Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?

We are builders in a constant struggle with destroyers. let’s win this.

In short, I come down firmly on all sides of the issue.

Republican obstruction dressed up as bipartisanship. Again.

Republicans can’t even be trusted with their own money.

It’s easy to sit in safety and prescribe what other people should be doing.

That’s my take and I am available for criticism at this time.

No Justins, No Peace

Red lights blinking on democracy’s dashboard

Battle won, war still ongoing.

“Cheese and Kraken paired together for the appetizer trial.”

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

A consequence of cucumbers

It’s the corruption, stupid.

Roe isn’t about choice, it’s about freedom.

Republicans want to make it harder to vote and easier for them to cheat.

Fuck the extremist election deniers. What’s money for if not for keeping them out of office?

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

Republicans are radicals, not conservatives.

I’m sure you banged some questionable people yourself.

Republicans are the party of chaos and catastrophe.

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21Comments

  1. 1.

    Steve S

    Man, this guy’s got a serious obsession problem with feminist websites.

    Like, Dude… get a fucking life already.

  3. 3.

    Otto Man

    Like, Dude… get a fucking life already.

    Seriously. You get the sense that whoever created those shirts has no “fucking life” to speak of. And he never will with that kind of attitude.

  5. 5.

    nyrev

    Sure, p53’s cool when it works. I’d like it and p62 c-myc a lot better if we could figure out what makes them tick and how to keep them ticking.

  7. 7.

    Jeff G

    People who hang out all day in the fucking comments at balloon-juice are suggesting I have no life?

    You people do realize that you sit around all day waiting for John to put up a post so you can wax disaffected and ironic on a message board don’t you. Please. Tell me you know this.

    Incidentally, I was chatting on IM with one of the girls from Feministe all this afternoon; unsurprisingly, she’s not nearly so humorless as the snarling and needy dorks who hang out here all day trashing everybody who doesn’t worship at the altar of Howard Dean.

  8. 8.

    Pb

    People who hang out all day in the fucking comments at balloon-juice are suggesting I have no life?

    I just check in from time to time, but… sure, why not.

    You people do realize that you sit around all day waiting for John to put up a post

    Apparently you do. I mean, here you are again, for one.

    Incidentally, I was chatting on IM with one of the girls from Feministe all this afternoon; unsurprisingly, she’s not nearly so humorless

    Great. Have *her* post on your blog. Or, send her over here. According to you, it sounds like this blog could use the new blood more.

  9. 9.

    Zifnab

    From reading these T’s I can only imagine this is a guy who’s been blue-balled one too many times from the wrong set of girls.

    That said, a couple are pretty funny.

  10. 10.

    www

    pb,

    JeffG show up here about once a month, if that.

    BTW: Why don’t you “snarling and needy dorks” grow some nuts and post your “critiques” on Goldstein’s website? He does accept comments.

  11. 11.

    Steve S

    Jeff G. – Hey man, take it easy. We were just kidding.

    You don’t need to go all postal on us.

  13. 13.

    Ancient Purple

    You people do realize that you sit around all day waiting for John to put up a post so you can wax disaffected and ironic on a message board don’t you. Please. Tell me you know this.

    Please.

    Like you haven’t been refreshing the comments section of this post to see your name in lights.

    Spare me.

  14. 14.

    Tim F.

    Sure, p53’s cool when it works. I’d like it and p62 c-myc a lot better if we could figure out what makes them tick and how to keep them ticking.

    I don’t buy it. You just can’t call a proto-oncogene ‘wise.’

    Since you picked two I’m going to toss in sirtuin. It may not be friking Yoda, but it’s definitely up there with Chiun from Remo Williams.

  15. 15.

    Krista

    …To develop a line of shirts that make fun of the self-effacing irony that made fun of feminist earnestness in the first place.

    And we’ve come full circle, boys and girls. How come the t-shirt that mentions blonds and brunettes makes no mention of redheads? I feel left out…

    Seriously, though…the t-shirts were okay. I wasn’t offended by them, but didn’t find them to be particularly hilarious, either. But I find most message t-shirts to be pretty tacky anyway.

  16. 16.

    nyrev

    Ooh. Sirtuin is cool! Definitely wise enough for a t-shirt, anyway.

    GFP may not actually be that wise, but it kind of looks like Yoda.

  17. 17.

    Steve

    Jeff just had to pop in to let us know he talked with a girl today. Grats, dude.

    Maybe Krista will agree to serve as his “girlfriend in Canada” that he can tell everyone about…

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