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Fantastic Five

by John Cole|  July 27, 20031:07 pm| 4 Comments

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American AND Texan. Heh.

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  1. 1.

    michele

    July 27, 2003 at 8:00 pm

    Just wanted to stop by and thank you for hanging out last night. The good conversation made it easier to stay awake for the Blogathon.

  2. 2.

    M. Scott Eiland

    July 27, 2003 at 8:08 pm

    Congratulations to Mr. Armstrong, who richly deserved his victory, and to Mr. Ullrich, who also performed magnificently and was the epitomy of good sportsmanship.

    That being said, the best thing about this victory is knowing who is going to be pissed off about it. :-)

  3. 3.

    JKC

    July 28, 2003 at 7:31 am

    Congrats to all, especially Lance Armstrong, who must have leg muscles that would deflect incoming artillery by now.

    But could we please lay off the French-bashing for a little while? It’s starting to sound really silly.

  4. 4.

    Robin Roberts

    July 28, 2003 at 10:40 am

    And lets not forget Tyler Hamilton’s inspirational performance.

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