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I Used Latin in My Post, But I’m Still Stupid

by John Cole|  March 2, 20057:42 pm| 9 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

The invaluable Tom Maguire rightly heaps scorn on this idiotic post by Ed Kilgore (filling in for the Josh Marshall). From Mr. Kilgore:

Not having any particular
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thing to say about the happy contingency of the apparent collapse of the pro-Syrian government there, I didn’t worry about it much, until I got an email referring to this event as part of a “democracy domino.” And then I got it: those insistent correspondents were suggesting that I, as a Democrat, was indifferent to the latest triumph of Bush administration foreign policy.

Now I am aware the State Department made the appropriate noises, as its predecessors would have done, after the Hariri assassination, about Syrian dominance of Lebanon, and I also know the Bush administration has been generally hostile towards the Syrian government, as has been U.S. policy for as long as I can remember. But it literally never crossed my mind that Bush’s fans would credit him with for this positive event, as though his pro-democracy speeches exercise some sort of rhetorical enchantment.

This is the kind of thinking, of course, that has convinced God knows how many people that Ronald Reagan personally won the Cold War. It’s the old post hoc ergo propter hoc (after this, therefore because of this) logical fallacy. This is a president and an administration that chronically refuse to accept responsibility for the bad things that have happened on their watch–even things like the insurgency in Iraq that are directly attributable to its policies. Barring any specific evidence (provided, say, by Lebanese pro-democracy leaders)that Bush had anything in particular to do with Syria’s setbacks in Lebanon, I see no particular reason to high-five him for being in office when they happened.

The Bush Administration is helping to re-shape the entire Middle East, and Democrats are reduced to explaining why a dead man should get no credit for events that happened 20 years ago (and impressively, I might add, arguing on the wrong side of the issue). To be fair, the Washington Monthly is now on the ball and arguing that Bush doesn’t deserve any credit for anything.

At any rate, Mr. Maguire artfully defuses Mr. Kilgore’s post hoc fallacy non-fallacy, noting:

Hugh Hewitt rises to the defense of Reagan, which makes him a better man that I, since I tend to avoid arguing with others about articles of their religious faith. I also steer away from strawmen – whom might Mr. Kilgore be rebutting when he suggests that Reagan did not “personally” win the Cold War?

Go read the rest of Tom’s comments if you want a good laugh. Perhaps, of course, the joke is on us. This may all be part of Josh Marshall’s grand scheme- have someone more partisan and much dumber fill in for you, and by comparison, you seem genius.

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What A Difference

by John Cole|  March 2, 20057:29 pm| 6 Comments

This post is in: Media

Seems there was a firefight in Congo:

U.N. Peacekeepers Kill 60 Militiamen in Congo

U.N. troops killed as many as 60 militiamen in a stepped-up campaign to clear northeastern Congo of rogue gunmen who have preyed on residents and are suspected in the recent slaying of nine peacekeepers, U.N. officials said Wednesday.

The peacekeepers, backed by an attack helicopter and responding to fire, killed more people than in any other operation during their six-year mission in Congo…

Two peacekeepers were wounded and evacuated to South Africa, U.N. spokeswoman Eliane Nabaa said.

Two comments:

1.) Good. They need to kill more of them, and then hit the Sudan.

2.) Funny how different the headline and story is when it is UN troops in Congo rather than American forces in Afghanistan. If this were our GI’s in Afghanistan, the headline would have been:

Militiamen Terrorize Afghan Villages, Two Americans Wounded

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Enough is Enough

by John Cole|  March 2, 20056:38 pm| 33 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

All Democrats are soft on terror, love criminals, dildos, and drugs. How do I know this? No less an authority than Kevin Drum:

Newt knows this stuff backward and forward. He just doesn’t care. He’s not thinking like an academic, he’s thinking like a Republican.

Kevin is just taking his cues from the wingnuts in charge, though:

And Dean told the Hiebert fund-raiser that gay marriage was a Republican diversion from discussions of ballooning deficits and lost American jobs. That presents an opportunity to attract moderate Republicans, he said.

“Moderate Republicans can’t stand these people (conservatives), because they’re intolerant. They don’t think tolerance is a virtue,” Dean said, adding: “I’m not going to have these right-wingers throw away our right to be tolerant.”

And concluding his backyard speech with a litany of Democratic values, he added: “This is a struggle of good and evil. And we’re the good.”

When told of Dean’s remarks, Derrick Sontag — executive director of the Kansas Republican Party — said he was “shocked.”

“My immediate reaction to that whole dialogue is, it’s full of hatred,” Sontag said. “The Democratic Party has elected a leader that’s full of hatred.”

Republicans bad. Democrats good. Grunt. Must be hard for some of these left-wing pundits to type after their knuckles drag on the pavement all day.

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The New Censorship

by John Cole|  March 1, 20059:47 pm| 19 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

This just sends me through the damned roof:

Two top U.S. Republican lawmakers on Tuesday said they want to apply broadcast decency standards to cable television and satellite television and radio to protect children from explicit content.

Senate Commerce Committee Chairman Ted Stevens said he would push legislation this year to accomplish that goal and House Energy and Commerce Committee Chairman Joe Barton said he would back it if it does not violate free speech rights.

“Cable is a much greater violator in the indecency area,” Stevens, from Alaska, told the National Association of Broadcasters, which represents hundreds of local television and radio affiliates. “I think we have the same power to deal with cable as over-the-air” broadcasters.

“There has to be some standard of decency,” he said, but noted that “no one wants censorship.”

No one but you, you pompous windbag. You don’t like what is on cable television? Don’t fucking pay for the service. And if you absolutely must buy it, even though yuo hate it, there is another layer of protection for you. It looks like this:

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It is called a remote control, you loudmouth luddite busybodiy, and it will help you turn the channel form those awful shows that offend you to Lawrence Welk re-runs. You can buy one here.

A quick warning though, Sen. Stevens- a remote control can be hard to use when you have your thumb up your ass.

*** Update ***

Jeff Jarvis has a similar censorship device. HEY-I THOUGHT OF IT FIRST!!!! Heh.

*** Update ***

What a MAROON!

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Obesity in the NFL

by John Cole|  March 1, 20057:01 pm| 4 Comments

This post is in: Sports

From CNN SI:

It’s no secret that size matters in the National Football League, but a new study suggests that a whopping 56 percent of NFL players would be considered obese by some medical standards.

The NFL called the study bogus for using players’ body-mass index, a height-to-weight ratio that doesn’t consider body muscle versus fat. The players union said that despite the familiar sight of bulging football jerseys, there’s no proof that obesity is rampant in the league.

I have no idea what the deal is with the BMI, but I do know that according to some charts, I am supposed to weigh about 185 pounds or I would be considered obese. Since I weighed 185 lbs when I was in my peak shape when in the military (at 6’0″), able to run two miles in under 11 minutes and in the best shape of my life, I have a real hard time understanding how I am supposed to be below that weight now. At any rate, it is pretty damn clear that a lot of players inthe NFL are obese.

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Death Penalty

by John Cole|  March 1, 20056:55 pm| 13 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

I don’t like how they got to the decision, but I like the outcome:

In a ruling that marked a change in “national standards,” a divided Supreme Court Tuesday ruled that the execution of juvenile killers is unconstitutional.

The 5-4 decision tosses out the death sentence of a Missouri man who was 17-years-old when he murdered a St. Louis area woman in 1993…

In a sharp dissent delivered from the bench, Justice Antonin Scalia dismissed that argument as “no way to run a legal system.”

“We must disregard the new reality that — to the extent our Eighth Amendment decisions constitute something more than a show of hands on the current Justices’ personal views (on the death penalty) — they purport to be nothing more than a snapshot of American public opinion at a particular point in time,” he wrote.

More here:

“Allowing lower courts to reinterpret the Eighth Amendment whenever they decide enough time has passed for a new snapshot leaves this court’s decisions without any force,” Justice Scalia writes.

He also criticized the majority opinion for including references to international opposition to the juvenile death penalty.

“Only seven countries other than the United States have executed juvenile offenders since 1990,” Kennedy writes. “Since then each of these countries has either abolished capital punishment for juveniles or made public disavowal of the practice.”

Anticipating criticism, Kennedy adds, “The opinion of the world community, while not controlling our outcome, does provide respected and significant confirmation for our own conclusions.”

Scalia was undeterred in his dissent. “To invoke alien law when it agrees with one’s own thinking, and ignore it otherwise, is not reasoned decisionmaking, but sophistry,” he says.

Scalia, as usual is right- but I like the outcome of this decision despite the flawed and exceptionally dangerous reasoning that brought us to it. Via How Appealing, more content on why the decision making in this case was particularly troubling.

The decision can be found here.

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CNN

by John Cole|  March 1, 200510:38 am| 1 Comment

This post is in: Media

But of course:

CNN is to become the first national cable television news network to accept commercials for distilled spirits, by running a spot for Grey Goose vodka.

The spot was to have run last night during “News Night With Aaron Brown,” but did not appear.

The policy change also affects a CNN sibling, CNN Headline News, although that network has no liquor marketers scheduled to run commercials yet.

If you have ever watched Aaron Brown for more than thirty seconds, you have probably reached for a drink. Good product placement.

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