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In my day, never was longer.

Their freedom requires your slavery.

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Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

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So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

Peak wingnut was a lie.

Fuck the extremist election deniers. What’s money for if not for keeping them out of office?

Americans barely caring about Afghanistan is so last month.

JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?

A Senator Walker would also be an insult to reason, rationality, and decency.

All your base are belong to Tunch.

Let me eat cake. The rest of you could stand to lose some weight, frankly.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

Let us savor the impending downfall of lawless scoundrels who richly deserve the trouble barreling their way.

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Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

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Tragedy in the Cole household this week- my beloved 1983 Chevy Celbrity finally died. I had planned on driving this car for another 5-10 years, but either the head gasket is destroyed or the head is cracked, and it just isn’t worth putting a new engine in the car. Another expense I did not want to deal with.

Joy.

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  1. 1.

    Tony Iovino

    Sorry to hear about your car, but think of your new purchase as helping the economy! And, since anything you get now (except a monster SUV) will pollute less and get better mileage, you are helping the environment.

    Just helping you see the bright side….:)

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    the friendly grizzly

    Fine! Blown gasket or cracking. And you are throwing away the car because…? If the body and other parts are rust-free and you never pranged it, put a rebuilt motor in it, touch up the other stuff, and continue to drive it. A neighbor of mine has a really nice Celebrity Sport station wagon with 388K on the clock, and she’s getting a rebuild on the motor next week.

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