitter.com/dv5ZvkSmBX

— Monica Ricci (@MonicaWWLP) February 11, 2020

NEW – @AndrewYang is dropping out. Late last night, we sat for an exclusive interview about what’s next for him, what he wants out of the Yang Gang and what the other candidates need to learn from his https://t.co/L6oSkr0mK5

— Edward-Isaac Dovere (@IsaacDovere) February 12, 2020

NEW – @MichaelBennet is dropping out too. “Whether you knew it or not, we were having a great time together,” he says of New Hampshire in Concord. “Tonight is not going to be our night. But let me say this to New Hampshire. You may see me once again.” pic.twitter.com/jsHE4gb9Dc

— Edward-Isaac Dovere (@IsaacDovere) February 12, 2020

I’m sure Bennet is a fine Senator, and may even become president in some less fraught year, assuming we survive this one. And Andrew Yang… meant well. But with a better signal-to-noise ratio, maybe Kamala Harris and/or Cory Booker and/or Julian Castro are still in the race right now. So my sympathy for these guys is limited.

Take a hint, Deval Patrick. Maybe Mike Bloomberg will offer you a cabinet position, if you drop out and endorse him before Super Tuesday.

Hardly worth complaining about Tom ThStheyer, because only the threat of violence or a big on-camera french kiss from Bernie could get him to go away now, and I’m not sure about the first one.

One thing remains true: No one really knows what’s going to happen. Let the voters vote.

— laura olin (@lauraolin) February 12, 2020

NOT DEAD YET:

It really doesn't get sadder than this. https://t.co/V5rkLidgpK

— German Lopez (@germanrlopez) February 12, 2020

Reminder: NH Is for Ratfvckers –

"I hear a lot of Republicans tomorrow will vote for the weakest candidate possible of the Democrats," Trump says of the crossover primary in NH, where independents can vote in either primary.

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) February 11, 2020

Horse-race touts, of course, are lovin’ it.

NEW from me on the coming war of attrition and why this Democratic field is so flawed that even Biden still has a chance https://t.co/8TX0KZ0Ooz

— Ryan Lizza (@RyanLizza) February 11, 2020

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Election Year Open Thread: Cancel Iowa

by Anne Laurie|  January 19, 20204:51 pm| 204 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads, Clown car

I’m sorry, Iowans, you’re lovely people and I’m sure you mean well, but this is not an optimal way to select the leadership for a country as large and diverse as ours. Because the rest of us are tired of finding euphemisms — unpredictable! — for the fact that too many of you are actually insulated from the effects of your choices:

This doesn’t surprise me. It’s politics as lifehack. She’s looking for One Weird Trick that will solve all of America’s problems. Revolution! MAGA! A gay millennial! The only surprise is that she’s not supporting Yang, the ultimate lifehack candidate. https://t.co/fGwOK1wFlv

— Steve M. (@nomoremister) January 17, 2020

There is a common thread through all of that—the willingness to vote for a white-nationalist president, and her utter disregard for her vote’s effect on Trump’s targets. She is using his re-election like a gun pointed at the head of a hostage. Pick my guy, or the country gets it.

— Jamil Smith (@JamilSmith) January 16, 2020

Great anecdote here capturing the chronically indecisive Iowa voter: a Buttigieg *canvasser* still thinking about Warren https://t.co/FpH0NJKfe1

— Bill Scher (@billscher) January 14, 2020

And, no, you’re not responsible for the DNC’s weirder efforts to please all its warring factions, but if we weren’t all fixated on your antiquated caucus system (yes, and NH’s cranky insistence on being FRIST IN THE NATION, forty-nine other states be damned), the DNC would have a much more practical path…

(AP) — For the first time, the Iowa Democratic Party will report three sets of results from the party’s presidential caucuses. And there is no guarantee that all three will show the same winner.
(from @AP) https://t.co/9CKr64MWYL

— Stephen Ohlemacher (@stephenatap) January 16, 2020

NEW from me and @POLITICO_Steve: Iowa Dems are bracing for a messy caucus night with potentially more than one candidate claiming victory. https://t.co/fX1ROYlSOB

— Natasha Korecki (@natashakorecki) January 16, 2020

… “I think that people need to idle their engines a little bit,” says Penny Rosfjord, an Iowa Democratic Party district chair. “A caucus was never meant to be smooth; it’s kind of a messy process. It’s not a straightforward, check a box and move on.”…

In Iowa, approximately 30% of registered voters are Democrats.

Of that number, approximately 15% participate in caucuses.

4.5% of Iowa’s population participates in the Dem caucus.

Hardly representative of the state let alone the country.

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) January 9, 2020

My hot take on this is that the more spinnable the results are for multiple campaigns, the more Iowa’s value as an electoral tastemaker diminishes. https://t.co/9fympWdrFB

— Matt Pearce ?? (@mattdpearce) January 16, 2020

Of course, it’s never easy to give up a perceived entitlement...

Counterpoint from other readers: “Democrats have tried to make them accessible. Blame the national party.”
“Sour grapes?”
“It’s on the candidates to try to sway the voting populace by getting out and campaigning.” #iacaucus https://t.co/ouaaxiZDLZ

— Bleeding Heartland (@LauraRBelin) January 6, 2020

… but once you’ve laid down this burden, we’ll all be happier voters!

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