Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

“In the future, this lab will be a museum. don’t touch it.”

They’re not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

Biden: Oh no. We’ve upset Big Pharma again.

It’s all just conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership.

Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

Balloon Juice, where there is always someone who will say you’re doing it wrong.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

The poor and middle-class pay taxes, the rich pay accountants, the wealthy pay politicians.

In after Baud. Damn.

Another missed opportunity for Jamie Dimon to just shut the fuck up.

Hi god, it’s us. Thanks a heap, you’re having a great week and it’s only Thursday!

Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.

In short, I come down firmly on all sides of the issue.

In my day, never was longer.

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

If West Virginia and San Francisco had a love child.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

Republicans don’t lie to be believed, they lie to be repeated.

You’re just a puppy masquerading as an old coot.

with the Kraken taking a plea, the Cheese stands alone.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.

He seems like a smart guy, but JFC, what a dick!

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Gov. James Douglas on Thursday urged Vermonters to save power to help avert rolling blackouts that could be needed because of electricity shortages in southern New England.

Douglas said the power shortage was caused by a shortage of natural gas used to power electric generating plants in southern New England.

Steve Costello, a spokesman for the Central Vermont Public Service Corp., said a number of plants that produce a total of 4,000 megawatts of electricity had been shut down because they were out of fuel.

How long before Rep. Waxman issues subpoenas to Enron and Ken Lay?

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  2. 2.

    drew

    Russia has the most natural gas. I HOPE we don’t invade them, unless we want half the country turned into a nuclear waster land.

  4. 4.

    Dean

    drew:

    Further suggesting the lack of courage of convictions.

    You should be emigrating, since if the Bushies are REALLY as hell-bent on both war and oil as y’all believe, then there’s really NOTHING that’ll prevent ’em from invading Canada, and possibly nothing to prevent ’em from invading Russia.

  5. 5.

    Jon H

    Bush won’t invade because Vermont is out of natural gas.

    To paraphrase James Baker, “Fuck the northeast, they don’t vote for us.”

  7. 7.

    BigFire

    The two states with lots of natural gas are Arkansas and Texas. Wait, why are we bothering with invading them?

  8. 8.

    Karina Escobedo

    Dear Congress Waxman,
    My name is Karina Escobedo and I am in 8 grade at Lawrence Middle School in Chatswort,
    California. I am writing to you today
    about a policy here at my school that I am concerned about. The problem is that there is only one line that will give
    change at nutrition and lunch.
    There are more than 2,200 students at my school and the lines at the students store are very long,especially the one for change. If I do not have the right change and I don’t want to wait in the change line, I am forced to use my whole $1,$5,etc.
    I feel that my rights are being violated and that this policy should be changed.
    Sincerely,
    Karina Escobedo
    Lawrence M.S.
    10100 Variel Ave
    Chatsworth,CA
    91311

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