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Kerry Gone Wild

by John Cole|  October 28, 20038:01 am| 4 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

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During the desultory Democrat debates Sunday night, John Kerry was asked about his reputation for being standoffish and boring. His response:

“Wait till you see my video,” he deadpanned. ” ‘Kerry Gone Wild.’

For those of you who were waiting with bated breath for the release of this epic, your wait is over. Kerry was just on the Imus program, and he sounded as strident, hysterical, and unhinged as ever. IN the brief interview, Kerry repeated the following lies memes:

1.) There is no plan for Iraq

2.) The $87 billion is nothing but a payoff for Halliburton

3.) Bush lied about the war

4.) Bush lied on the carrier landing about the ‘mission being accomplished.’

There were others, but I forget them all, they were happening so fast. For more Kerry fun, Sullivan pens a piece about the French Senator and points to two TNR pieces about the junior Senator from Taxachussetts.

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  1. 1.

    bg

    October 28, 2003 at 6:00 pm

    The French Senator? Are you retarded?

  2. 2.

    logiccop

    October 28, 2003 at 6:39 pm

    bq
    Really it’s true, he is the love child of Jacque (Iraq) Chirac and “Tipsy” Ted Kennedy.

  3. 3.

    The Mighty Reason Man

    October 28, 2003 at 7:03 pm

    Cole-

    Surely you are not immune to the irony of the fact that, amidst all your caterwauling about how mindless and/or dishonest the Democrats are for spewing various memes, you call Kerry the “French Senator”, an appellation that is itself a case study in the viral spread of memes.

    Please tell me you did this on purpose, so that we can both laugh together at your fine and subtle joke.

  4. 4.

    HH

    October 28, 2003 at 11:46 pm

    Well, Cole’s examples are distortions or lies, his use of “French” is a simple ad hominem.

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