• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓
  • ←
  • →

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

This isn’t Democrats spending madly. This is government catching up.

If you cannot answer whether trump lost the 2020 election, you are unfit for office.

A tremendous foreign policy asset… to all of our adversaries.

Usually wrong but never in doubt

Hell hath no fury like a farmer bankrupted.

One of our two political parties is a cult whose leader admires Vladimir Putin.

You passed on an opportunity to be offended? What are you even doing here?

No one could have predicted…

You cannot love your country only when you win.

Welcome to day five of every-bit-as-bad-as-you-thought-it-would-be.

“Perhaps I should have considered other options.” (head-desk)

So many bastards, so little time.

It’s pointless to bring up problems that can only be solved with a time machine.

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

Impressively dumb. Congratulations.

the 10% who apparently lack object permanence

Well, whatever it is, it’s better than being a Republican.

Hey Washington Post, “Democracy Dies in Darkness” was supposed to be a warning, not a mission statement.

The gop is a fucking disgrace.

“Alexa, change the president.”

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

Mobile Menu

  • 4 Directions VA 2025 Raffle
  • 2025 Activism
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • 2025 Activism
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • Targeted Fundraising!
You are here: Home / Open Threads / EMI pays 28 million to

EMI pays 28 million to

by John Cole|  January 23, 20029:01 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Open Threads

FacebookTweetEmail

EMI pays 28 million to Mariah Carey so she WILL NOT sing for them.

I think they got screwed. I will not sing for them for significantly less.

FacebookTweetEmail
Previous Post: « ‘Europeans’ chime in on “Why
Next Post: Reuters is reporting that Enron »

Comments are closed.

Primary Sidebar

On The Road - lashonharangue - Costa Rica - Part 3 5
Image by lashonharangue (12/7/25)

2026 Pets of Balloon Juice Calendar

PLEASE REVIEW YOUR INFO ASAP

Recent Comments

  • Gloria DryGarden on Tom Stoppard, High-Culture Influencer (Dec 7, 2025 @ 5:26pm)
  • ThresherK on Taking a Break from the News (Respite Open Thread) (Dec 7, 2025 @ 5:22pm)
  • Gloria DryGarden on Tom Stoppard, High-Culture Influencer (Dec 7, 2025 @ 5:09pm)
  • StringOnAStick on Sunday Morning Garden Chat: Desert Yardscaping (Dec 7, 2025 @ 5:01pm)
  • WTFGhost on Cold Grey Dawn Open Thread: One Hopes for An Extinction Burst (Dec 7, 2025 @ 4:54pm)

Balloon Juice Posts

View by Topic
View by Author
View by Month & Year
View by Past Author

Featuring

Medium Cool
Artists in Our Midst
Authors in Our Midst
On Artificial Intelligence (7-part series)

🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

Calling All Jackals

Site Feedback
Nominate a Rotating Tag
Submit Photos to On the Road
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Links)
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Posts)
Fix Nyms with Apostrophes

Balloon Juice Mailing List Signup

Social Media

Balloon Juice
WaterGirl
TaMara
John Cole
DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
Betty Cracker
Tom Levenson
David Anderson
Major Major Major Major
DougJ NYT Pitchbot
mistermix
Rose Judson (podcast)

Site Footer

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Comment Policy
  • Our Authors
  • Blogroll
  • Our Artists
  • Privacy Policy

Copyright © 2025 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc

Share this ArticleLike this article? Email it to a friend!

Email sent!