Finally, Something for Major League Soccer to be happy about:
Archives for July 2002
Posting will be light this
Posting will be light this week (as if you did not already know this from the absence of posts), as I am out of town teaching and have very little time to post (plus I hat this 56k connection). One general thought:
The Democrats really saved us some time today. Since they attacked the President’s speech on corporate responsibility BEFORE he gave it, it should be clear to everyone that they have already made their minds up about every issue and every thing the President stands for or might in the future stand for- they oppose it.
It was a refreshing bit of honesty and openness on their parts. Now we can really dismiss anything they say as pure partisan politics. Let’s try it and see how well we can predict future Democratic reactions.
Future Bush Energy Policy:
Bush is in bed with big busiiness, he wants to put arsenic in water, we can not drill our way into a surplus of energy, there are not enough tax cuts for alternative energy programs, Bush is in bed with Detroit and will not raise CAFE standards.
Bush Judicial Nominees
This person is an arch conservative. He cuts holes into all of his white pillow cases. He gassed the truck that dragged James Byrd. If he is elected, women and minorities will lose the right to vote, and he will allow legislation to stand as constitutional that would require the jack-hammering of all handicap accessible ramps. He wants to execute retarded jaywalkers. He is against abortion even in the case of pregnancies brought on by a gang rape perpetrated by HIV infected men.
See- It is easy. Just take any position or idea Bush might have, and then insert the most ridiculous, vile, and offensive arguments you can muster or the Democrats have mustered in the past, and you have their argument before they present it. Then, when they actually present their argument, you have a humorous checklist to cross reference.
This is McAuliffe’s winning strategy for November? Perhaps I can help them with a slogan-
Democrats 2002- We Oppose!
One more thing: Why is it that anytime I hear a Senator say “Democrats and Republicans both support this legislation but the President opposes it,” I know that what the person means is “50 Democrats and John McCain support this.” Why is he even in the party anymore, and why does the press adore him? Other than his association with the Keating Five, almost failing out of the Naval Academy, smashing several government jets and being unfortunate enough to be a POW, and the HIDEOUS attempt at curtailing free-speech that was disguised as Campaign Finance, what has this man accomplished? Try to think of one piece of meaningful legislation. Yeah, I thought so. Maybe they like him for his semi-annual melanoma awareness. Shrug.
Will Warren has his own
Will Warren has his own special tribute for the Fourth of July. Here is a smidgeon:
Freedom of Speech
Born to thinking, feeling, speaking,
Each contains a universe;
Larger still the realm they’re seeking,
Forged from sparks of minds diverse.
Freedom of Conscience
All are born to own their sinning,
Born to raise their highest prayers,
Errors large or progress winning,
Most importantly, it’s theirs.
The Rule of Law
Search in vain for unchecked power
Bringing forth a lasting peace,
Freedom grows in law’s sweet bower,
Fencing out a king’s caprice.
One of the things I
One of the things I love about America is how people celebrate common holidays in their own unique way. For example:
Google has their lettering done in the style of an American Flag.
The normally black and white Drudge has red and blue lettering.
William Quick has a copy of the Declaration up.
Lileks has a wonderful bleat up about grocery stores and how we are just the best damn country in the world.
Steve Den Beste has a touching and disturbing photo montage from September 11th.
When I finally go outside and brave the god awful heat, I will be treated to flags hanging everywhere, pudgy people in tight red white and blue t-shirts, fireworks, parades, and all sorts of other displays. What a country.
Go fuck yourself, John Pilger
FOR 101 days, Royal Marines have been engaged in a farcical operation as mercenaries of the United States whose lawlessness now qualifies it as the world’s leading rogue state.
Shooting at shadows, and the occasional tribesman, blowing up mounds of dirt and displaying “captured” arms for the media, all have been part of the Marines’ humiliating role in Afghanistan – a role foisted upon them by the Blair government, whose deference to and collusion with the Bush gang has become a parody of the imperial courtier.
Gang is not an exaggeration. The word, in my dictionary, means “a group of people working together for criminal, disreputable ends”. That describes accurately George W Bush and those who write his speeches and make his decisions and who, since their rise to power, have undermined the very basis of international law.
These people are just nauseating.
Sun. Pool. French Cut Bikinis.
Sun. Pool. French Cut Bikinis. Daquiris. BBQ. I will be back on the 5th.
God Bless the U.S.
Life Imitates Farce BRUSSELS, Belgium
BRUSSELS, Belgium — The European Commission has attacked as “beneath contempt” a campaign in Britain against the euro currency featuring Nazi dictator Adolf Hitler.
Cinemas in Britain began showing on Wednesday the ad in which British actor Rik Mayall appears dressed as Hitler, parodies his famous salute and declares: “Ein Volk! Ein Reich! Ein Euro!” (one people, one empire, one euro).
Amusing that they come out harder against comic spoofs using dictators than they do against ACTUAL genocidal maniacs. Like Hitler. Or Milosevic. Or Arafat. Or Mugabe.