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You are here: Home / Humorous / Is That a Rocket in Your Pocket

Is That a Rocket in Your Pocket

by John Cole|  May 5, 20031:37 pm| Leave a Comment

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Here is one possible solution to airline security problems:

First Nude Flight Leaves Miami Bound For Cancun

When the flight reached cruising altitude, 87 passengers took off more than their seat belts — they removed their clothes.

The nude flight, billed by organizers as the first one of its kind, took off Saturday afternoon from Miami International Airport, headed for Cancun.

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