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I can not believe it

by John Cole|  June 11, 20024:49 pm| Leave a Comment

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I can not believe it has been a week since I wrote my last post, and things have been nuttier than ever here. Since I last wrote, my best friend has had an emergency appendectomy (thank goodness he is a nurse and went to the ER in time), my good friend had an uncle go into the hospital with a massive heart attack, and I was in a car wreck in which the car was a total wreck. I got out with a sore back and a sore neck. At any rate, my string of good luck continues, but I am not giving up. It is summer, so I was away my blues with frozen drinks, good music, and salsa. Corona works well too, as well as copious amounts of Don Eduardo tequila.

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Thank everyone for all the

by John Cole|  June 5, 200211:13 am| Leave a Comment

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Thank everyone for all the kind emails. I am still waiting for internet access (and cable tv, and a parking place, and trying to find a washer and dryer that will fit in the miniscule space I have allotted for the machine, etc.). I have a consulting gig on Friday, so I have much going on right now, but I expect to be back in the saddle on Monday.

Thanks again for the nice letters.

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I am not dead. I

by John Cole|  June 4, 20023:18 am| Leave a Comment

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I am not dead.

I just want to get that clear. I have not been posting for a month, and it has been one of the wildest, weirdest, and worst months of my life. I have moved, made some other major changes, found a job, and my sister got arrested for possession of heroin when no one in the family knew she was even using. I am not kidding about the last part, and boy is a junkie sister in jail a real test of true family values. It looks like we might be able to get her back into rehab (back??- I will explain all later), and I should have internet access by this week-end. Other than that, for those of you who have never read me before, I have a chip on my shoulder and should be back to normal soon. For those of you who are used to me- expect more of the same and a site re-design soon. I swear.

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The students are slowly leaving,

by John Cole|  May 10, 20028:48 pm| Leave a Comment

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The students are slowly leaving, and I am thrilled. One more exam to give tomorrow, grades due Monday, and then expect to see a boatload more out of me- including a site-redesign.

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I am not sure if

by John Cole|  May 1, 20025:14 pm| Leave a Comment

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I am not sure if any of you have seen it yet, but the new morning crew after Imus on MSNBC is just awful. I think it is Alex Witt and Rick Sanchez, and they are just hideous. Nothing like letting your personal opinions getting in the way of the news.

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This may be Jonah Goldberg’s

by John Cole|  May 1, 20024:19 pm| Leave a Comment

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This may be Jonah Goldberg’s best ever.

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I have 500 blogs to

by John Cole|  April 29, 200210:25 pm| Leave a Comment

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I have 500 blogs to read since I have been away/busy for two weeks. I will post more tomorrow night.

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