Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

“I never thought they’d lock HIM up,” sobbed a distraught member of the Lock Her Up Party.

They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.

Every one of the “Roberts Six” lied to get on the court.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

They think we are photo bombing their nice little lives.

Red lights blinking on democracy’s dashboard

Take your GOP plan out of the witness protection program.

DeSantis transforms Florida into 1930s Germany with gators and theme parks.

Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

Incompetence, fear, or corruption? why not all three?

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. let’s win this.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

Schmidt just says fuck it, opens a tea shop.

… among the most cringeworthy communications in the history of the alphabet!

“Cheese and Kraken paired together for the appetizer trial.”

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.

I was confident that someone would point it out and thought why not me.

I really should read my own blog.

It’s all just conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership.

The GOP couldn’t organize an orgy in a whorehouse with a fist full of 50s.

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Gibbs to Coach Redskins

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I would never have predicted this:

Joe Gibbs will return to coach the Washington Redskins, a team he led to three Super Bowl victories before retiring from football to focus on his Nascar team, according to a statement posted on his race team’s Web site.

Gibbs will be the sixth coach in 12 years for the floundering Redskins, who ended the season this year with a 5-11 record, missing the playoffs for the fourth consecutive year. He replaces Steve Spurrier, who resigned on Dec. 30 after two losing seasons and three years left on his contract.

Predictably, Oliver is besides himself with joy. He has a right to be on this one, methinks. My only fear is that Gibbs will put himself in an early grave- he almost killed himself the last time around.

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    sean

    Oliver (and any other Skins fan) won’t like it so much after Gibbs throws his hands up in disgust after a season or two and says “I can’t work for this lunatic.”

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    Trump

    Man, we’ll get to see Gibbs on one sideline and Parcells on the other for yet another NFC East grudgematch. And the Giants will rebound…NFC East is gonna be the meat grinder division

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    Aakash

    I know hardly anything about the NFL (I’m more of a baseball guy), but I did see something good about Joe Gibbs some time ago…

    Here it is…

    And here’s an article about this matter, which mentions Mr. Gibbs.

    I saw Mr. Gibbs on television some time ago, and recognized his name… He was on there, though, due to another matter. Anyway, the coach seems like a great guy.

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