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You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

If you are still in the gop, you are either an extremist yourself, or in bed with those who are.

I am pretty sure these ‘journalists’ were not always such a bootlicking sycophants.

Humiliatingly small and eclipsed by the derision of millions.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

Dear Washington Post, you are the darkness now.

Conservatism: there are people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

Reality always gets a vote in the end.

Fucking consultants! (of the political variety)

People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.

Their shamelessness is their super power.

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

Lick the third rail, it tastes like chocolate!

75% of people clapping liked the show!

I have other things to bitch about but those will have to wait.

Let the trolls come, and then ignore them. that’s the worst thing you can do to a troll.

Let’s bury these fuckers at the polls 2 years from now.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires Republicans to act in good faith.

The snowflake in chief appeared visibly frustrated when questioned by a reporter about egg prices.

I like political parties that aren’t owned by foreign adversaries.

Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

These are not very smart people, and things got out of hand.

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

I don’t recall signing up for living in a dystopian sci-fi novel.

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Good Grief

by John Cole|  October 12, 20035:14 pm| 14 Comments

This post is in: Sports

Apparently, in Planet Yankee, if you charge the field and then are not daintily sidestepped or placed gently on the ground, despite the fact that you were running, swinging at someone like an out of control madman, you are a victim.

Pedro was behaving like a child, but Zimmer is to blame, and his being pushed to the ground in self-defense is his own stupid fault. I don;t give a shit if someone has bad knees and is 72 years old, if they come at me, I am defending myself. Yankee fans kill me- maybe if Pedro had just thrown a broken bat at Zimmer the Yankee fans would defend him.

*** Update ***

Ny Mayor and Yankee fan shows he is a moron:

Boston Red Sox ace Pedro Martinez should have been arrested for throwing 72-year-old Yankees coach Don Zimmer to the ground during Game 3 of the American League Championship Series, Mayor Michael Bloomberg said Sunday.

“If that happened in New York we would have arrested the perpetrator,” Bloomberg said. “Nobody should throw a 70-year-old man to the ground, period. You start doing that pretty soon you’re going to throw a 61-year-old man to the ground, and I have a big vested interest in that.”

“You just cannot assault people, even if it’s on a baseball field,” added Bloomberg, who was asked about Saturday’s bench-clearing matchup before marching in the Bronx Columbus Day Parade.

Which is great, EXCEPT THAT ZIMMER WAS ASSAULTING PEDRO. What Bloomber reall said was:

“Attention 70 year old men- you are free to assault anyone you want in any of the five burroughs, and should something nasty happen to you in the middle of your crime, we will arrest and charge your victim.”

Idiots.

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SNL

by John Cole|  October 11, 200310:59 pm| 2 Comments

This post is in: Media

I have never liked Justin Timberlake and whateverboy band he was in, but a half hour into Saturday Night Live, and he has been in two skits and his monologue, and he has been hysterical. Nice to have SNL actually be funny.

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Meyers-Briggs

by John Cole|  October 11, 200310:08 pm| 8 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

ESTP – “Promotor”. Action! When present, things begin to happen. Fiercely competitive. Entrepreneur. Often uses shock effect to get attention. Negotiator par excellence. 13% of the total population.

Take Free Myers-Briggs Personality Test

(via Gary Farber)

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Jackass Spammers

by John Cole|  October 11, 20037:56 pm| 6 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

Apparently I am not the only one who got spammed last night by the ‘Lolita’ Spammer. When I woke up this morning, I had to manually delete about 30 spams and block the IP. Really annoying.

*** Update ***

I got hit again, this time by “Preteen,” as did others. Same first parts of the ip address as last night, just the last two digits varied. Is there anyway to ban that whole string?

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When Words and Agendas Part

by John Cole|  October 11, 20031:42 am| 1 Comment

This post is in: Politics

Jay Caruso has some questions.

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Nobel Prize

by John Cole|  October 10, 200311:57 am| 1 Comment

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

Greg at Begging to Differ has some thoughts on the Nobel Peace Prize winner you might want to check out.

BTW- Greg emailed me this link because he had read something here and thought I might be interested his thoughts on the issue. If you read something here and it inspires you to write something, and you think it is relevant, please email me so I can read it and possibly link it. I hate the blind, out of the blue spamming, but this sort of ‘self-promotion’ isn’t in my mind really self-promotion, but rather adding to the discussion.

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Mayor Street

by John Cole|  October 10, 20036:25 am| 7 Comments

This post is in: Politics

Does anyone know what the hell is going on in Philadelphia?

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