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Lost in Translation

by John Cole|  March 20, 200410:56 pm| 14 Comments

This post is in: Movies

Finally got around to watching Lost in Translation this afternoon. and as predicted, I thought it was great.

Murray was hilarious, and overall the movie was sweet and tender and innocent and rather refreshing. No wonder no one in Hollywood like Sofia Coppola. There were no explosions, no T&A, and no graphic violence.

I have hear people claim they did not find the movie amusing or that it was boring or too long. If you thought it was boring or too long, and you did not understand the metaphor of the movie, then just understand one thing- Sofia Coppola just sneered at you for the last 90 minutes.

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Friday Boredom

by John Cole|  March 19, 20045:20 pm| 26 Comments

This post is in: Politics

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He looks like he is having so much fun. No little people in his way or anything, with clear slopes all the way to the $8 million mansion.

Go here and donate to Bush/Cheney 2004, and help give John Kerry four years of vacation time.

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Oops

by John Cole|  March 19, 20044:58 pm| 16 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

I guess Ezra is right. Foreign leaders do want Kerry to win:

The United States requested that Malaysia halt a shipment of suspected nuclear parts in the 1990s, years before a company here was linked to a network supplying Libya, Iran and North Korea with weapons-making technology, Malaysia’s former leader said Thursday.

In an interview, former Prime Minister Mahathir Mohamad told The Associated Press that Malaysia stopped one shipment of stainless steel pipes at Washington’s request.

“We didn’t know where they were headed,”Mahathir told AP. “They didn’t say if it was for centrifuges. There were some reports submitted to me, saying that there was this American objection. They said it was meant for some nuclear thing.”

Mahathir, who retired as prime minister Oct. 31 after 22 years in power that saw Malaysia develop as a high-tech manufacturing center, also endorsed Democratic contender John Kerry in the U.S. presidential race, saying he would keep the world safer than President Bush.

“I think Kerry would be much more willing to listen to the voices of people and of the rest of the world,” Mahathir said.

For more on the vile Mahathir Mohamad, check out Matt Stinson’s run-down.

So far, Kerry has the endorsements of Mahathir Mohamad and Kim Jong-il, as well as the support of the new Socialist government in Spain. Too bad the phones are down in Arafat’s compound- I bet he is just dying to weigh in on the issue.

Is this a fair attack on Kerry? Of course not- how can he control what those lunatics think and do? This is about as unfair as saying that David Duke probably supports Bush, and oh, btw, ran as a Republican candidate once (after running as a Democrat, we might add). Have you ever seen the left-wing of the blogosphere have any restraint on these issues? Of course not- they are too busy trying to prove that Prescott Bush was a Nazi, just like the current President.

At any rate, this is self-inflicted damage. Kerry started it with his cheap shots about the utterly irrelevant attitudes of certain foreign leaders he had spoken to in private, he fanned the flames by being an obnoxious SOB to a man at a rally, and now he is reaping what he has sown. Except now he doesn’t want any help:

Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry yesterday renounced all endorsements of foreign leaders, after his campaign faced questions this week over his claim that world leaders told him face to face they want him to defeat President Bush.

“This election will be decided by the American people, and the American people alone,” said Mr. Kerry’s foreign policy adviser, Rand Beers. “It is simply not appropriate for any foreign leader to endorse a candidate in America’s presidential election.

“John Kerry does not seek, and will not accept, any such endorsements.”

You can almost smell the clutch and hear the gears grinding as they slammed this baby into reverse.

Flip!

Flop!

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Blogads

by John Cole|  March 19, 20044:43 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

My bogads template is up, so if you areso incliined, it is off to the right.

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TPM

by John Cole|  March 19, 20042:17 pm| 7 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

The Belgravia Dispatch wondering why Josh Marshall can’t get his story straight or his facts right.

My 1st guess- he is so expereienced at being wrong, that he just is just doing what he knows best- being wrong. You have to look far and wide to find someone who was, for example, more wrong about every aspect of North Korea, starting with the Agreed Framework and continuing on through the multilateral talks. It was an impressive showing from Josh, which is why he never mentions North Korea any more.

My 2nd guess- The Scorpion and the Frog:

A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The
frog asks, “How do I know you won’t sting me?” The scorpion says, “Because if I do, I will die too.”

The frog is satisfied, and they set out, but in midstream, the scorpion stings the frog. The frog feels the onset of paralysis and starts to sink, knowing they both will drown, but has just enough time to gasp “Why?”

Replies the scorpion: “Its my nature…”

It is Josh’s nature to be a partisan hack, loose with the facts, heavy on accusations and light on evidence. That is what he does. Have you forgotten who started the rumor’s about Bill Frist being racist because of pencils? Have you forgotten who starts 90% of the memes in the blogosphere? I haven’t.

*** Update ***

Some background on Frist’s pencil gate can be found here. Marshall ran with it and the whole Mario Barry nonsense at TPM.

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Kerry on Trade

by John Cole|  March 17, 20047:08 pm| 5 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

When Bush announced his immoral, ill-advised, counter-productive, politcially transparent steel tariffs, I had a cow. Many others joined me in my outrage. Hopefully we will have the same result from all the free-traders in the blogosphere in regards to this outrageous pandering on the part of Sen. Kerry in West Virginia:

Kerry also played to some West Virginia issues. He said he’d boost funding for clean-coal technology and criticized President Bush for not extending steel tariffs, saying the president “broke his promise on steel, he broke his promise on illegal dumping.”

The ball is in your court, folks. And yes, Big Media Matt- your past position on Bush’s tariffs dovetails nicely with this post on intellectual honesty.

Of course- there is no telling what Kerry really thinks about the issue:

In the Senate, John Kerry understood the importance of trade. He bucked the prevailing trends in his party to approve the North American Free Trade Agreement (NAFTA), to give China normal trade-relations status, and to support presidential trade-promotion authority. Yet during the primaries, Kerry abandoned the pro-trade New Democrat center in favor of the isolationist fringe. He disavowed his vote for NAFTA and promised to revisit all current U.S. free-trade agreements. He proudly declared that there was no difference between himself and the protectionist Senator Edwards on trade.

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If This IsTrue

by John Cole|  March 17, 20046:40 pm| 21 Comments

This post is in: Politics

If this is true, then I am one of the first who owes an apology.

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