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Blogs As A Source of Intelligence

by John Cole|  April 27, 200410:37 pm| 6 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

THis seems like an interesting idea:

People in black trench coats might soon be chasing blogs.

Blogs, short for Web logs, are personal online journals. Individuals post them on Web sites to report or comment on news especially, but also on their personal lives or most any subject.

Some blogs are whimsical and deal with “soft” subjects. Others, though, are cutting edge in delivering information and opinion.

As a result, some analysts say U.S. intelligence and law enforcement officials might be starting to track blogs for important bits of information. This interest is a sign of how far Web media such as blogs have come in reshaping the data-collection habits of intelligence professionals and others, even with the knowledge that the accuracy of what’s reported in some blogs is questionable.

Still, a panel of folks who work in the U.S. intelligence field – some of them spies or former spies – discussed this month at a conference in Washington the idea of tracking blogs.

“News and intelligence is about listening with a critical ear, and blogs are just another conversation to listen to and evaluate. They also are closer to (some situations) and may serve as early alerts,” said Jock Gill, a former adviser on Internet media to President Clinton, in a later phone interview, after he spoke on the panel.

I am sure some people might worry about infringements to civil liberties, but I don’t immediately see how. As a blogger, I am putting things into the public domain freely. This sounds to me to be along the same lines as the Terrorism Futures Market, which was and still is a great idea, despite what the loudmouth know-nothings have to say.

This seems to be another attempt to gather synthesized and in many cases, raw data. Why not?

In other blogging news, Oliver saw this line on Law and ORder: SVU (I, like most rational human beings, was watching the Chapelle Show):

“Gentlemen, your so-called victim has been doing a little ‘blogging.'”

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More From the “Smart” Candidate

by John Cole|  April 27, 200410:14 pm| 17 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

I loved this:

Does John Kerry, who supports higher automobile fuel economy standards, own a gas-guzzling SUV? He does, but says it belongs to the family, not to him.

During a conference call Thursday with reporters to discuss his upcoming jobs tour through West Virginia, Pennsylvania, Ohio and Michigan, the Democratic presidential candidate was asked whether he owned a Chevrolet Suburban.

“I don’t own an SUV,” said Kerry, who supports increasing existing fuel economy standards to 36 miles per gallon by 2015 in order to reduce the nation’s dependence on foreign oil supplies…

Kerry thought for a second when asked whether his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, had a Suburban at their Ketchum, Idaho, home. Kerry said he owns and drives a Dodge 600 and recently bought a Chrysler 300M. He said his wife owns the Chevrolet SUV.

“The family has it. I don’t have it,” he said.

Remember- it is not lying, evasion, or flip-flopping. This is called nuance.

*** Update ***

In the comments section, this link is listed, showing that Kerry’s grasp of ‘nuance’ is even deeper than we realized:

Now we’ve truly heard it all. Rising gas prices are the latest John Kerry campaign theme, so naturally the senator was asked this week about his personal vehicle usage.

Kerry insisted, “I don’t own an SUV.”

When pressed about a Chevrolet Suburban, the mother of all SUVs, kept at the Heinz Kerry abode in Idaho, Kerry said: “The family has it. I don’t have it.”

Kerry has now closed the distance between nuance and flat-out deception.

And that’s without mentioning the other gas-guzzlers this candidate and his family enjoy, all the while posturing about reducing the nation’s dependence on foreign oil and fuel efficiency.

At last count, there were eight “family” cars and SUVs, including the 1995 Suburban (15 mpg highway, 12 mpg city), a 1993 Land Rover Defender (12 mpg highway, 10 mpg city), a 1989 Jeep Cherokee (20 mpg highway, 16 mpg city), a 1994 Jeep Grand Cherokee (20 mpg highway, 15 mpg city), a 2001 Audi Allroad (21 mpg highway, 15 mpg city), a 2001 Chrysler PT Cruiser (25 mpg highway, 20 mpg city), a 1985 Dodge 600 Convertible (26 mpg highway, 23 mpg city), and a 2002 Chrysler 300M (26 mpg highway, 18 mpg city). Kerry, however, only owns up to the latter two.

Then there’s the 2002 Harley Davidson (his), two powerboats (one his, one hers), a power inflatable 2001 Novurania (his), and a Gulfstream II private jet (hers).

President Kerry would have to open his own pipeline in Saudi Arabia just to meet family fuel demand.

Yet there he was yammering on to reporters Thursday about making a hybrid (powered by gas and electricity) his “campaign car.”

The Herald staff then asks: “But if voters can’t trust John Kerry to play it straight on the little things, how can they trust him on the big things? ”

My answer- watch a lot of Hardball.

*** Update #2 ***

Mark Steyn has more, and he did it before me and probably better than me.

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Loudmouth ‘Patriots’ Jeer American Deaths

by John Cole|  April 27, 20049:45 pm| 23 Comments

This post is in: Outrage

Fortunately I was in Beantown last week and initially missed this Indymedia bile (“Dumb Jock Killed in Afghanistan“), but then Hanks pointed it out to me and I have to say- I don’t find their comments surprising at all. I have been telling you aboutthe creeping crud known as the grass roots of the far left for a long while now.

This is the ANSWER crowd, the Anyone But Bush crowd- these are the activists and extremists who the DNC uses openly at times, covertly most times, to fill their rallies and to advance their agenda. No surprises here. In fairness, they are as openly hostile to many moderate Democrats (those who are left, I guess)as they are to all Republicans and Libertarians.

I am just glad they are out there in the open, letting us know what they really think. And what do they really think? This sums it up:

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Just remember- dissent is patriotic, and Bush is the extremist.

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Gimme A Break

by John Cole|  April 27, 20048:38 pm| 13 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Is there anything they won’t use as a political bludgeon against this administration:

Jackboot Nation

So I guess calling the president a “doodiehead” would mean a DOJ investigation? God, things are getting out of hand.

Secret Service agents questioned a high school student about anti-war drawings he did for an art class, one of which depicted President Bush’s head on a stick.

Another pencil-and-ink drawing portrayed Bush as a devil launching a missile, with a caption reading “End the war — on terrorism.”

The 15-year-old boy’s art teacher at Prosser High School turned the drawings over to school administrators, who notified police, who called the Secret Service.

Although Oliver is clearly implying that things are somehow worse now than they were in the past, we will just attribute this to Oliver’s youth and memory lapses rather than just completely attribute it to his all-out jihad against this administration. Oh, and btw, Oliver- the Secret Service is part of the Treasury Department, not the Department of Justice. Put away your Ashcroft hammer. Some flashbacks:

In the past the Secret Service hasn’t waited for actual lawbreaking to occur before acting, even in situations that pose little or no threat to the first family and others under their protection.

In July 1996, agents arrested Glenn and Patricia Mendoza for threatening President Clinton at the “Taste of Chicago” food fair, though the couple were not armed and neither made any overt threats.

However, after Clinton approached Patricia to shake her hand, she responded, “You suck and those boys died,” a reference to the then-recent deaths of 19 American soldiers in the Khobar Towers bombing. Agents at the scene characterized Mendoza’s words as “threatening.”

Both Mendozas spent the night in the Cook County Jail, after being arrested on suspicion of threatening the life of the president. Weeks later, lacking evidence, the Secret Service dropped all charges.

The Mendozas are hardly alone. In 1993 the Secret Service arrested William Kelly – also unarmed – who merely challenged Clinton at a town meeting about his failure to deliver on a promised middle-class tax cut. Not only was Kelly booted out of the meeting, hours later his home was surrounded by armed agents who took him into custody.

In 1996 a pro-life activist who confronted Clinton after a Washington, D.C., church service was detained and questioned by the Secret Service.

The Secret Service has been extraordinarily protective of Mrs. Clinton, who, according to New York Post Albany bureau chief Fred Dicker, is shielded from tough questioning, by bodyguards who physically block reporters, even as she campaigns for the U.S. Senate.

Here is another resource about threats to the President, past and present.

Things are not, however, ‘getting out of hand,’ but the Secret Service has always investigated things of this nature. Oliver and I might agree that it seems extreme, but, that is how it has always been. In fact, crazier things have happened- in fact, I remember a guy who shot a President just to impress Jody Foster.

However, what is increasingly lame is Oliver and other’s attempts to attack this administration with anything and everything. Notice his eagerness to invoke the DOJ and the Ahscroft bogeyman- both of whom have nothing to do with this case, but are good for titillating the know-nothings on the left. We are not turning into ‘Jackboot nation,’ despite your partisan histrionics and breathless forboding.

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Justice Served

by John Cole|  April 27, 20048:13 pm| 3 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Good:

A Ramona man maliciously ticketed over five years by California Highway Patrol officers has been awarded $4.5 million by a Superior Court jury.

Attorneys for Steve Grassilli, 44, said he was targeted by the officers after he lodged a complaint against one of them.

After yesterday’s verdict, several jurors said they hoped the millions of dollars in punitive damages would send a message to the CHP. The CHP was not named as a defendant in the case, but the agency typically pays monetary awards when its officers are sued, said Greg Garrison, one of Grassilli’s attorneys.

“We caught them in so many lies. I hope this shakes up the CHP like you can’t believe,” said juror Saudra Swanson of El Cajon. “I was totally insulted by it all.”

Grassilli’s attorneys, Garrison and Michael Strain, said the six-week trial revealed a pattern in which CHP officers were told to lie in court to protect their fellow officers. Two officers refused to lie, and their version of events supported Grassilli’s case, his lawyers said.

Grassilli filed a complaint in March 1997 after hearing that a CHP officer had removed the catalytic converter from a pickup truck the officer owned, Garrison and Strain said.

After that, the officer, Richard Eric Barr, began ticketing Grassilli and a supplier who worked with him. Barr and Grassilli had never had any contact before Grassilli filed the complaint.

The ticketing was so frequent that Grassilli’s supplier stopped working with him, ruining Grassilli’s business installing 10,000-gallon water tanks for new homes.

Grassilli was stopped 13 times over five years for smog violations, having an obstructed view in his vehicle, or improperly hauling the water tanks, he said. The CHP is responsible for traffic enforcement in the unincorporated areas of the county.

Garrison said that instead of giving Grassilli a courtesy notice about an improperly registered vehicle, Barr’s supervisor, Michael Toth, told officers to hold off on ticketing Grassilli for six months. Then they impounded Grassilli’s truck.

Is there anything worse than corrupt cops? Maybe pedophile priests. Or Terry McAuliffe.

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Cheney Case

by John Cole|  April 27, 20048:09 pm| 7 Comments

This post is in: Politics

So what happens if (when, I predict), the Supreme Court rules that Cheney was right to assert executive privilege in the energy commission case?

Will the loudmouths using this as a bludgeon admit they were wrong, or will they simply resort to attacking the court and trying to make it seem like this was all about a golfing trip in which Cheney and Scalia never even saw each other?

If they rule against Cheney, I can tell you right now what my reaction will be. I will state I think they were wrong and move on with my life. If they rule for cheney, does anyone think that the reaction from the other side will be as measured?

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The Lies Just Keep Continuing

by John Cole|  April 27, 20046:56 pm| 11 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Really, now. The Democrats are now such spinmeisters and liars they are sucked into their own deceit:

Like many people, I’m puzzled that the Bushies have decided to unleash the attack dogs on the issue of John Kerry’s Vietnam service. It’s possible, of course, that they know something I don’t and have some devious trick up their sleeves that I can’t figure out, but the most obvious consequence of doing this is that it gives the press an excuse to revive the issue of George Bush’s military service, which until now had been allowed to die a conveniently quiet death.

Ok, Kevin, here is your challenge.

Show me one newsclip, interview, presss release, commercial, or quote from Bush, Cheney, anyone in the White House, or anyone at the Bush/Cheney HQ, or anyone at the RNC who has either questioned Kerry’s patriotism or his military record. Just one.

There have been afew rogue Republican congressmen who are also Vietnam vets who are pissed about Kerry’s post-war antics, and Karen Hughes mentioned Kerry’s lie about his medals, but that is it.

On the other hand, I can show you volumes of quotes from Terry McAuliffe and the DNC, Kerry himself, and hundreds of Democrats attacking Bush and calling him AWOL.

No one has questioned his service or patriotism, but you, under the guise of faux amazement, are bringing up this strawman to launch another ham-handed (should I just say typical?) assault on Bush’s record. You are also now resurrecting your ludicrous ‘file-cleansing meme.’

It is clear that Kevin’s goal is to create so many lies that not all of them can be refuted in a tiely enough fashion, and therefore might do some damage. Of course, once they are refuted, Kevin will just age them a few months and bring them back up again. Heya Ezra- fill me in on you moderates, again, will ya?

Kevin Drum- Master of Straw.

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