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DeLay

by John Cole|  March 27, 200512:27 pm| 31 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

The DeLay Dilemma:

A family tragedy that unfolded in a Texas hospital during the fall of 1988 was a private ordeal

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Happy Easter

by John Cole|  March 27, 200512:02 pm| 4 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Have a good one. Lot of passion and hot tempers and hyperbole and hyperventilating this week. Remember what is important.

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Funniest Film Ever

by John Cole|  March 26, 200511:58 pm| 4 Comments

This post is in: Humorous

Why on earth had no one ever told me about this before?

*** Update ***

ROFL. I forgot to give credit to credit to Gary Farber for finally showing me this.

I saw the link at his site yesterday, then went and downloaded it. I did something for a number of hours (maybe watch WVU get beat), came back and watched it, and when I posted this I forgot where I found it in the first place. That is taken care, and my apologies for the breach in blog etiquette.

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Gotta Love The UN

by John Cole|  March 26, 20058:22 pm| 3 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

I guess we know now why Kofi Annan is rushing to ‘reform’ the UN. Read this and weep.

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Damn

by John Cole|  March 26, 20057:02 pm| 12 Comments

This post is in: Sports

The Mountaineers, one of the most exciting and over-achieving teams in NCAA Tournament history, have just come up short against Louisville in overtime.

I sure as hell am proud of them, and they were classy till the end, letting them run out the clock when it was clear the game was over, rather than fouling cheap and possibly hurting someone from Louisville.

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WingNut Update

by John Cole|  March 26, 20055:39 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Outrage

This guy is frightening.

*** Update ***

Unbelievable. There are people defending this guy in the comments.

No they aren’t. They are just accusing me of lumping this guy in with everyone else in the planet who disagrees with me. Cute.

Comments now closed. Ugly.

But if you think I am implying everyone who is religious is like this scummy fruitcake, you are wrong. Don’t put words in my mouth.

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A Modest Proposal

by John Cole|  March 26, 20054:18 pm| 25 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

This Schiavo mess has been an outrage and a sad mess, and we need to make sure things like this don’t happen again. Well- we need to do what we can to try to make sure thigs like thisdont happen again. Charles Krauthammer had a ham-fisted proposal the other day that would virtually ensure chaos, pitting family member against family member, so here is my proposal:

Every state should make a living will a requirement for couples in order to get their marriage licenses. We already require birth certificates amd HIV tests, a living will should be no large burden. However, the devil is in the details.

1.) Convene a national panel of medical and legal experts, and by experts, I mean people who actually know something, not people you are paying to pretend they know something (See Jeb Bush). This panel would then invesitgate and report back with a proposal to codify the language of medicine and law into a single coherent agreement.

One of the most frustrating things over the past few weeks has been is listening to people babble on about how a feeding tube is not a medical treatment, etc. Bring in the experts- neurologists, end-of-life caregivers, medical ethicists, relgious leaders and bio-ethicists, and lawyers from the appropriate area of specialty.

Then, have them sit down and create a glossary of agreed upon language that can be accepted by the medical comomunity, the legal community, and the relgious community. Create a multi-tiered system of treatment options. Define what is meant by “Do not resuscitate” and “extraordinary measures.” Religious leaders could then lend advice as to which tiers are acceptable for their faith. The National Right to Life folks are already doing something like this with their “Will to Live.”

Let’s not let them dominate the debate, let’s be honest, diligent, and straight-forward, and create language and options that will lead to consensus. When they are done, when someone uses terms such as “extraordinary measures,’ we will not be referring to abstractions and nebulous concepts which can mean different things to different people. We will need agreement on what is meant in all of the cases.

2.) Congress can then adopt those in something that will no doubt be named “Terri’s Law,” and can establish that when these terms are used in legal documents such as living will, they are given the full authority of the federal government.

3.) Marriage falls in the domain of state law, so something needs to be done to get the states to adhere to this law. Not an unfunded mandate, but an incentive to folow. Congresscritters can think of something, I am sure.

4.) Mandate that the legal and religious advice price be provided for a modest fee. There is no reason, once these things are in place, that a lawyer and your religious leader and a medical provider of choice can not sit down with a couple and hash this out in an hour or two for under a few hundred dollars.

5.) Create a national database that can store this living will, so that no matter where you are married, this living will will be accessible. No need to file it with your attorney, no need to file it with your current doctor, no need to bring a copy to a new doctor should you move.

6.) A media campaign explaining the reasoning for this. This is not government intervention or government regulation, this is society making the determination that you know best how you want to be treated, and that this is the best way to make sure that your wishes are carried through.

I am open to suggestions, but this should get the ball rolling. Your input is appreciated.

Contact your member in the House and Senate. Let’s make this hapen, and let’s make something postive happen out of this whole sordid affair.

*** Update ***

And yes, I instinctively am against laws exactly like this- but you just know congress is going to do ‘something.’ They just have to do ‘something.’ They insert themselves in everything. This seems to be less troubling than anything else they could do, in particular the Krauthammer proposal I suggested above.

*** Update ***

Just because I have a sense of humor, I sent this to the folks at Reason and to the Instapundit. That should be entertaining. Heh.

*** Update ***

Others hate it, although I reject some of their characterizations of the proposal.

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