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Just Shoot Me.

by John Cole|  September 21, 20057:27 pm| 23 Comments

This post is in: Popular Culture

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This is not cool:

Ice-T is to produce David Hasselhoff’s first hip-hop album.

The pair are neighbours in Los Angeles and are said to have struck up a close friendship.

Hasselhoff has had some success as a singer, releasing seven albums. He’s also said to be very popular in Germany.

Ice-T, who was one of the first real hip-hop stars in the late 1980s, said: “The man is a legend. And we are going to show a whole new side of him.”

Easy-E is rolling in his grave.

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  1. 1.

    Andrei

    September 21, 2005 at 7:39 pm

    That’s just brilliant.

  2. 2.

    Stormy70

    September 21, 2005 at 7:42 pm

    FYI – Tonight they are showing last year’s season finale of CSI. It is two hours. Also, Lost is debuting and Martha Stewart’s apprentice. PBS is on their own, but I do enjoy the flu updates. TV update, over.

    Ice T has some taste issues.
    {shudder}

  3. 3.

    KC

    September 21, 2005 at 7:45 pm

    Gawd, it’ll be nice to see two esteemed artists working together.

  4. 4.

    tBone

    September 21, 2005 at 7:46 pm

    John, you’ve got to stop believing those Onion headlines.

    I’m assuming that’s where the link led, right?

  5. 5.

    Jeff B

    September 21, 2005 at 7:54 pm

    It’s a misquote/hoax. Ice-T said he could make any one a rap star including David Hasselhoff.

    Less than one minute on google.

  6. 6.

    Bob

    September 21, 2005 at 8:05 pm

    Can you pre-order it at Amazon?

  7. 7.

    Gary Farber

    September 21, 2005 at 8:12 pm

    Um, John? This was news back in May, 2004.

  8. 8.

    joshua

    September 21, 2005 at 8:33 pm

    Also, what does Easy-E have to do with Ice-T, whitey? I think you’re confusing T with Cube, cracker.

  9. 9.

    KC

    September 21, 2005 at 9:06 pm

    Who you callin’ crackuh!?

  10. 10.

    Joey

    September 21, 2005 at 9:53 pm

    They’re both West Coast rappers from the late ’80’s and early ’90’s. Close enough, although NWA is one of the greatest rap groups ever, and I’ve never been a fan of Ice-T’s music.

  11. 11.

    Mike S

    September 21, 2005 at 10:30 pm

    and I’ve never been a fan of Ice-T’s music.

    He toured with LaLA Paloosa long ago with a full band. That was probably the best I’ve seen of him.

  12. 12.

    SeesThroughIt

    September 21, 2005 at 10:43 pm

    I’ve never been a fan of Ice-T’s music.

    Oh, man. His first three albums (Rhyme Pays, Power, and The Iceberg) are all fantastic examples of L.A. gangsta rap at its finest. Plus, Ice had a knack for surrounding himself with really talented DJs and producers like Afrika Islam, Evil-E, Mixmaster Quick, and DJ Aladdin (one of the greatest DJs of all time). He laid a lot of the foundation that Eazy-E/NWA would expand on.

  13. 13.

    Joey

    September 21, 2005 at 11:09 pm

    I like him alright, I guess. Just not as much as NWA, and then Dre’s solo stuff afterwards.

  14. 14.

    Ralf Goergens

    September 22, 2005 at 8:22 am

    He’s also said to be very popular in Germany.

    Who exactly is saying this? It’s nothing but slander.

    PS: Any car that calls me ‘Michael’ goes right into the compactor at the junkyard.

  15. 15.

    ET

    September 22, 2005 at 8:38 am

    Obviously I have been transported to another planet!

    Lame, lame, lame.

  16. 16.

    Tony Alva

    September 22, 2005 at 9:15 am

    SeeThroughIt has got it right. From ‘Colors’ through OG the guy cronicled LA gang life like no other. His Body Count stuff was pretty cool, but I like his 90’s hip hop.

    Six in the morning…

    Syndicate Fool…

  17. 17.

    goonie bird

    September 22, 2005 at 10:19 am

    ICE-T wasnt he the one who made that controvescial COP KILLER rap song that created such a mess? he should appologise

  18. 18.

    Steve S

    September 22, 2005 at 10:49 am

    goonie bird – I still think Dan Quayle should apologize for the Murphy Brown incident.

    Although it did make great comedy!

  19. 19.

    Joey

    September 22, 2005 at 11:21 am

    I think the LAPD should apologize for acting in ways that inspire rappers to make songs such as “Cop Killer” and “Fuck the Police”.

  20. 20.

    Krista

    September 22, 2005 at 11:22 am

    Yeah, even if it was true, it wouldn’t be so-bad-it’s-good, like Shatner’s attempt at rapping.

    It would just be…bad.

  21. 21.

    Slides undernourished conscience

    September 22, 2005 at 11:26 am

    goonie bird

    He did apologize, as he should have. It is a strange sort of irony that has almost ALL his acting jobs being the role of a cop.

    He was definately one of the originaters.

  22. 22.

    Slides undernourished conscience

    September 22, 2005 at 11:54 am

    Joey

    The LAPD probably deserve that, but so does the city council for keeping them so amazingly undermanned. Compare the number of cops on the street in NYC or Chicago with those in LA.

  23. 23.

    goonie bird

    September 22, 2005 at 9:52 pm

    DAN QUAYLE was right about MURPHY BROWN so why should he appologise?

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