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Human Rights Abuses

by John Cole|  March 4, 200512:13 pm| 14 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

We are not a perfect nation- we never have been, we never will be, and most realistic people recognize that what makes us different from other nations is that when we identify our shortcomings, we attempt to do something about them . As Bernard Lewis notes:

We of the West are accused of sexism, racism, and imperialism, institutionalized in patriarchy and slavery, tyranny and exploitation. To these charges, and to others as heinous, we have no option but to plead guilty — not as Americans, nor yet as Westerners, but simply as human beings, as members of the human race. In none of these sins are we the only sinners, and in some of them we are very far from being the worst. The treatment of women in the Western world, and more generally in Christendom, has always been unequal and often oppressive, but even at its worst it was rather better than the rule of polygamy and concubinage that has otherwise been the almost universal lot of womankind on this planet.

Is racism, then, the main grievance? Certainly the word figures prominently in publicity addressed to Western, Eastern European, and some Third World audiences. It figures less prominently in what is written and published for home consumption, and has become a generalized and meaningless term of abuse — rather like “fascism,” which is nowadays imputed to opponents even by spokesmen for one-party, nationalist dictatorships of various complexions and shirt colors.

Slavery is today universally denounced as an offense against humanity, but within living memory it has been practiced and even defended as a necessary institution, established and regulated by divine law. The peculiarity of the peculiar institution, as Americans once called it, lay not in its existence but in its abolition. Westerners were the first to break the consensus of acceptance and to outlaw slavery, first at home, then in the other territories they controlled, and finally wherever in the world they were able to exercise power or influence — in a word, by means of imperialism…

We acknowledge our shortcomings, and we try to overcome them:

In having practiced sexism, racism, and imperialism, the West was merely following the common practice of mankind through the millennia of recorded history. Where it is distinct from all other civilizations is in having recognized, named, and tried, not entirely without success, to remedy these historic diseases. And that is surely a matter for congratulation, not condemnation.

Enough table setting. This week, the United States released this report detailing Human Rights abuses by the interim government in Iraq:

The State Department on Monday detailed an array of human rights abuses last year by the Iraqi government, including torture, rape and illegal detentions by police officers and functionaries of the interim administration that took power in June.

In the Bush administration’s bluntest description of human rights transgressions by the American-supported government, the report said the Iraqis “generally respected human rights, but serious problems remained” as the government and American-led foreign forces fought a violent insurgency. It cited “reports of arbitrary deprivation of life, torture, impunity, poor prison conditions – particularly in pretrial detention facilities – and arbitrary arrest and detention.”

The lengthy discussion came in a chapter on Iraq in the department’s annual report on human rights, which pointedly criticized not only countries that had been found chronically deficient, like North Korea, Syria and Iran, but also some close American allies, including Egypt, Jordan, Saudi Arabia and Pakistan.

The allegations of abuses by an Iraqi government installed by the United States and still heavily influenced by it provided an unusual element to the larger report. The report did not address incidents in Iraq in which Americans were involved, like the abuse of prisoners at Abu Ghraib, which came to light in 2004.

If you ever wondered why those on my side of the aisle look with disdain at the loony left, you need look no farther than the reactions to this report from the usual supects:

The America Blog (who put down Gannon’s penis long enough for some loud condemnation of the United States):

The irony is so thick here, I’m just gonna play it straight. In its annual roundup of human rights abuses from around the world, the US details the abuses of the interim Iraqi government, which include torture, rape and illegal detentions. Needless to say, none of these charges include the abuses of the US soldiers in Iraq, just the Iraqis. (Imagine them sorting it all out: “Hey, Ahmad, did you sodomize that 17 year old kid or was that me?”)

Of course, this Congressionally mandated annual report doesn’t detail the abuses by the US government either here in our country or anywhere else around the world. Obviously, it never occurred to anyone that we would ever be part of the problem instead of part of the solution. Sadly, there is virtually NOTHING we detail being done by other countries that the US cannot be justifiably accused of doing on some level as well.

I guess it will come as a relief that the America Blog has some champions abroad who agree with them who the real source of evil in the world is:

China issued a tit-for-tat report card Thursday on human rights in the United States that lambasted the Pentagon for “wanton slaughters” abroad, belittled American elections as awash in special-interest cash and accused U.S. courts of deep-seated racial bias.

Chinese government report, which portrayed the United States as gun-crazed and unfair to minorities, came three days after the State Department released its annual report on human rights abuses in countries around the world, including China.

It marked the sixth straight year that China has countered the American report with one of its own, but this year’s was particularly noteworthy because it condemned the United States for abuses by American soldiers at the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq (news – web sites).

“In 2004, the atrocity of U.S. troops abusing Iraqi POWs exposed the dark side of the human rights performance of the United States,” the report said.

Instead of censuring other nations, the report urged the United States to “reflect on its erroneous behavior” and deal with “tons of problems in its own human rights.”

Fabulous. In the minds of the loony left and the corrupt and brutal Chinese regime, America is the problem.

*** Update ***

Oliver writes in the comments:

John, the true patriots look into their own nation, criticize and seek to improve it. Simply saying “China is WORSE!” does not make the problem go away or help America improve itself.

True patriots recognize the difference between murder and petty larceny. What the Chinese are doing, with their willing accomplices on the left, are muddying the water. The Chinese have no intention of stopping their Human Rights abuses- they just wish to badger us into submission so that we feel too guilty to mention their odious behavior. Stop helping them.

Pretend you are in a court of law where a man was accused of murder. In his defense, the accused stands up and says:

“The prosecutor once got into a bar fight.”

By the logic of Oliver and the the folks at Americablog- the accused murderer should go free.

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Public Relations Disaster

by John Cole|  March 4, 200511:49 am| 1 Comment

This post is in: Humorous

I have no idea what is going on at Blogshares, but according to this, Balloon Juice has been experiencing some management problems:

Balloon Juice suffered a huge setback with several analysts urging their clients to ditch the stock as it suffered a public relations disaster. The exact nature of customer dissatisfaction was not known but Village Idiot was rumoured to have had a hand in it. Industry insiders suspect a Critic (artefact) was involved. Balloon Juice share price dropped from B$567.42 to B$226.97

Village Idiot declined to comment on the recent speculation.

Then there is this:

Balloon Juice suffered a huge setback with several analysts urging their clients to ditch the stock as it suffered a public relations disaster. The exact nature of customer dissatisfaction was not known but IXLNXS was rumoured to have had a hand in it. Industry insiders suspect a Scoop (artefact) was involved. Balloon Juice share price dropped from B$482.19 to B$279.67

IXLNXS declined to comment on the recent speculation.

I have no idea what the hell is going on. I do apologize to any shareholders who were hurt. Heh.

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What the Hell is Going On?

by John Cole|  March 4, 200510:35 am| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Politics

I would once again take the time to thank the NY Times, the rest of the MSM, and the idiot Democrats who thought that McCain-Feingold was a good idea and an absolute imperative for the nation. I warned you. I told you. You didn’t listen. Thanks. And damn you Bush- why the hell did you sign it?

After reading this utterly disturbing CNET piece discussing the policing of the internet and in particular, webloggers, it becomes clear where we currently stand. Here are two scenarios:

1.) I buy a webcam, set up a website, and then film myself shoving a 2×4 up my ass while making out with a plastic blow up doll (or, perhaps depictions of the rape and murder of women).

2.) I set up a website and talk about why Hillary Clinton is not suited for the Presidency and then link to the Rice/Guilani ’08 website.

Now, personally, despite how depraved the first scenario is, I don’t think it should be illegal. However, I think it serves as a pretty decent example how far we have strayed from the founder’s intent when the first scenario is protected speech and the second isn’t.

Here’s to these guys, who have a pretty decent idea (via Instapundit).

Professor Bainbridge has more, including the a more genteel version of my observation:

Yet, the oddity of campaign finance regulation is that we have ended up in a place in which pornographers apparently have greater constitutional protection than political bloggers. It’s like we live in the First Amendment’s Bizzaro World.

He also has the goods on McCain and Feingold, who used their free speech to launch an outrageous smear campaign against Brad Smith, one of the few good guys.

Captain Ed also talks in detail about this, including links to discussions in MYDD and the Daily Kos, as well as this open letter to the Senate:

To the honorable Senators McCain and Feingold, et al:

I have read with considerable dismay the effect that your recent lawsuit against the Federal Election Commission, upheld by Judge Colleen Kollar-Ketelly, will have on political speech on the Internet. I write a political media-watchdog blog, Captain’s Quarters, which enjoys a not-insubstantial daily readership. No one pays me to do this; I operate my site and write on topics purely from personal convictions and a deep desire to improve the world around me and make the nation stronger. I can unequivocally say the same about my many colleagues in the “blogosphere”, both liberal and conservative.

Now we understand from Bradley Smith, one of the FEC commissioners, that your lawsuit forcing them to regulate speech on the Internet will have the effect of turning our efforts into in-kind contributions, especially when we provide hyperlinks back to candidate sites for referencing their positions and excerpt text from their on-line documents. Hyperlinks allow our readers to check our references to ensure our accuracy and context, and perform the hygienic task of holding our politicians accountable for their campaign practices. All of this not only should fall under the protection of the First Amendment, but it should be the primary reason for the First Amendment — to protect and encourage free political speech and foster genuine debate…

And, just because I am a partisan shill, I would like to disturbingly note that despite the fact that the good guys in this story are the Republicans on the FEC, something MYDD observes (“If the 3 Democratic-appointed judges on the FEC panel manage to extend the 2002 campaign finance law to regulate political speech over the internet, we Democrats can say hello to the wilderness for sure”), for the lunatics at the Daily Kos it is more of the same old cutting off the nose to spite the face nonsense we have grown to know and love from these wingnuts. Check out the comments.

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The Modern Loan Sharks

by John Cole|  March 4, 200510:16 am| 39 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

Last month I talked about my displeasure with the predatory practices of the loathesome credit card industry, and I was promptly raked over the coals by my libertarian and arch conservative readers, who somehow find interest rates of 35-50% and obscene layers of fees wholly acceptable (to read some of the comments, you would thing they are vital or all credit would dry up). Apparently I did not learn my lesson, because I share Kevin Drum’s concerns:

I do not like the credit card industry. The revolting travesty of “universal default” is one reason. That they have become obscenely profitable by transforming themselves into little more than genteel loan sharks preying on the unfortunate is another. And the fact that despite all this they still insist that bankruptcy laws need to be tightened so they can squeeze another few dollars out of their already wretched clients is the final straw.

Kevin then links to this LA Times story, which is a must read.

People like Josephine McCarthy, for instance, a 71-year-old secretary at the Salem Baptist Church, less than a mile from where the Senate bill is being debating.

According to papers in her recent bankruptcy, McCarthy discovered at about the time of her husband’s death in 2003 that the couple had a $4,888 balance on a Providian Financial Corp. Visa card and another $2,020 balance on a Providian Mastercard.

Over the two years from 2002 until early 2004, when she filed for bankruptcy, McCarthy charged an additional $218 on the first card and made more than $3,000 in payments, the court papers show. But instead of her balance going down, finance charges

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The Purge Continues

by John Cole|  March 4, 20059:47 am| 4 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Sayeth the Bull Moose:

The Moose argues that the Democrats need Lieberman more than Joe needs the donkey.

The Moose is a ticketed rider on the anti-privatization train. If there is one remaining defined benefit in society, it should be a guaranteed safety net for the aged. Moreover, it appears that the American public agrees with this notion.

Having said that, the Moose does not believe the litmus test for remaining a card carrying Democratic elected official is that issue. It is interesting to the Moose that a film maker who suggests that the United States manufactured the war in Afghanistan to further oil interests is a celebrated figure to many in the Democratic party, while a respected Democratic Senator and former Vice Presidential nominee (who generally votes with the liberal mainstream of the party) is a primary target for a purge.

The fight against social security privatization is important but not vital to the future of the Democratic Party. While the President may get something, he most probably will not win passage of his most ambitious privatization scheme. Meanwhile, Democrats must still address the problems in their own house. And those weaknesses involve being perceived as weak on values and national security.

No member of the party can better assist the party in addressing these weaknesses than Joe Lieberman. No, the Moose is not suggesting that he run again for President. Rather, he can provide valuable counsel to the party on how to better connect with those folks who have become estranged from the party in the past years.

Democrats would be wise to listen to the Moose, although no one is safe from the push for centralized control of all things ideological. Even Alan Greenspan:

“I’m not a big Greenspan fan — Alan Greenspan fan,” Reid said when asked about the Fed chairman’s testimony this week urging Congress to deal quickly with the financial problems facing Social Security and Medicare. “I voted against him the last two times. I think he’s one of the biggest political hacks we have in Washington.”

Yglesias notes:

let me add a little background to the effect that Senator Reid has some sort of long-standing beef with Greenspan that, unlike the standard-line critique we’re hearing, seems to actually be grounded in his conduct in doing his actual job — running the Federal Reserve. I don’t have real ideas about how that job should be done, but I am aware that there seems to be a very widespread consensus that Greenspan has done a good job of this. Setting the interests rates and so forth. Insofar as people have complaints about the man, it overwhelmingly concerns his freelancing as a fiscal policy analyst.

I don’t think Greenspan has pressured Republicans enough about the deficit, but he is most certainly not one of the biggest political hacks in Washington. But, the purge must be complete for the dictatorship of the proletariat to succeed.

*** Update ***

Atrios and the Daily Kos call off the hit.

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An Incredible Feat

by John Cole|  March 3, 20054:01 pm| 11 Comments

This post is in: Popular Culture

This is pretty impressive:

Steve Fossett’s audacious attempt to fly an airplane around the world alone, without stops or refueling, ended successfully today at the former Air Force base in Kansas where it began, as his GlobalFlyer, its 13 fuel tanks nearly empty, touched down safely in Salina some 67 hours after it left.

The sleek plane, designed especially for the flight and partly bankrolled by Sir Richard Branson of VirginAtlantic Airlines, touched down shortly before 2 p.m. Central time under clear skies that had helped warm the weather to an unseasonable 69 degrees. Mr. Fossett was greeted by a throng of journalists and well-wishers, including Sir Richard, who performed a celebratory champagne dousing.

Wow.

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Cool Stuff

by John Cole|  March 2, 200511:05 pm| Leave a Comment

This post is in: Movies

If you like animated shorts and the like, check out this link with lots of cool stuff.

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