• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓
  • ←
  • →

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

… pundit janitors mopping up after the GOP

Bad news for Ron DeSantis is great news for America.

How can republicans represent us when they don’t trust women?

They’re not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

Speaking of republicans, is there a way for a political party to declare intellectual bankruptcy?

When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

The next time the wall street journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

And we’re all out of bubblegum.

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

If you are in line to indict donald trump, stay in line.

Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.

The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

It’s all just conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership.

Republicans don’t trust women.

When do we start airlifting the women and children out of Texas?

I did not have this on my fuck 2022 bingo card.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

White supremacy is terrorism.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

Putin dreamed of ending NATO, and now it’s Finnish-ed.

Mobile Menu

  • Winnable House Races
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • Balloon Juice 2023 Pet Calendar (coming soon)
  • COVID-19 Coronavirus
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • War in Ukraine
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • 2021-22 Fundraising!
You are here: Home / Open Threads / I am not dead. I

I am not dead. I

by John Cole|  June 4, 20023:18 am| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Open Threads

FacebookTweetEmail

I am not dead.

I just want to get that clear. I have not been posting for a month, and it has been one of the wildest, weirdest, and worst months of my life. I have moved, made some other major changes, found a job, and my sister got arrested for possession of heroin when no one in the family knew she was even using. I am not kidding about the last part, and boy is a junkie sister in jail a real test of true family values. It looks like we might be able to get her back into rehab (back??- I will explain all later), and I should have internet access by this week-end. Other than that, for those of you who have never read me before, I have a chip on my shoulder and should be back to normal soon. For those of you who are used to me- expect more of the same and a site re-design soon. I swear.

FacebookTweetEmail
Previous Post: « The students are slowly leaving,
Next Post: Thank everyone for all the »

Comments are closed.

Primary Sidebar

Recent Comments

  • 206inKY on Odds & Ends Open Thread (Sep 21, 2023 @ 4:23am)
  • 206inKY on Everything Still Sucks (Sep 21, 2023 @ 4:04am)
  • Fair Economist on Everything Still Sucks (Sep 21, 2023 @ 4:03am)
  • Ruckus on Wednesday Evening Open Thread: Senator Fetterman Is Good At His Job (Sep 21, 2023 @ 3:34am)
  • opiejeanne on Everything Still Sucks (Sep 21, 2023 @ 3:27am)

🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

Balloon Juice Posts

View by Topic
View by Author
View by Month & Year
View by Past Author

Featuring

Medium Cool
Artists in Our Midst
Authors in Our Midst
We All Need A Little Kindness
What Has Biden Done for You Lately?

Balloon Juice Meetups!

All Meetups
Talk of Meetups – Meetup Planning

Fundraising 2023-24

Wis*Dems Supreme Court + SD-8

Calling All Jackals

Site Feedback
Nominate a Rotating Tag
Submit Photos to On the Road
Balloon Juice Mailing List Signup
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Links)
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Posts)

Twitter / Spoutible

Balloon Juice (Spoutible)
WaterGirl (Spoutible)
TaMara (Spoutible)
John Cole
DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
Betty Cracker
Tom Levenson
TaMara
David Anderson
Major Major Major Major
ActualCitizensUnited

Join the Fight!

Join the Fight Signup Form
All Join the Fight Posts

Balloon Juice for Ukraine

Donate

Cole & Friends Learn Español

Introductory Post
Cole & Friends Learn Español

Site Footer

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Comment Policy
  • Our Authors
  • Blogroll
  • Our Artists
  • Privacy Policy

Copyright © 2023 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc

Share this ArticleLike this article? Email it to a friend!

Email sent!