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Is Everyone a Liar?

by John Cole|  September 2, 20048:13 am| Leave a Comment

This post is in: General Stupidity

Now the folks at Editor and Publisher are turning into lying sacks of shit. They completely mischaracterized this confrontation between Zell Miller and Chris Matthews:

“You’re hopeless,” Miller told Matthews, dead serious, speaking over a hook-up from Madison Square Garden, where he had earlier delivered the keynote address. “I wish I was with you there because I want to get in your face.” Then Miller said he wished they were back in the age when you could challenge someone to a duel. “I don’t know why I came on this program,” he added, amidst four minutes of heated exchanges.

Matthews had gotten on Miller’s case right from the start, asking him if he really believed what he had said in his speech about Senator John Kerry wanting to defend America with “spitballs.” As Miller fudged his answer, and Matthews in his customary style cut him short or talked over him, they each started shouting. Miller told Matthews to “get out of my face,” later saying he wanted to get in Matthews’ face.

Miller didn’t fudge his answer. He replied quite clearly, stating (and I paraphrase) “That was a metaphor, Chris. You know what a metaphor is. John Kerry certainly did not want to defend the country with the B1 bomber.”

Miller then went on to say that ‘I knew you would try to do this to me,’ and showed the camera all of the Kerry campaign literature stating in no uncertain terms the weapons systems he wanted to cancel.

Matthews then backpedaled and was apologetic and polite the rest of the interview.

Shame on you Editor and Publisher.

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Campbell Brown

by John Cole|  September 1, 20046:13 pm| 6 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

I have never seen anything more patently absurd than Campbell Brown’s performance on MSNBC this week.

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Question

by John Cole|  September 1, 20041:17 pm| 17 Comments

This post is in: Politics

I asked my friend if he had seen Arnold’s speech last night, and he said:

“No. I am not following these things because my vote is fixed.”

Why the hell am I paying attention to this stuff? There is no chance I will vote for Kerry. Why keep getting myself worked up by the left (their lame attempts today to dsicredit Arnold’s speech last night are a perfect example why they should be ignored).

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The Correct Cleland Record

by John Cole|  September 1, 200412:31 pm| 7 Comments

This post is in: Politics

Credit goes to Paul Begala for being the very first Democrat to accurately state what happened in the 2002 Chambliss/Cleland campaign:

That, after all, was the fate of former Sen. Max Cleland who supported Bush’s tax cuts and the war in Iraq. All he got for his goodwill was a ruthless general election campaign engineered by the national GOP on behalf of Saxby Chambliss, who ended up taking Cleland’s seat after attack ads charged that the Vietnam triple amputee was soft on national security.

They didn’t say he was Osama or Saddam.

They didn’t question his patriotism.

They portrayed him as soft on defense because he chose to elevate union interests over Homeland Security interests.

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Sully The Tease

by John Cole|  September 1, 200410:29 am| 4 Comments

This post is in: Outrage

Sully, no fan of the female figure, states:

HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT: Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s ass. I know I’m not the best authority in these matters, but I think the C-Span cameraman had the same insight.

Where is the damned hyperlink, Sully?

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A Sure Sign

by John Cole|  September 1, 200410:22 am| 13 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

A sure sign the convention is going well- the petulance and bile from the left:

Now Bush is introducing Laura via satellite — he’s standing in front of a fucking softball game. A softball game. The President has traveled to a fucking late-night sandlot to show his reg’lar guy credentials and note that he too loves his wife. This family sucks. They have absolutely no respect for the historic nature of their position and nowhere near the dignity to refrain from pretending they’re jus’ ordinary folks.

Really though- republicans are the mean people. I guess Bush’s life-long love affair with baseball was merely just another opportunity to flash his ‘regular guy’ credentials. Same with all the t-ball games at the White House. But really- Democrats don’t dislike Bush. There is no Bush hate. They just don’t like his policies.

Perhaps Bush should take a cue from the Kerry crew and try some of these wildly successful ‘regular guy’ photo-ops:

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Lounging on the Kennedy yacht, a typical ‘regular guy’ activity.

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Reg’lar guy John Kerry on a pheasant hunt in Iowa.

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Reg’lar guy John Kerry during the French National anthem before mixing it up on the ice.

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Reg’lar guy Kerry shows hisprowess on snow. Wait- he is good with ice and snow, and is haunted by his Vietnam memories. Maybe he should be Postmaster General?

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Reg’lar guys wear Carhart. And John Kerry is a reg’lar guy! In Iowa! I would have paid cash money to watch him looking for ears of corn in the sorghum fields.

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Reg’lar guys eat their food this way.

Clearly it is understandable why Ezra is mad at the campaign stops the President is making. Clearly there is lots of evidence to provethis is how this ‘family sucks.”

I wonder if people who donated to the the Brothers Grimm for this type of coverage can get a refund?

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Leadership

by John Cole|  September 1, 20049:39 am| 5 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Instapundit links to this piece:

Sen. John Kerry is angry at the way his campaign has botched the attacks from the Swift boat veterans and has ordered a staff shakeup that will put former Clinton aides in top positions.

“The candidate is furious,” a longtime senior Kerry adviser told the Daily News. “He knows the campaign was wrong. He wanted to go after the Swift boat attacks, but his top aides said no.”

You just know that this was intentionally planted to make the candidate look better while hiscampaign is faltering, but it really doesn’t.

How are we supposed to trust this man to lead us in the War on terror and in the War In Iraq when he doesn’t even have enough courage to follow his own convictions in a political campaign?

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