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At some point, the ability to learn is a factor of character, not IQ.

The revolution will be supervised.

The fundamental promise of conservatism all over the world is a return to an idealized past that never existed.

Mediocre white men think RFK Jr’s pathetic midlife crisis is inspirational. The bar is set so low for them, it’s subterranean.

“In the future, this lab will be a museum. do not touch it.”

“Can i answer the question? No you can not!”

Be a wild strawberry.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

I would try pessimism, but it probably wouldn’t work.

Optimism opens the door to great things.

Oh FFS you might as well trust a 6-year-old with a flamethrower.

The real work of an opposition party is to oppose.

the 10% who apparently lack object permanence

“Just close your eyes and kiss the girl and go where the tilt-a-whirl takes you.” ~OzarkHillbilly

You are so fucked. Still, I wish you the best of luck.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

It is not hopeless, and we are not helpless.

There are some who say that there are too many strawmen arguments on this blog.

When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.

We do not need to pander to people who do not like what we stand for.

How stupid are these people?

One lie, alone, tears the fabric of reality.

If you don’t believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love isn’t freedom, it is privilege.

Just because you believe it, that does not make it true.

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Things In The News

by John Cole|  March 29, 20058:52 pm| 9 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

Some quick things you should probably know:

Johnnie Cochran of OJ Simpson fame is dead at 67.

Jerry Falwell may be dying.

Kofi Annan was cleared.

Boy Scout leader charged with owning kiddie porn.

And, in breaking news, the intelligence regarding Iraq was bad. No shit.

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Site Maintenance

by John Cole|  March 29, 20058:39 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

New blog added to blogroll:

Milt Rosenberg’s Milt Files.

Also, feel free to advertise here via blogads to help support this site (which is way overdue on a site re-design).

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All Things Schiavo

by John Cole|  March 29, 20058:36 pm| 21 Comments

This post is in: Politics

If you can tolerate just one more opinion on the Schiavo case, then make it this one, which I found via the Samizdata:

The constant appeals by the parents to various courts result in the same response again and again: that it is not within the jurisdiction of the court system to circumvent the legal authority of Terri

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It’s Here

by John Cole|  March 29, 20053:29 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Media

Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory.

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The Circular Firing Squad

by John Cole|  March 29, 200512:04 pm| 3 Comments

This post is in: Politics

Heh.

(via Dean Esmay)

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Cal Thomas, Idiot

by John Cole|  March 28, 20052:12 pm| 82 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

The award for the most over the top assessment of the Terri Schiavo issue, replete with crucifixion analogies and hysterical predictions, goes to Cal Thomas. Enjoy the references to the Holocaust and slavery, but ‘conservatives’ can still take comfort in the fact that fags are not mentioned, and should probably be considered fair game.

I actually saw this Saturday night after the WVU game and had to wait for the transcript. Here it is, in all its glory:

It’s Easter weekend and those who believe Easter is about something other than bunny rabbits, dyed eggs and marshmallow chickens, will find it eerie that a type of passion play is playing out in Florida.

Terry Schiavo has been sentenced to death.

One does not wish to push the analogy too far. Easter remains a unique event, but it will not be lost on the millions, who observe it as the death of an innocent man for guilty men and women, that Terri Schiavo does not deserve to die.

Those Catholics and evangelical Protestants who voted for President Bush in large numbers will be heartened that he and a republican Congress came to the aid of this Catholic woman in her time of distress. Beyond the politics, though, is something more important.

Our “evolving standards,” as Justice Kennedy recently called them in a death penalty case, means all of us are potentially at risk of euthanasia if we do not measure-up to cultural and arbitrary whims imposed by unaccountable judges. Do you see where this is headed?

Today, it’s Terri Schiavo. Tomorrow it could be you or me.

As pressure grows to ease the financial burden on social security, pressure will also grow to eliminate the elderly and infirm to “free-up” more money for the “fit” and those who contribute more than they take from society.

Events like this should not be seen in a vacuum. When one category of life is deemed unworthy of protection

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Please- Not Again

by John Cole|  March 28, 20051:59 pm| 1 Comment

This post is in: Open Threads

This is distressing:

A major earthquake struck off the west coast of Indonesia’s Sumatra Island late Monday, and officials issued a tsunami warning for as far away as Sri Lanka. Residents of Banda Aceh fled their homes in panic.

The U.S. Geological Survey said the temblor, which occurred at 11:09 p.m. local time (11:09 a.m. EST), measured a magnitude of 8.2. It was described by one of the agency’s geologists as an aftershock of the devastating Dec. 26 quake.

In Banda Aceh, the Sumatran city that was hit hardest by December’s tsunami, the quake cut electricity and thousands poured into the streets, most getting into vehicles to flee low-lying areas.

Tsunami warnings were issued in Thailand, Japan and Sri Lanka. Authorities said it could take several hours to know whether the quake had generated a devastating tsunami.

Sirens blared along Sri Lanka’s devastated east coast as the government warned seaside residents to evacuate immediately.

I hope the alarms are successful.

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