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Oil

by John Cole|  March 17, 20051:26 pm| 10 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

So the Senate approved drilling in ANWR, and with little fanfare in the blogosphere. The politics of the issue seems that opposition to inconsequential drilling in a miniscule portion of a barren tundra is hard to sustain when the price of oil has hit $57 a barrel. Good- there is no real reason we shouldn’t be extracting our natural resources for our benefit.

However, the notion that this will stop our energy problems is absurd. More crude does not boost our refining capacity. More crude does not do anything about demand. More crude does not really impact our main energy consumption- electricity and the production of electricity.

As usual, both parties have their own oxes that need to be gored. Liberals need to get over their knee-jerk opposition and outright demagoguery regarding the use of nuclear power. Republicans need to quit catering to the auto industry and dramatically increase CAFE standards (which are ridiculously low considering the technological breakthroughs of the last 20 years- even FORD admits certain vehicles are environmentally unfriendly). Both parties need to infuse money into industries researching alternative energy sources. Tax credits and incentives need to be boosted for those who conserve or use energy conscious products.

I doubt any of it happens.

*** Update ***

If you happen to think that CAFE standards are stupid or unnecessary, then fine. I would much rather have no Cafe standards than ineffective, outdated, and useless ones.

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Grandstanding

by John Cole|  March 17, 20051:10 pm| 2 Comments

This post is in: Media

The Congressional hearings on the use of steroids in baseball are inconsequential, pointless, unimportant, and nothing more than political grandstanding.

And, as the Liquid List points out- the MSM is giving these political hacks precisely what they want- limelight. (via Atrios)

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The Mob Mentality

by John Cole|  March 17, 200512:55 pm| 24 Comments

This post is in: Outrage

Eugene Volokh links to this story about this grotesque public execution in Iran and states:

I particularly like the involvement of the victims’ relatives in the killing of the monster; I think that if he’d killed one of my relatives, I would have wanted to play a role in killing him. Also, though for many instances I would prefer less painful forms of execution, I am especially pleased that the killing

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Harvard Woes

by John Cole|  March 15, 20059:17 pm| 45 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Given what we know about certain elements in the Harvard faculty, in particular those aligned against Larry Summers, this vote of no-confidence should probably be interpreted as a ringing endorsement for the majority of people who are not members of the ‘reality based community’ that is the Harvard left.

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Kick ‘Em While They Are Down

by John Cole|  March 15, 200511:18 am| 3 Comments

This post is in: Politics

PJ takes a swipe at Kerry and Tom Oliphant.

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Still Not Getting It

by John Cole|  March 15, 200511:01 am| 39 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Scalia nailed this:

In a 35-minute speech Monday, Scalia said unelected judges have no place deciding issues such as abortion and the death penalty. The court’s 5-4 ruling March 1 to outlaw the juvenile death penalty based on “evolving notions of decency” was simply a mask for the personal policy preferences of the five-member majority, he said.

“If you think aficionados of a living Constitution want to bring you flexibility, think again,” Scalia told an audience at the Woodrow Wilson Center, a Washington think tank. “You think the death penalty is a good idea? Persuade your fellow citizens to adopt it. You want a right to abortion? Persuade your fellow citizens and enact it. That’s flexibility.”

“Why in the world would you have it interpreted by nine lawyers?” he said.

Of course, some people will never understand this and will instead resort to cheap taunts and accusations of bigotry. And before you call me a bigot, Oliver- I am in favor of homosexual marriage.

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Spring Break

by John Cole|  March 15, 200512:22 am| 1 Comment

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

I’ll be back…

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