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Steelers Sunday

by John Cole|  December 18, 200511:09 am| 9 Comments

This post is in: Sports

The Steelers take on the Vikings in another must win, and the Steelers have received some help getting a Wild card berth with the Chiefs losing yesterday to the Tiki Barber and ten other people.

For the record, I hate watching football in domes. Go Steelers!

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Persons of the Year

by John Cole|  December 18, 200511:06 am| 11 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links

Time has made their choice, and it is Bono and Melinda and Bill Gates:

For being shrewd about doing good, for rewiring politics and re-engineering justice, for making mercy smarter and hope strategic and then daring the rest of us to follow, Bill and Melinda Gates and Bono are TIME’s Persons of the Year.

I do not have access to the full story. Suffice it to say, Bono’s work with debt relief and other issues and the Gates’ giving away, literally, boatloads of cash to needy causes secured their choice.

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Cheney To Iraq

by John Cole|  December 18, 200510:45 am| 11 Comments

This post is in: War on Terror aka GSAVE®

From this one Talabani statement, will a thousand Kos diaries bloom:

US Vice-President Dick Cheney has made an unannounced visit to Iraq – his first since the 2003 US-led invasion.
Mr Cheney praised Iraq’s “tremendous” elections last week and was described by President Jalal Talabani as a “hero for liberating Iraq”.

The visit was kept so secret that it is thought even the Iraqi prime minister was not told beforehand.

As one of the main advocates of the Iraq war, Mr Cheney has come under constant criticism by opponents.

Heh.

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Exporting Democracy

by John Cole|  December 18, 200510:25 am| 78 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, War on Terror aka GSAVE®

Before you roll your eyes, read this:

The answers, which aren’t as simple as yes or no, explain what can happen when the United States tries to use democracy as a way to reform the world. The promotion, packaging and exportation of democracy is now America’s foreign policy, more so than at any other time in U.S. history. Its most visible example is Iraq — but that’s the extreme version.

More typical of what is going on every day, in every part of the world, continuously and invisibly, can be found in the details of what happened to an unknown program in Yemen, and to a cast of characters stretching from Washington to one of the world’s most troubled and mysterious countries, all with differing definitions of what democracy means.

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Democracy as commodity: In such a calculation, Operation Iraqi Freedom is one part of Bush’s foreign policy; Yemen: Tribal Conflict Mitigation Program is another, along with hundreds of other programs funded under the Bush administration, such as Promoting Democracy Through Community Radio in Congo, $35,000; Supporting the Electoral Process in Mongolia, $109,725; and Increasing the Transparency and Accountability of Governmental Institutions in Moldova, $36,386.

In total, the United States will spend at least $1 billion this year on these programs. An exact figure is difficult to know because democracy promotion has evolved from a theory into an industry that sprawls all over Washington, encompassing the State Department, the U.S. Agency for International Development, the National Endowment for Democracy and dozens of for-profits and nonprofits around Washington that live and die on government contracts and grants. USAID, which allocates the most money for democracy promotion by far, says it will spend at least $1.2 billion, which it spent in 2004. A State Department spokesman declined to give a figure, saying, “The problem is, it falls into so many categories it’s difficult to tease out.”

The one thing that everyone agrees on is that since Sept. 11, 2001, the amount of money the Bush administration is steering to promote democracy in Islamic countries of the Middle East has increased dramatically, even at the expense of other regions of the world. To help in this, there is a new office in the State Department called the Middle East Partnership Initiative, overseen by a deputy assistant secretary of state named J. Scott Carpenter, who candidly acknowledges, “We don’t know yet how best to promote democracy in the Arab Middle East. I mean we just don’t know. It’s the early days.” But that’s no reason not to try, he says, especially in such urgent times. His approach: “I think there are times when you throw spaghetti against the wall and see if it sticks.”

Read the whole thing and tell me what your take is- I am of the belief that this is the sort of thing we should be actively supporting, and a billion dollars for seed corn, which is what this is, really, is a very wise investment.

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The Resource Curse

by John Cole|  December 18, 200510:21 am| 17 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

Interesting piece in the NY Times Magazine by Peter Maass, titled “The Price Of Oil.”

Long story short- environmentalists who have blocked the drilling of oil domestically often lose site of the fact thatthat oil will instead come from a country which does not have the environmental protections the United States does.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by John Cole|  December 17, 20059:33 pm| 10 Comments

This post is in: Sports

I forgot there were two football games today and did not update my Fantasy Football lineups and Tiki Barber ran for 220 yards and two touchdowns and I had him benched and ARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

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FISA, the NY Times, and Domestic Spying

by John Cole|  December 17, 20057:50 pm| 195 Comments

This post is in: Media, Politics, War on Terror aka GSAVE®

Frequent commenter Al Maviva has a post up claiming the NY Times domestic spying story is much ado about nothing.

In a rather atypical move for me, I am going to wait until things flesh out (things are happening fast and furious, with accusations flying) on this issue before I come to any conclusions.

*** Update ***

Glenn Greenwald says Al is misquoting FISA.

Ezra Klein has this to say:

Everything Bush is doing is legal, but nothing in the way he’s doing it is. When you need a wiretap, the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act allows you to apply for one. When you need it yesterday, FISA allows you to place the tap immediately and retroactively clear it with a judge 72 hours later. The law strikes a balance between broad executive powers and substantive oversight — the president has full authority to assault the evildoers, but cannot deploy the law on behalf of his own political interests. It’s a check on totalitarianism. What Bush has done is unilaterally decide the oversight unnecessary. Given the shape and safeguards of FISA, there was no operational need to evade it. It was an exclusively ideological decision in service of unlimited executive powers, and it’s chilling.

*** Update #2 ***

Al Maviva responds, and Mahablog calls me, Dean Esmay, and Instapundit liars for linking to Al and Glenn G. Classy, Barbara. My response here.

*** Update #3 ***

Mahablog updates. Thanks.

You know, this is blogging. I know we all have different political sides, but the back and forth between differing opinions does not mean someone is lying. I don’t think Al was ‘lying,’ nor do I think Glenn is ‘lying.’ It is possible for people to just be, you know, wrong, or, get this, to disagree about what complex statutes mean. I can assure you, despite my bluster, I am wrong about something almost every day.

I can’t help but thinking about Jay’s farewell post when I write this, although the irony of me, a self-styled loudmouth, pointing this out, does not escape me.

*** Update ***

Yet another post by Al Maviva.

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