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Not Dead

by John Cole|  March 11, 20057:23 pm| 44 Comments

This post is in: Previous Site Maintenance

I am not dead- just taking a quick break. But since I am here, I just thought I would put up this greatest hit from one of the reality-based community’s annointed heroes:

Former ambassador Joseph C. Wilson IV, dispatched by the CIA in February 2002 to investigate reports that Iraq sought to reconstitute its nuclear weapons program with uranium from Africa, was specifically recommended for the mission by his wife, a CIA employee, contrary to what he has said publicly.

Wilson last year launched a public firestorm with his accusations that the administration had manipulated intelligence to build a case for war. He has said that his trip to Niger should have laid to rest any notion that Iraq sought uranium there and has said his findings were ignored by the White House.

Wilson’s assertions — both about what he found in Niger and what the Bush administration did with the information — were undermined yesterday in a bipartisan Senate intelligence committee report.

The panel found that Wilson’s report, rather than debunking intelligence about purported uranium sales to Iraq, as he has said, bolstered the case for most intelligence analysts. And contrary to Wilson’s assertions and even the government’s previous statements, the CIA did not tell the White House it had qualms about the reliability of the Africa intelligence that made its way into 16 fateful words in President Bush’s January 2003 State of the Union address.

Yesterday’s report said that whether Iraq sought to buy lightly enriched “yellowcake” uranium from Niger is one of the few bits of prewar intelligence that remains an open question. Much of the rest of the intelligence suggesting a buildup of weapons of mass destruction was unfounded, the report said.

The report turns a harsh spotlight on what Wilson has said about his role in gathering prewar intelligence, most pointedly by asserting that his wife, CIA employee Valerie Plame, recommended him.

Put that in your “Bush Lied, People Died” pipe and smoke it… (via Tom Maguire)

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Disgusting

by John Cole|  March 5, 200512:23 pm| 29 Comments

This post is in: Outrage

Lindsay Beyerstein points to this dreadful story:

The would-be teen mother arrived by ambulance last May, her belly bruised, the twin fetuses she carried for five months gone and her lips tightly sealed.

Authorities assumed 16-year-old Erica Basoria had been beaten and charged her boyfriend, 18-year-old Gerardo “Jerry” Flores, with murder under the state’s new law protecting the unborn.

But it wasn’t that simple. Basoria told authorities she had been trying to kill the fetuses for weeks and finally asked Flores to help by stepping on her stomach.

“When I was four months pregnant, I began to show, and at that time I decided that I should have gotten an abortion,” Basoria wrote in an affidavit.

Although Flores faces prosecution, Basoria can’t be charged because the new law – like many others across the nation – bans prosecution of mothers on the grounds that they have a legal right to end pregnancies. The case has attorneys on both sides questioning the fairness of a statute that considers one person’s crime another person’s constitutional right.

“How can two people conspire to do something like this and only one of them be punished? How can that be fair?” defense attorney Ryan Deaton asked.

I agree. They both should be charged with something, perhaps not capital murder. I am nominally pro-choice, but this is absolutely disgusting. I am sure the choice at all costs crowd finds this distressing, but if someone is going to be a test-case for this legislation, these two scumbags are as good a candidate as any.

And no, I am not going to consider their circumstances. Jumping up and down on twin fetuses inside the belly of a pregnant woman is beyond the pale.

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The Wrong Mentality

by John Cole|  March 5, 200510:43 am| 15 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

If you want to know everything that is wrong with our prison system, just look at this paragraph from a NY Times story on Martha Stewart:

Was the conviction of Martha Stewart for lying to federal investigators worth the effort?

For her, “the last five months in Alderson, West Virginia has been life altering and life affirming,” Ms. Stewart gushed in a statement on her Web site on Friday. She added, “Someday, I hope to have the chance to talk more about all that has happened, the extraordinary people I have met here and all that I have learned.”

Prison, it seems, was a good thing. And that could present a problem for criminal law enforcement.

Punishing wrongdoing, the theory goes, has two primary goals: to penalize the wrongdoer and to deter potential wrongdoers. But in Ms. Stewart’s case, it is not clear that either goal was achieved.

Prison shjould have THREE primary goals:

Punishment, deterrence, and REHABILITATION. Because we have failed to pay attention to the rehabilitative aspects, we are soon going to release a swarm of super-criminals into mainstream society.

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The Lasting Appeal of Movies

by John Cole|  March 5, 20059:44 am| 27 Comments

This post is in: Movies

I had some papers to grade this morning, and I turned on the television to have some sound distraction while grading. I flipped through thechannels and found A League of Their Own playing, and even though I have seen it numerous times, I got caught up in it again.

This made me realize that there are a number of movies I can watch over and over again, just because they are so good. What movies can you guys watch repeatedly? What characteristics of a movie make it appealing over and over again?

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The Salivating Morons Who Make Up the Lynch Mob

by John Cole|  March 4, 20059:28 pm| 38 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

The Mullahs* at the Daily Kos are calling for JIHAD:

As you’ve probably noticed, there have been several Alan Greenspan-related posts on the main page in just the past day or so. In one of those threads, blogswarmer Bob Brigham suggested that we “unleash the blogosphere” on Greenspan. It’s a brilliant idea – no one is more worthy of having a halo-ectomy than St. Alan – so let’s have at it…

And for those of you who want to really get down & dirty in the trenches, we can turn this into a one-degree-of-separation venture. That is, if you can find similar material for anyone who is closely linked to Greenspan, that’s fair game, too. Good examples would be Greenie’s idol, the nutbag “objectivist” Ayn Rand, and Andrea Mitchell, his NBC reporter wife. (An aside: We can debate the merits of this approach all you like, but suffice it to say, there is no question that Republicans do the same crap to us all the time. If you still want to play by the Marquess of Queensberry rules, fine – but I’ve moved on to brass knuckles.)

Charming marching orders from the new Taliban*- but really- it isn’t a smear campaign:

And, to make it amply clear, this is emphatically not a call for a “smear” campaign. This is a call to reveal the truth about Alan Greenspan (and his associates).

Nah- breaking out the ‘brass knuckles’ in an all out assault on the Chairman of the Fed, his wife, and a dead libertarian isn’t a smear campaign at all.

Here is my challenge to the blogosphere. Let’s watch these wingnuts as they wallow in the cesspool, and every time they take a Greenspan quote out of context, recite a Greenspan decision without providing the necessary context, or attack him or his wife personally, let’s note it and correct the situation.

I’m tired of these loudmouth bully boys trying to ruin people because it is ‘the same thing the Rethuglicans do.’ At least now we know that we have found Steve Lovelady’s salivating morons.

* If Robert Byrd can go into the well of the Senate and call Republicans Nazis and you wingnuts lap it up, I have no problem calling you guys what you are…

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Stupid Legislation

by John Cole|  March 4, 20051:38 pm| 9 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

Jacob Sollum discusses something that has been a pet peeve of mine for a long time– state laws banning the use of hand held cell phones while driving:

Not only is the ban–similar to rules in New York, New Jersey, and D.C.–hard to enforce, but it may actually contribute to driver distraction by creating the impression that hands-free phones are safe to use. Research indicates that it’s focusing on the conversation, as opposed to holding the phone, that’s the problem. And cell phone bans leave untouched myriad activities that can distract drivers and make accidents more likely, including use of various other electronic devices.

The problem is not that people have something in their hand- otherwise we would ban drinking coffee while driving, eating a burger, etc. The problem is the cognitive interference created from the conversation.

I have a proposal- Congress and state legislatures are hereby forbidden to propose or vote on issues they haven’t spent at least 6 months studying. I further propose exams on proposed legislation to demonstrate they have some understanding of the basic problem they are trying to address and what their proposed remedies will actually do before they are allowed to vote on the bill.

Of course, then Congress would pass very, very, few laws. I am sure th country will survive.

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Bad Blood

by John Cole|  March 4, 200512:38 pm| 2 Comments

This post is in: General Stupidity

This is a bad idea:

You’d have to live in a cave not to know that if you’re driving and get stopped by a cop, he or she can ask you to take a breath or blood test, and if you refuse, you lose your license for a while. But you also expect that if you choose the blood test, the cops will take you to a hospital or other place where a medical professional draws your blood.

That’s changing. Utah now allows cops to needle you themselves, right at the site of the traffic stop. The reason seems to be it saves the state money. Other states plan on following suit. Can this be constitutional? I don’t think so.

I don’t care about the Constitutional argument, which I must admit is pretty weak IMHO. However, in a time of HIV, Hepatitis, and any number of virus and creeping crud that are transmitted serologically, it seems like a pretty bad idea to have individuals with a minimum of training using needles on individuals. And this is for the safety of both the policeman and the accused. It won’t be long before an officer is infected, a lawsuit charging abuse on the hands of the cop with the needle, etc. is charged.

BTW- did anyone see the new Law and Order: Trial by Jury? I was watching it last night and laughed to myself when I found myself mentally calling it Law and Order: TalkLeft Edition. At any rate- I thought the show was great. Love Bebe Neuwirth- always have.

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