Frank J. has some interesting information up about Democrats, much of which I did not know. For example:
* Democrats chose the donkey as their symbol because the Democrat base smells as bad as one and has the same verbal skills. In the donkey’s defense, it’s smart enough to understand a butterfly ballot.
* If your skin pigmentation is dark enough, you may be legally required to vote for Democrats.
* Though there are more registered Democrats, they don’t vote as much as Republicans percentage-wise because of their tendency to be distracted by shiny things.
* Some Democrats may have served in Vietnam. You can find out which ones by seeing who tells you that fact over and over and over.
* And over and over and over.
* In a fight between Democrats and Aquaman, Aquaman would be slurred by an NAACP ad that links him to lynching.
Interesting.