The Best Office Memo Ever
This memo was in my box when I came to work today:
7/31/02
To: Department Rumor Mill
From: ***NAME WITHHELD***
Since it took less than 24 hours to foment a great deal of gossip
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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.
Take your GOP plan out of the witness protection program.
It’s the corruption, stupid.
Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.
Come on, man.
When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.
A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires
The GOP couldn’t organize an orgy in a whorehouse with a fist full of 50s.
Reality always lies in wait for … Democrats.
People are complicated. Love is not.
Let us savor the impending downfall of lawless scoundrels who richly deserve the trouble barreling their way.
You can’t love your country only when you win.
Shallow, uninformed, and lacking identity
Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?
A lot of Dems talk about what the media tells them to talk about. Not helpful.
When do the post office & the dmv weigh in on the wuhan virus?
Don’t expect peaches from an apple tree.
Only Democrats have agency, apparently.
The next time the wall street journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.
Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.
Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.
No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.
New McCarthy, same old McCarthyism.
Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”
Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.
