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Kid Tracking

by John Cole|  February 12, 20053:00 pm| 13 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics

Oliver links to this Talk Left post discussing this article:

The only grade school in this rural town is requiring students to wear radio frequency identification badges that can track their every move. Some parents are outraged, fearing it will take away their children’s privacy.

The badges introduced at Brittan Elementary School on Jan. 18 rely on the same radio frequency and scanner technology that companies use to track livestock and product inventory. Similar devices have recently been used to monitor youngsters in some parts of Japan…

The system was imposed, without parental input, by the school as a way to simplify attendance-taking and potentially reduce vandalism and improve student safety. Principal Earnie Graham hopes to eventually add bar codes to the existing ID’s so that students can use them to pay for cafeteria meals and check out library books…

Each student is required to wear identification cards around their necks with their picture, name and grade and a wireless transmitter that beams their ID number to a teacher’s handheld computer when the child passes under an antenna posted above a classroom door.

Graham also asked to have a chip reader installed in locker room bathrooms to reduce vandalism, although that reader is not functional yet. And while he has ordered everyone on campus to wear the badges, he said only the 7th and 8th grade classrooms are being monitored thus far…

Oliver then states:

I don’t understand what’s the problem with tracking where minor children are? There’s a lotta sickos out there, why not know where kids are? Do 5th and 7th graders need privacy to such an insane degree? Next thing you’ll be saying parents can’t search their kids’ rooms for drugs.

In the annals of bad ideas, this rates right up near the top, and I think the problem is quite evident- It is WHO is doing the monitoring, and it is what the children will learn form this type of behavior.

The school has decided to undertake this little Orwellian tagging system for its own uses, without the input of the family or the child. It would be another situation altogether if the parents were given the opportunity to opt out, although I would still be rabidly against the system. However, this particular school system is now in the position of forcing children to attend their school, and then to be forced to have their right to privacy infringed upon by an authoritarian system.

While this system is onerous and odious enough, the potential abuses are widespread. Let’s even put aside the presumption that children, young adults, deserve the right to be able to go to the bathroom without being monitored. How long will it be before widescale and even more invasive monitoring of the children begins. Two scenarios:

A.) The Principle suspects an individual student may be involved in some sort of criminal activity- let’s say selling pot. Searches of the student and his/her locker turn up nothing. How long will it be before the principle is monitoring the child, tkaing notes who the child associates with and when. How long before the principle is monitoring a group of students. How long before the id/tracking bracelet is no longer a means of protecting the child, but an intrusive device for pernicious investigations that would outrage any adult? How long before the harassment begins?

B.) A student is doing poorly in school. His/her parents ask the principle to monitor the student’s behavior. The principle then observes the student spends little time in the library, opting to spend free time during the school day in the gym, socializing in the cafeteria, etc. The Principole reports this back to the parents, and/or interrogates the student himself/herself.

These are no wild eyed hypotheticals, and if you are honest with yourself, you will probably admit that the authorities have probably already thought of the first scenario. If traffic light camerass upset you off, this should give you a stroke.

There are a myriad opf reasons in the paragraphs above not to use this technology, but even more important than those are the awful messages that the utilization of this technology sends to children. And really, while 7th and 8th graders are legally children, they are, in large part, young adults, and should be treated as such. We already are pushing these young adults into permanent stages of arrested development with our overbearing rules in schools, our zero tolerance policies, but this takes things to a new level.

If we continue to treat children as possessions, if we continue to instill values that our antithetical to freedom and our cherished expectations of privacy, we are creating the monster that will lead to the end of our freedoms and our liberties as we know them. This is not hysterical fear-mongering on our part- children and young adults when they mature, will engage in the behaviors they have been taught during their formidable years. This is not speculation, this is fact- this is why we spend so much effort trying to instill morals and values in our children. This is why we spend a great amount of energy and money every year trying to teach respect for individuals. This is why we spend a great deal of classtime every year teaching civics and history and American government. We must be careful to teach the right values, in and out of the classroom.

Recently, civil libertarians were rightly and justifiably up in arms with a national survey commissioned by the John S. and James L. Knight Foundation which reported the following chilling tidbits of information:

– Nearly three-fourths of high school students either do not know how they feel about the First Amendment or admit they take it for granted.

– Seventy-five percent erroneously think flag burning is illegal.

– Half believe the government can censor the Internet.

– More than a third think the First Amendment goes too far in the rights it guarantees.

As Knight Foundation President and CEO Hodding Carter III noted,

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Objectively Pro-Terror

by John Cole|  February 12, 20051:32 pm| 9 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

I see that the following websites do not exist:

Democrats Against Torture
Anti-Torture Democrats
Democrats for Human Rights

Therefore, since ‘extraordinary rendition’ began during the Clinton years, if I use the deep logic presented by the Editors, I must assume that all Democrats are objectively pro-torture.

That is how this kind of stupidity works, right (why, some might say this post is even Kaye Groganesque!)?

In a show of bi-partisanship, I am willing to work with the Editors to defeat the following candidates:

Landrieu (D-LA)

Lieberman (D-CT)

Nelson (D-FL)

Nelson (D-NE)

Pryor (D-AR)

Salazar (D-CO)

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Yeeargagh!

by John Cole|  February 12, 200512:17 pm| 6 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Today is probably the first time champagne corks were popped simultaneously at the RNC and DNC headquarters, as the Democrats voted in their man, Howard Dean, as chairman of the DNC:

Howard Dean, whose high-flying presidential bid collapsed in disarray one year ago, won the post of Democratic chairman on Saturday and will take up the job of leading the party back from November’s election losses.
The former Vermont governor was elected chairman of the Democratic National Committee by acclamation, replacing Terry McAuliffe.

The resurgence of Dean, an early and fierce critic of the Iraq war and President George W. Bush, comes three months after a presidential election that some Democrats saw as a signal the party needed a more moderate approach to broaden its appeal in the South and mountain states.

But Dean countered those concerns and wooed party leaders with promises to focus on state operations, energize the party’s grass roots and build an army of small donors similar to the one that supported his presidential bid.

Which proves once again that the surest way to get promoted within the Democratic party ranks is to lose an election in spectacular fashion. Really, though- can he do any worse than Terry McAwful?

Also, to the folks in the wingnut left realm of the blogosphere:

A majority, 56%, said major changes are needed in the party’s approach to winning elections. Six in 10 said persuading undecided and swing voters is the key to future victories, twice as many as those who picked mobilizing the base. And 52% said they’d rather see the party become more moderate, compared with 23% who said more liberal.

But given a choice between trying to defeat the GOP agenda and draw “clear distinctions” between the two parties or trying to find areas of compromise with Bush and the Republicans, the DNC members picked “clear distinctions,” 68%-24%.

That no-retreat sentiment was reflected last week when the Human Rights Campaign, a gay rights group, decided to put new emphasis on same-sex marriage despite some indications that proposed bans on gay marriage drew conservatives to the polls in November and helped Democrats lose.

“The Marriage Project” will support state and local moves toward same-sex marriage. “It’s a reflection of the importance that we place on the issue,” says Seth Kilbourn, HRC vice president.

You gotta love these guys- over half (depending on the poll) of the population is against gay marriage, so they are going to make a ‘clear distincition’ between Democrats and Republicans by advancing an extremely liberal agenda item that pisses off close to 2/3 of the country. God bless them, for they haven’t learned a damn thing.

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Gotta Love ‘Em

by John Cole|  February 11, 200511:54 pm| 8 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

Uh oh. Kevin Drum might be on to something with his observation of the British Labour Party’s pledge card:

I have some advice for the Democratic party: go talk to Tony Blair to see how things are done.

Over on the right is the unveiling of the Labor Party’s 2005 “pledge card,” a cheap and cheerful list of six things the Laborites say they stand for. Beneath it is a short amount of text expanding (slightly) on each of the six points.

Now, the wording of the points is worth looking at, but it’s the marketing itself that’s more noteworthy: six simple points, none of them longer than six words. This is accompanied by six explanations, none of them longer than 30 words.

Three words:

Contract… With… America…

– FIRST, require all laws that apply to the rest of the country also apply equally to the Congress;

– SECOND, select a major, independent auditing firm to conduct a comprehensive audit of Congress for waste, fraud or abuse;

– THIRD, cut the number of House committees, and cut committee staff by one-third;

– FOURTH, limit the terms of all committee chairs;

– FIFTH, ban the casting of proxy votes in committee;

– SIXTH, require committee meetings to be open to the public;

– SEVENTH, require a three-fifths majority vote to pass a tax increase;

– EIGHTH, guarantee an honest accounting of our Federal Budget by implementing zero base-line budgeting.

Up next, the Washington Monthly discovers direct mail.

Seriously, though- what is it about the Democratic party? They look at a Porsche and decide they need to re-invent the wheel. After geting their clocks cleaned since 1994, you would think they would have thought about this BEFORE seeing it being utilized by a FOREIGN party in a FOREIGN ELECTION.

BTW, I shouldn’t do this, but, I am going to offer the Democrats some advice anyway. When you create your list of six or so promises, re-read it, and if it looks like this, start over:

1.) Bush Lied, People Died!

2.) Blame America First!

3.) Abortions on Demand!

4.) Jesse Jackson- He’s no Uncle Tom!

5.) God- Its nothing more than Dog spelled backwards!

You get the point.

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Gannon/Guckert

by John Cole|  February 10, 20053:56 pm| 32 Comments

This post is in: Media

I have not mentioned this episode because I really, truly, don’t care. I do find all the shock and outrage on both sides a little amusing:

– You mean to tell me that some newspapers and newspaper reporters sometimes use press releases verbatim? Really- Democrats better not push too hard on this one, or they are going to put half of the media exposure from their activist groups ouot of business.

– You mean to tell me that Democrats are furious that there might be someone in the White House Press Corps who is not overtly hostile to everything the administration does?

– Really, I am shocked to learn the White House Communications office might treat someone who tends to give them favorable coverage with kid gloves. Really- I am just flabbergasted that might happen.

– You mean to tell me a few wingnut Democrats in the House and Senate are going to try to treat this like Watergate? Really, I am shocked.

– What? I don’t believe it. I find it unbelievable that Democrats and their partisan bloggers might gleefully out a gay man,simply because he does not adhere to the party line. They have never done that before. People that might do that might even call Condi Rice a ‘House Nigger’ or call Colin Powell and ‘Uncle TOm.’ That would never happen, you know.

Really- no one looks very good with all this faux outrage. And this will be my last post on the issue.

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Open Mouth, Insert Foot

by John Cole|  February 9, 20052:44 pm| 7 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Stupidity

What is wrong with politicians? Why do they always have such tin ears? This is simply idiotic:

Baltimore Mayor Martin O’Malley yesterday compared President Bush’s proposed budget cuts to the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, saying that Bush, like the al Qaeda hijackers who crashed planes into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, has launched an assault on America’s cities.

“These cuts, ladies and gentlemen, are sad. Irresponsible. They are also dishonest,” O’Malley (D) told a packed news conference at the National Press Club, where mayors and area officials had gathered to decry Bush’s plan to slash spending on community development programs by $2 billion.

“With a budget ax, [President Bush] is attacking America’s cities,” said Baltimore Mayor Martin O’Malley.

“Back on September 11, terrorists attacked our metropolitan cores, two of America’s great cities. They did that because they knew that was where they could do the most damage and weaken us the most,” O’Malley said. “Years later, we are given a budget proposal by our commander in chief, the president of the United States. And with a budget ax, he is attacking America’s cities. He is attacking our metropolitan core.”

Maybe the Democrats deserve to have Howard Dean as their chair.

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Fiscal Conservatives, My Ass

by John Cole|  February 9, 200510:55 am| 23 Comments

This post is in: Republican Stupidity

I am so hopping mad at the GOP right now I can barely tolerate it:

The Bush administration offered a new estimate of the cost of the Medicare drug benefit on Tuesday, saying it would cost $720 billion in the next 10 years.

That is much more than the $400 billion Congress assumed when it passed legislation creating the benefit in late 2003.

But administration officials said the numbers were not comparable. The original estimate was for the years 2004 to 2013. The new estimate covers the period from 2006, when the drug benefit becomes available, to 2015.

The higher figure, which provides the first glimpse of the true cost of the drug benefit, could touch off a political uproar in Congress, where conservative Republicans were already expressing alarm about the costs of Medicare, including the drug benefit.

Fiscal conservatives would be holding impeachment hearings right now if there were any.

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