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The revolution will be supervised.

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Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

I didn’t have alien invasion on my 2023 BINGO card.

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

Their freedom requires your slavery.

Whatever happens next week, the fight doesn’t end.

… pundit janitors mopping up after the GOP

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

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Spilling the end game before they can coat it in frankl luntz-approved dogwhistles.

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Trying out the office digital camera for something else, so I thought I would bring you some shots of the roommate:

People who pose cats for a living do not earn enough money. If I could figure out how to turn the flash off on this thing, I bet he would stop scowling, too.

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  1. 1.

    jg

    Whenever I reach for a camera my cats or dog just stop what they’re doing (which is why I reached for the camera) and just stare at me. They caught on to the whole ‘camera hidden in the cellphone’ trick real fast too.

  2. 2.

    demomondian

    Yours, too, eh? It’s weird — the cats are a lot more skittish about being caught being cute than the kids are. But the kids are supposed to be smarter.

  3. 3.

    Stormy70

    He needs a squooshing and a big dose of catnip to put up with such a Steeler-loving all-around apologist like you, John.
    Seriously, why won’t you answer the question? Where did the two little kittens go?

  5. 5.

    CaseyL

    Finally! A glimpse of the lovely and talented Tunch!

    He looks like someone very well aware of his superior spot in the pecking order; one who suffers foolish humans not at all well.

    He needs someone to blow raspberries into that big white tummy :)

  7. 7.

    Stormy70

    He needs someone to blow raspberries into that big white tummy :)

    Yes, yes he does. But don’t forget the squooshing afterwards.
    Your master is very handsome, John.

  8. 8.

    tBone

    John, you’ve got a built-in excuse for typos there – if your cat is anything like ours, he will invariably jump up onto your keyboard at the most inoppurtlsj;aln;pq193-sidfj

  9. 9.

    RSA

    PawSense is software that detects “cat-like typing”, temporarily disables keyboard input, and plays harmonica music to chase your cat away. I have no experience with the system, but I think it’s a pretty entertaining example of entrepreneurship.

  11. 11.

    Zifnab

    See, my cats never danced on the keyboard, but they would repeatedly knock my mouse on the floor when they thought I was ignoring them.

    Cute little bastard. Now I know why I like this site. No cat person can be all bad.

  16. 16.

    Steve S

    Apparently the way to take cute cat pictures is with two people. One waves the feater in the air, an the other snaps the picture.

  21. 21.

    John Cole

    Is that cat a Turkish Van?

    No, but he has identical markings. Turkish vans have longer hair. He is a talking cat, though. I got him from the pound, so I don’t know what he is.

  23. 23.

    Krista

    I got him from the pound, so I don’t know what he is.

    Good man. He’s obviously found a good and indulgent home. I miss my kitty. He was a stray, starving kitten who jumped into our car one rainy day — my mom’s soft heart overcame her crippling fear of cats, and we had him for 12 happy years.

  24. 24.

    Vlad

    [i]”If I could figure out how to turn the flash off on this thing, I bet he would stop scowling, too.”[/i]

    Speaking as a fellow cat owner: Don’t count on it.

  25. 25.

    slide

    Nice pic. But when are you going to put a pic up of yourself John? I think it would brighten up the site.

    Yes, my Dick Cheney dart board is kinda torn up. A joke of course. I don’t really have a Dick Cheney dart board.

  27. 27.

    Krista

    Seal Pool – I can’t decide if it’s cute, or if it’s the most f**ked-up looking thing I’ve ever seen. I think a little from column “A”, and a little from column “B.”

  28. 28.

    tzs

    Talking about cats jumping on keyboards….I remember the time the local kitten at Center for Space Research at MIT managed to simultaneously a) interrupt an overnight run of data analysis b) crash the computer and c) lock the keyboard. Talk about the trifecta.

  30. 30.

    goonie bird

    We had a cat that would carry around one of the little toy action figure we dont know why kind of strange but that same cat climbed our christmas tree twice

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